Tech Support: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one.
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Customer: Hi, this is me. I can't get my DVD
out !!!
Tech Support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, but I'm sure it's stuck.
Tech Support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No wait, I haven't inserted it in, yet.
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Tech Support: Click on the 'MY COMPUTER' icon on the
left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
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Tech Support: Hello, how may I help you?
Customer: Hi . . . I can't print!
Tech Support: Would you click on 'START', and...
Customer: Listen, don't start getting technical on me.
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Customer: Good afternoon, this is me. I can't print.
Every time I try to, the computer says . . . 'CAN'T FIND
PRINTER'.
I even placed the printer in front of the monitor, but the
computer still says it can't find it!
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Customer: I have problems printing in red.
Tech Support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah . . .so that's my problem!
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Tech Support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear that my boyfriend bought for
me for my birthday.
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech Support: Are you sure your keyboard is plugged
into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech Support: Pick up your keyboard and take ten
steps backwards.
Customer: Okay...
Tech Support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes.
Tech Support: That means this keyboard is not plugged
in. Could there be another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one. Wait a moment please. . .
Ah, that one works. Thanks.
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Tech Support: Your password is the small letter 'a' as in
apple, a capital letter 'V' as in Victor, and the number '7'.
Customer: Is the '7' in small or capital letters?
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Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech Support: Did you use the correct password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure I did; my co-worker saw me use it.
Tech Support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Very simple.....five dots.
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Tech Support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape
Tech Support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry . . . then it's 'Internet Explorer'.
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Customer: I have a problem! I had a screen saver
put on my computer . . . but, every time I move my
mouse, it disappears.
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Tech Support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm trying to write my first e-mail.
Tech Support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address,
but how do I get the little circle around it.
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A woman customer called the Canon help desk because
she had a problem with her printer...
Tech Support:
Are you running it under windows?
Customer: No, my desk is next to the door, but the male co-worker
sitting next to me, is by a window and his printer is working fine!
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And last, but not least . . .
Tech Support: Okay, press both the control and escape keys at the
same time. That will bring up a task list in the middle of the screen.
Now, type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.
Customer: I don't have a 'P'.
Tech Support: On your keyboard, ma'am.
Customer: What do you mean ?
Tech Support: 'P' . . . on your keyboard, ma'am.
Customer: I AM NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
Can anyone provide some tech support
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