Pop-Tarts for Breakfast? Think again

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Pop-Tarts for Breakfast? Think again

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Philadelphia - The next burning issue in the courtrooms of America may be a breakfast food left in the toaster too long.

A New Jersey couple last week sued the Kellogg Co. for $100,000 over a house fire that was caused by a flaming Pop-Tart.

Brenda J. Hurff put a cherry Pop-Tart in the toaster and then left the house to drive her children to preschool, according to the Hurffs attorney, Mauro C. Casci. The lawsuit was filed last week.

When she return 10 to 20 minutes later, smoke was pouring from the house an firefighters were on the scene, according to Casci.

"She had put it in the toaster and appearantly forgot about it" Casci said. "I never thought a Pop-Tart could turn into a blowtorch."

Asked whether the preserve filled pastry stuck in the toaster: "Did it pop, did it not pop?" Casci said Friday."Who knows?"

The suit also names Black & Decker, the maker of the pop-up toaster. A company spokesman said there would be no comment until this week.

**** Lovell, a spokesman for the Battle Creek Michigan cereal maker, would not comment on the case except to say:"Pop-Tarts are safe and do not cuase fires."

Pop-Tarts have an advisory on the box, warning customers not to "leave the toaster appliance unattended dur to the possible risk of fire."


Actual Directions from POP TART BOX (this is their formatting included)

Toasting instructions

1)Set toasting appliance (toaster or toaster oven) at LOWEST of LIGHTEST heat setting. Remov pastry from pouch.

2)Insert pastry vertically into cool toasting appliance.

3) ATTEND TOASTING APPLIANCE WHILE HEATING> DO NOT ALLOW CHILDREN TO OPERATE TOASTING APPLICANCE WITHOUT SUPERVISION.*

4) After warming pastry, allow to cool briefly. REMOVE CAREFULLY from toasting appliance.

....(Microwave instructions not included as not germaine to this case)...

*CAUTION: If pastry is overheated, frosting filling can become extremely hot and could casue burns. Do not leave toasting appliance unattended due to possible risk of fire.


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Post by Banshee »

This is funny

"Pop-Tarts are safe and do not cuase fires."

lmao
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Can't we kill the inbred ones, at least lets not let them rasie kids!
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I gotta new sig

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Post by Gaming-Module »

The only tarts in this story are the family members.

Sheesh!
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All those morons sue for everything now.. its dumb..

Pretty soon somebody will sue SG for being too addicting; causing them to neglect their social life. :rolleyes:
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Originally posted by lurker
All those morons sue for everything now.. its dumb..

Pretty soon somebody will sue SG for being too addicting; causing them to neglect their social life. :rolleyes:
I am gonna sue SG..

But I will settle for a couple dozen SG shirts (black please) and 2 of Brents GeForce 3 cards.

Oh, and I also want the cable xDSL forum.

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I should buy me one of those shirts...
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hey, thanks Lurker, that's a good idea, lol. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: I should be looking for a job, but instead, I'm here at SG!!!

oh wait, it's not SG, it's my own lack of motivation and uncaringness to get a job...oh well. ;)
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Post by funky »

Banshee- There's another guy out there who is amused by that qoute and put it in his sig just like you! ;) You sig could say this:

Pop-Tarts are safe and do not cuase fires

D i c k Lovell
Kellogg's spokesman
Battle Creek, Michigan

lol!
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Post by Crump »

damn poptarts, i knew there was a reason i never liked them....
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Post by CompGeek83 »

im tired of hearing about people suing companies just for the money, in this case the person clearly did not follow the directions and the company should not be held responsible for the person's lack of judgement and foresight

this brings to mind the story of the thief that sued the old lady because he fell and hit his head in her living room when he was breaking into her house
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Originally posted by CompGeek83
this brings to mind the story of the thief that sued the old lady because he fell and hit his head in her living room when he was breaking into her house
LOL, that actually happend? I thought that was just a joke.
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I hope they don't breed any more then they have. I hate stupid people.
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Post by Humboldt »

Originally posted by Bababooey


LOL, that actually happend? I thought that was just a joke.
You think he's referring to a specific incident? No.

But the tables have been turned in similar situations thousands of times. Get shot while breaking into someone's house, play your cards right, and sue the hell out of them.
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Yeah. Wonder what is really wrong with the judging system this days..
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http://www.hardforum.com/showthread.php ... did=228003

Looks like a good reason to bump this topic back to the top.. :D

Somebody might need to tell them that somebody already filed a lawsuit.. :D
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Eh...why not anyone watch what they cook...?
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I guess most people think that Poptarts are safe.. I guess.. boy, are they in for a surprise..
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Post by Jim »

I WANT PICS! I WANT VIDEOS! I WANT TO SEE THE FLAMING POP-TARTS! :p
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here's a link BIGJIM, if you didn't catch it in the Hard posting

http://www.sci.tamucc.edu/~pmichaud/toast/

that's funny, i'm glad I dont eat pop-tarts.
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Mmm, poptarts. I haven't had one of those in a long time. I think spring of '00 was the last time. Fire is always cool too. Good thing + good thing = great thing?
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Post by Jim »

Originally posted by drdoug99
here's a link BIGJIM, if you didn't catch it in the Hard posting

http://www.sci.tamucc.edu/~pmichaud/toast/

that's funny, i'm glad I dont eat pop-tarts.
OOh, nice.

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And to think that I was basically kidding, not expecting anyone to have a pic. :p
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