From my desk I can watch people rip off Safeway all day, every day.
Bottles, cases, baskets, carts.
Guy came out and pulled something out of his jacket and stashed it in the planters of the restaurant next to me.
Went back into Safeway.
Went and looked...chicken wings and a Budweiser tall boy.
Took the beer, left the wings.
He came back about 90 seconds later and was thoroughly confused.
Asked who wanted the Bud and I got one hesitant volunteer (this Safeway doesn't take back stolen product that's left the store).
Stole from a shoplifter today
Lol, you'd think he would be a bit more hesitant next time? I doubt it though, I imagine it's not his first rodeo.
Disclaimer: Please use caution when opening messages, my grasp on reality may have shaken loose during transmission (going on rusty memory circuits), even though my tin foil hat is regularly audited for potential supply chain tampering. I also eat whatever crayons are put in front of me.
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