Anyone here have erectile dysfunction?

gmcd33 · Post by **gmcd33** » Tue Aug 21, 2001 10:21 pm

Just thought I'd ask.

After I broke up with my first REAL girlfrind I developed a performance anxiety complex where I almost couldnt get it up. My friend knew this Physchiatrist who loved to prescribe drugs. Thinking he might be able to help, I made an appointment to see him. After an hour of chat ($250.00) he tells me "I can make you superman" I start laughing not knowing what he was getting at. He told me that being that my problem was feelings of inadaquicy he could prescribe a few things to counter that ten fold.

He prescribed:

Viagra (to help get and keep the wood)

Xanax (to provide relaxation) This worked soooo well. Since I was strung out on tranks the ladys thought I was the bomb. That stuff makes you a smooooooth operator.

Luvox (to provide delayed release) This is where he went overboard. He flat out told me that this would make the ladys worship me cause it makes you last forever. Luvox is used to treat depression but has some sexual side effects. On the priscription he wrote "Take 2 before intercourse to delay ejaculation" You should have seen the look on the pharmasists face when he saw that!

With this "Kocktail" I was the man. My next girlfriend didnt know what hit her. I was the "superman" that the doc said I was gonna be. That whole experaince helped me get over the hole performance anxiety thing and was life changing.

The reason I post this is because Erectile Dysfunction is very common amounf men of ALL ages. Most men feel embarassed and done know that there are medications that can transform you from limp to pimp.

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Tue Aug 21, 2001 10:24 pm

Vodka, its avaliable over the counter, and makes the room spin too.

JC · Post by JC » Tue Aug 21, 2001 10:26 pm

NO!!!!!!!!!

gmcd33 · Post by **gmcd33** » Tue Aug 21, 2001 10:27 pm

Originally posted by brembo
Vodka, its avaliable over the counter, and makes the room spin too.

Doesnt that give you wiskey ***k?

Although it did come in handy once. Thats a story for another thread.

Merc · Post by **Merc** » Tue Aug 21, 2001 10:42 pm

your not 31

Blitz · Post by **Blitz** » Tue Aug 21, 2001 10:44 pm

Well, what exactly are the symptons?

I've heard this term thrown around.....and I do have a vague idea of what it is...but....

Merc · Post by **Merc** » Tue Aug 21, 2001 10:46 pm

when you cant get ur d!ck up when in times of needed use

or anytime at all

Gaming-Module · Post by **Gaming-Module** » Tue Aug 21, 2001 11:34 pm

Xanex is good if you can't sleep.

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Wed Aug 22, 2001 12:05 am

Vodka, its avaliable over the counter, and makes the room spin too.

I just love that brembo. When I grow up... I want to be just like him.

People who suffer from high blood pressure (hypertension) require alpha, beta or other “blockers” to control blood pressure. An unfortunate side affect of that medication is SD. To this end, Viagra not only allows you to have a sex life, it also allows you to have a life before hypertension takes it from you. Viagra isn’t just for me… it’s for the women in a man’s life.

A tip of the hat to qmcde33. I’m happy for you.

Doc

CoolJ · Post by **CoolJ** » Wed Aug 22, 2001 12:52 am

I get a b***r if I look at half a boob

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Wed Aug 22, 2001 12:54 am

Originally posted by CoolJ
I get a b***r if I look at half a boob

I remember those days, ahhhh to be young again

AAF Striker · Post by **AAF Striker** » Wed Aug 22, 2001 12:55 am

Originally posted by CoolJ
I get a b***r if I look at half a boob

I think I have gotten one from even less than that before lol. You know what's terrible. When you get one in class, or am I the only one that has happened to???

TEH WIN · Post by **TEH WIN** » Wed Aug 22, 2001 12:56 am

In the pool is BAD.

CoolJ · Post by **CoolJ** » Wed Aug 22, 2001 12:57 am

Originally posted by AAF Striker

I think I have gotten one from even less than that before lol. You know what's terrible. When you get one in class, or am I the only one that has happened to???

Yea! It just pops up! NOT EVEN A warning!

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Wed Aug 22, 2001 1:00 am

Once you guys learn how to control your b0ner you won't be having those problems

AAF Striker · Post by **AAF Striker** » Wed Aug 22, 2001 1:28 am

Originally posted by Prey521
Once you guys learn how to control your b0ner you won't be having those problems

Oh, so now I have control issues

I need an idiots guide to taming my pee pee

Maybe I can hook up some type of early warning system...

CoolJ · Post by **CoolJ** » Wed Aug 22, 2001 1:31 am

Originally posted by AAF Striker

Oh, so now I have control issues I need an idiots guide to taming my pee pee

HAHA

Banshee · Post by **Banshee** » Wed Aug 22, 2001 1:37 am

lmao

Teirney · Post by **Teirney** » Wed Aug 22, 2001 9:57 am

If you are a smoker..beware.

blebs · Post by **blebs** » Wed Aug 22, 2001 11:16 am

Originally posted by Prey521
Once you guys learn how to control your b0ner you won't be having those problems

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Wed Aug 22, 2001 11:20 am

Originally posted by brembo
Vodka, its avaliable over the counter, and makes the room spin too.

i took a sip of coke and read that and almost chocked to death

i dont have a prob getting it up, have a prob getting a woman lol

Joe · Post by **Joe** » Wed Aug 22, 2001 11:36 am

Originally posted by gmcd33
Just thought I'd ask.

After I broke up with my first REAL girlfrind I developed a performance anxiety complex where I almost couldnt get it up. My friend knew this Physchiatrist who loved to prescribe drugs. Thinking he might be able to help, I made an appointment to see him. After an hour of chat ($250.00) he tells me "I can make you superman" I start laughing not knowing what he was getting at. He told me that being that my problem was feelings of inadaquicy he could prescribe a few things to counter that ten fold.

He prescribed:

Viagra (to help get and keep the wood)

Xanax (to provide relaxation) This worked soooo well. Since I was strung out on tranks the ladys thought I was the bomb. That stuff makes you a smooooooth operator.

Luvox (to provide delayed release) This is where he went overboard. He flat out told me that this would make the ladys worship me cause it makes you last forever. Luvox is used to treat depression but has some sexual side effects. On the priscription he wrote "Take 2 before intercourse to delay ejaculation" You should have seen the look on the pharmasists face when he saw that!

With this "Kocktail" I was the man. My next girlfriend didnt know what hit her. I was the "superman" that the doc said I was gonna be. That whole experaince helped me get over the hole performance anxiety thing and was life changing.

The reason I post this is because Erectile Dysfunction is very common amounf men of ALL ages. Most men feel embarassed and done know that there are medications that can transform you from limp to pimp.

DUDE SEND ME SOME LUVOX!! w00t!

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Wed Aug 22, 2001 1:13 pm

Viagra will only make things worse, really what you need is a good women who knows how to turn on a man, alot of women really have no clue, most men have a trigger it might be mental or parts of the body, if you can talk with your current girl friend/wife then you can build from there, also the women has triggers find them and your feel alot better in lovemakeing. it seems your lack of a boner is makeing your confidence drop therefore your mind is not at ease. i find wine is a good drink to have b4 makeing love.

now ive settled down 4 kids and all that im a one women man, although shes my queen, it can get abit boring parking the train in the same tunnel, therefore mind and body comes in to play, i mean knowing you can have sex anytime you want is really a downside, damn as im writeing this im getting depressed

still stop takeing Viagra, i think its got a ill to it relating to heart troubles.

Venus · Post by **Venus** » Wed Aug 22, 2001 1:39 pm

Originally posted by BB_Nemesis
Viagra will only make things worse, really what you need is a good women who knows how to turn on a man, alot of women really have no clue, most men have a trigger it might be mental or parts of the body, if you can talk with your current girl friend/wife then you can build from there, also the women has triggers find them and your feel alot better in lovemakeing. it seems your lack of a boner is makeing your confidence drop therefore your mind is not at ease. i find wine is a good drink to have b4 makeing love.

now ive settled down 4 kids and all that im a one women man, although shes my queen, it can get abit boring parking the train in the same tunnel, therefore mind and body comes in to play, i mean knowing you can have sex anytime you want is really a downside, damn as im writeing this im getting depressed still stop takeing Viagra, i think its got a ill to it relating to heart troubles.

oh baby you are so strong <strokes> do you want me to yell "your my daddy" <snickers> ok so it's all the womans fault NOT!

choo! choo! the mantrain is coming through. <fits of giggles>

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Wed Aug 22, 2001 3:21 pm

Originally posted by Venus

oh baby you are so strong <strokes> do you want me to yell "your my daddy" <snickers> ok so it's all the womans fault NOT!

choo! choo! the mantrain is coming through. <fits of giggles>

well first off your maybe misunderstanding my mind thoughts, by your own thinking

its not anyones fault some people have a good open mind and others dont alot of it being how you was brought up and the way your parents were towards sex talk.

as i said you need to beable to express your inner thoughts both sides, it makes for a better sex life.

your post saying about call me daddy is not a nice thing to say,

Edited by Mouse

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Wed Aug 22, 2001 3:32 pm

Originally posted by BB_Nemesis

well first off your maybe misunderstanding my mind thoughts, by your own thinking

its not anyones fault some people have a good open mind and others dont alot of it being how you was brought up and the way your parents were towards sex talk.

as i said you need to beable to express your inner thoughts both sides, it makes for a better sex life.

your post saying about call me daddy is not a nice thing to say,

Sorry, BB_Nemsis but that last paragraph is one of the most rude things I have seen here in a while. Definetly something that should not be said lightly. Over here in the states Call me Daddy is seen as funny not sick. You were talking about being open minded?

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Wed Aug 22, 2001 3:35 pm

Noevo i dont know what it means to you guys over there, but over here its not a nice thing to say. my reply was based on the way we see that kind of talk in the UK.

Noevo · Post by **Noevo** » Wed Aug 22, 2001 3:36 pm

even if it isn't nice thing to say, why go off an accuse someone of looking at Child porn. Thats the offensive part in my mind.

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Wed Aug 22, 2001 3:38 pm

BBN, if you don't know what he meant by "daddy" then maybe you shoulda asked him before making any accusations.

mouse · Post by **mouse** » Wed Aug 22, 2001 3:52 pm

BB I can understand that this may be taken differantly in the country that you are in. However publicly accusing someone of looking at child porn is no better, in fact in the USA it is worse.

I am asking that you retract that statment or I will do it for you.

Mouse

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Wed Aug 22, 2001 4:21 pm

ok mouse you beat me to it, i would have removed it, as this is mainly a yank forum, but Venus was being abit of a tosser posting like that, oh maybe you dont know what tosser means, its a UK word still maybe in the states it means someone who tosses pancakes so it will be ok for me to say it here right?.

that word call me daddy while we are talking about sex, is something that relates to child sex here, i did not like it but i also understand differnt words and saying = differnt meanings in the countrys we all live in.

like over here the kids in school will ask another kid can i borrow your rubba after you have finished with it.

but i know you guys have a differnt meaning to this.

Gaming-Module · Post by **Gaming-Module** » Wed Aug 22, 2001 4:22 pm

British Bulldog?

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Wed Aug 22, 2001 4:25 pm

Originally posted by Macho-Module
British Bulldog?

what are you asking?

mouse · Post by **mouse** » Wed Aug 22, 2001 4:35 pm

Originally posted by BB_Nemesis
ok mouse you beat me to it, i would have removed it, as this is mainly a yank forum, but Venus was being abit of a tosser posting like that, oh maybe you dont know what tosser means, its a UK word still maybe in the states it means someone who tosses pancakes so it will be ok for me to say it here right?.

that word call me daddy while we are talking about sex, is something that relates to child sex here, i did not like it but i also understand differnt words and saying = differnt meanings in the countrys we all live in.

like over here the kids in school will ask another kid can i borrow your rubba after you have finished with it.

but i know you guys have a differnt meaning to this.

Thank You

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Wed Aug 22, 2001 4:52 pm

I have erectile dysfunction, but only after seeing a pic of SSJDOH

sito · Post by **sito** » Wed Aug 22, 2001 5:26 pm

My erectile dysfunction is that "it" always wants sex. I wish I had an off switch for it hehe. I did have a lil' trouble when I was on an anti-deppressant drug called paxil. Mr Hoo Haw didn't know if he was going up or down so I stopped taking it. Big mistake! But I'm on some new stuff now that allows me to be me. Sex is good even when it's bad, but with the right person, OH the Glory!

q2dm1 · Post by **q2dm1** » Wed Aug 22, 2001 5:50 pm

I only wish.

I get boners just from hugging my girlfriend.

ssjDoh · Post by **ssjDoh** » Wed Aug 22, 2001 6:10 pm

Originally posted by Prey521
I have erectile dysfunction, but only after seeing a pic of SSJDOH

that's not what your fiance told me...

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