Yes, John was of Kip, Norm and Lobo, but another was begat from the "Terrible Trio" Banshee...
And from a hot summer night, in the heat of passion, Banshee and Norm begat Immortal...
Now TonyT and Hell_Yes had begat Messiah, and their relationship started to crumble. TonyT claimed that he took Mrs Thurston Howell the 69th fishing, as he reaked of rotten fish, but was wearing womens underwear, that he received as a gift from Humboldt, when they showed up with CoolJ in tow. All we know is that TonyT was constipated and without a bowel movement for a little over 8 months... Being called anal retentive was really getting the best of him and his emotions, so he ran away to breed rats with Humboldt.
Very ironic that the two "lesser endowed" members of the family ended uo together. But the rats didn't seem to mind their ocassional 34-some. Man did those 2 get some tail! And soon lil SG'ers were showing up like rats! Immortal, Funk & MikeMean- who were Siamese Twins and joined just above the waist, ssjDoh, Splash, and probably close to 800 still born...
Now Banshee and Humboldt was often seen "locked" up like dogs and soon S1lver was nursing from both of them...
TonyT went to Hell_Yes for comforting and soon begat SeedOfChaos and his "Gay" twin BloomOfChaos.
We are not sure, but we believe that Mouse mad Bloom Stew one night and then was feeling frisky and jumped Funk&MikeMeans bones thus Blebs and DrDoug were born, again Siamese Twins.
Blebs and DrDoug were separated, but ending up getting back together, as they were "made for each other". They had Bala.
John and Banshee's first was Nightowl, then they "tag teamed" with Funk and MikeMean and produced one of our most embarrassing family members, the MadDoc...
MadDoc had an animal fetish and many flings, with unspeakables, but Grimmy was welcomed after a pot of chile con carne and the explotions that followed. MadDoc swore he was on the pill and Grimmy was a freak of nature... You have to make that decision for yourself as I reserve comment for fear of self incrimination...
Science has not figured out how yet, but Funk & Mikemean fertilized themself and out came CC, you may know him as Cisco Certified, we know him as certified nut!
Ahhh, it is time for my electro shock treatment so maybe sweet Noeva can bring us up on a bit...
Stay tuned...
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