Do hemroids go away on their own?

BMED · Post by **BMED** » Thu Oct 25, 2001 9:39 pm

It depends, are you using the right type of corn cob?

Just kidding, minor hemorrhoids can be treated with meds, major or severe hemorrhiods require surgery........OUCH!

crazyman · Post by **crazyman** » Thu Oct 25, 2001 9:39 pm

Originally posted by Brent
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so you got mustard butt too?

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HalfLifer · Post by **HalfLifer** » Thu Oct 25, 2001 9:39 pm

Should, but buy some medication.

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Thu Oct 25, 2001 9:44 pm

it's really minor (small) one

but a pain in the ass lol

i want it gone, i think i know how i got it and that situation is resolved now

Gaming-Module · Post by **Gaming-Module** » Thu Oct 25, 2001 9:46 pm

Originally posted by Brent
it's really minor (small) one

but a pain in the ass lol

i want it gone, i think i know how i got it and that situation is resolved now

Ah, the cross a video card pimp must carry.

Crump · Post by **Crump** » Thu Oct 25, 2001 9:47 pm

Here is what a hemorrhoid feels like:

http://www.netoriginals.com/uss/bomb.html

BMED · Post by **BMED** » Thu Oct 25, 2001 9:51 pm

Originally posted by Brent
it's really minor (small) one

but a pain in the ass lol

i want it gone, i think i know how i got it and that situation is resolved now

I'm getting a bad visual here bro! How you "got it" is your business.

Try the over-the-counter medication first, then if it's not gone see your doctor.

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Thu Oct 25, 2001 9:53 pm

well since i'm not very embarresed about these kinda things i'll tell ya

I'm getting pretty fat and my waste/hip size whatever has increased a lot, I use to be able to wear size 34 underwear but lately it's been VERY VERY tight, and i had worn em so long I think the tightness has created my problem, I have sense gone and bought size 38 underwear but I think I may need to to up one more level...

either that or actually start excercizing which im so lazy i can't do

crazyman · Post by **crazyman** » Thu Oct 25, 2001 9:57 pm

Originally posted by Brent
well since i'm not very embarresed about these kinda things i'll tell ya

I'm getting pretty fat and my waste/hip size whatever has increased a lot, I use to be able to wear size 34 underwear but lately it's been VERY VERY tight, and i had worn em so long I think the tightness has created my problem, I have sense gone and bought size 38 underwear but I think I may need to to up one more level...

either that or actually start excercizing which im so lazy i can't do

if you wear briefs,then try boxers,they are the only way to go....

David · Post by **David** » Thu Oct 25, 2001 10:00 pm

Cut back any alcohol consumption.... It worsens the situation (The Portal vein, esophageal varices and the hemmoroids are the 3 points where the Liver returns blood to the regular circulatory system)

Gaming-Module · Post by **Gaming-Module** » Thu Oct 25, 2001 10:05 pm

Originally posted by Brent
well since i'm not very embarresed about these kinda things i'll tell ya

I'm getting pretty fat and my waste/hip size whatever has increased a lot, I use to be able to wear size 34 underwear but lately it's been VERY VERY tight, and i had worn em so long I think the tightness has created my problem, I have sense gone and bought size 38 underwear but I think I may need to to up one more level...

either that or actually start excercizing which im so lazy i can't do

Similar boats. I've been working out on and off for the past few months. Recently I have gotten fed up and am starting to exercise with my rage again.

Get pissed off at something when you exercise. The angrier you get the harder you push your body until you're gasping simply from trying to stop yourself from punching a hole in the wall.

BMED · Post by **BMED** » Thu Oct 25, 2001 10:10 pm

Family Doctor is your best answer, unless you want to post a pic

See your Doc on a regular basis, that way you don't have to doubt your own diagnosis, a second opinion is always good!

BMED · Post by **BMED** » Thu Oct 25, 2001 10:22 pm

KEGAL EXERCISES
(Pelvic Floor Exercises)

These exercises are more commenly used for the female type, but if done correctly they can build muscles around the rectum that will help prevent hemorrhoidial development.

Thumbs Up!, BMED

Gaming-Module · Post by **Gaming-Module** » Thu Oct 25, 2001 10:23 pm

Thumbs Up!

This is not the thread for that...

BMED · Post by **BMED** » Thu Oct 25, 2001 11:35 pm

Originally posted by Macho-Module

This is not the thread for that...

Tell that to Brent! He has "Anal Pimples".

Kegal Brent, Kegal!

mountainman · Post by **mountainman** » Fri Oct 26, 2001 12:14 am

Originally posted by Brent
well since i'm not very embarresed about these kinda things i'll tell ya

I'm getting pretty fat and my waste/hip size whatever has increased a lot, I use to be able to wear size 34 underwear but lately it's been VERY VERY tight, and i had worn em so long I think the tightness has created my problem, I have sense gone and bought size 38 underwear but I think I may need to to up one more level...

either that or actually start excercizing which im so lazy i can't do

Hey man.......not be a smart a$$, but I really think that you should start exercising a eating differently. When I got married in Aug 2000, I weighed 190 and had 12% body fat. Now, I weigh 215 and I have no idea what my body fat is.....(much more). My point??

When you have drastic body changes like this, it just isn't heathly....ESPECIALLY when you have stuff happen like hemerroids. (I know...my wife and both moms are R.N.s) Anyway, I have just joined the "Y" and have started eating very healthy and will try to get back to my 190 and 12% body fat.

If I were you, I would get a membership at a club, start buying tuna, fish, chicken, lean beef, veggies, taters and pasta and toss the junk. If you ever have any questions, lemme know. I have bene talking to nutritionists, personal trainers, etc about what to do and what not to do.

Trust me man.....going from my 31 inch waist to this damn 35 has put me over the edge. I'm going back to healthy. Life was much better then. I don't really know you...true....but you have always helped me when I come here with computer problems, so I would like to help you back.

So....lemme know and good luck, bro!!

Croc · Post by **Croc** » Fri Oct 26, 2001 6:51 am

Nothing worse than a bunch of Cardinal Grapes hangin out. I know cause I got em too. LOL
Surgery is an option but it is more like sealing off blood vessels cause that's what the grapes are. That will depend on what your Doctor thinks is best for your own ....... ummmm situation.
I don't want to get the surgery done and I try and treat mine in a caring way with a cream and suppository called Proctocedel.
Closing this now.
This is cracking me up.

Croc.

2Bullish · Post by **2Bullish** » Fri Oct 26, 2001 9:19 am

Exercise = Blueberry free butt.

mountainman · Post by **mountainman** » Fri Oct 26, 2001 10:16 am

Originally posted by 2Bullish
Exercise = Blueberry free butt.

YOU GOT IT MAN!!!

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Fri Oct 26, 2001 10:54 am

This has got to be one of the more disgusting threads I have ever read. Have you ever heard the phrase...... TOO MUCH INFO!!!

Was still good for a laugh though.

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