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Hi Santa. Merry Christmas!
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MadDoctor wrote:Santa be one cool guy. What can I do for you Santa? I go both ways!!!!!!! :)
:wth:



Well Santa, you know me... No since in pretending that I am on the good list, ...so just keep sending me the bad girls and I will make do... ;) :D
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When you say "just keep sending me the bad girls" do you mean toothless... or more hair than a gorilla?
People will forget what you said... and people will forget what you did... but people will never forget how you made them feel.
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MadDoctor wrote:When you say "just keep sending me the bad girls" do you mean toothless... or more hair than a gorilla?

toothless is bad?
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Toothless is good! What I'm trying to say is... Ken has two types of women: Toothless or covered in hair. Toothless is just fine. Like a lamb suckling. Very enthusiastic. It's just none of them can be seen in the light of day. Bag over her head. Bag over your head in the event her bag falls off.
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My Daughter back? Long story.....
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I want a biiiiiiiiiiig teddy bear!!!!
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Big as in size or as in sexual abilities. If it's sexual, I'll jut cut and run if you don't mind.
People will forget what you said... and people will forget what you did... but people will never forget how you made them feel.
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MadDoctor wrote:When you say "just keep sending me the bad girls" do you mean toothless... or more hair than a gorilla?
You're a fine one to speak of hair! Besides, that is why they make razors!

Now, back to your hole! How did you get 46 posts anyway?????????????? :confused:
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BaLa wrote:My Daughter back? Long story.....
I hope that it resolves! Let me know if you need anything...
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The economy to stablize and Wall St to take care of Main St. Stop the Fed from pumping the markets and cooking the numbers. Guarantee jobs for anyone who wants to work. Live comfortably instead of feeling like everyday, I'm on a one legged chair balancing, with a noose around my neck. Keep my loved ones safe from the insanity that is coming.
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The main reason that santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Gixxer wrote:I want my life, wife and kids back. As a matter of fact Santa, I will give you everything I have left if you grant me this one wish and I also will go so far as to forfeit all future requests.

BTW, I know this is a tall order even for you, so I would settle for everyone just being happy.
See the man upstairs. Happiness is my specialty.
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Ken wrote: :wth:



Well Santa, you know me... No since in pretending that I am on the good list, ...so just keep sending me the bad girls and I will make do... ;) :D
OK, when I'm done.
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Debbie wrote:I want a biiiiiiiiiiig teddy bear!!!!

Done Deal
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MadDoctor wrote:Big as in size or as in sexual abilities. If it's sexual, I'll jut cut and run if you don't mind.


Notthat kind of bear you fool!

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Debbie wrote:I want a biiiiiiiiiiig teddy bear!!!!
is this too big?

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MadDoctor wrote:When you say "just keep sending me the bad girls" do you mean toothless... or more hair than a gorilla?
I’ll leave you 50 bucks. Go stand outside a dentist office.
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RoundEye wrote:A new life and a day withou fear of loss.
you are a canidate for god. I cant pull that off.
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BaLa wrote:My Daughter back? Long story.....
It doesn’t matter how long the story is. Not hearing “daddy” in the morning is heartbreaking. The thing is keep your cool. She’ll be there when she gets older.

Wish I could help.
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blebs wrote:The economy to stablize and Wall St to take care of Main St. Stop the Fed from pumping the markets and cooking the numbers. Guarantee jobs for anyone who wants to work.
I make toys, I’m no economist. They got a bunch of jokers ruining the economy.
Live comfortably instead of feeling like everyday, I'm on a one legged chair balancing, with a noose around my neck. Keep my loved ones safe from the insanity that is coming.
Nothing’s coming don’t worry. Get off the chair, remove the noose. All you can do is your best. Don’t worry about what might happen there is no use in that.
Ho Ho Ho !!!! I know where all the bad girls live.
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Santa Claus wrote:It doesn’t matter how long the story is. Not hearing “daddy” in the morning is heartbreaking.

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thats for damn sure.
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Santa Claus wrote:I make toys, I’m no economist. They got a bunch of jokers ruining the economy.



Nothing’s coming don’t worry. Get off the chair, remove the noose. All you can do is your best. Don’t worry about what might happen there is no use in that.

....but what am I to tell the guy that has orders to shoot me if I survive?
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Some Elka remote reservoir shocks for my Kawasaki Teryx.
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blebs wrote:The main reason that santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
:rotfl: :rotfl:
Santa Claus wrote:Done Deal
Thank you! :D
Santa Claus wrote:is this too big?

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JC wrote:Some Elka remote reservoir shocks for my Kawasaki Teryx.
I have the feeling you’re getting those no matter what I give you.
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I’m checking my list twice, any last minute request?
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blebs wrote:....but what am I to tell the guy that has orders to shoot me if I survive?
If you can tell him anything, he obviously missed.
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Fushigi. I have seen the damn ad one too many times...i'll bite. i want to see what it is and how it works.
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Gixxer wrote:Fushigi. I have seen the damn ad one too many times...i'll bite. i want to see what it is and how it works.

a fancy glass ball and contact juggling.

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