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Well kids, it’s that time of year again

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I’m sure during the year you’ve found something you want. Tell me and I’ll see if the Elves can make it.
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I know it's tough, but... help getting in better shape to go in the military. I've made huge gains (doubled my pushups, increased my situps by 50%), but I don't want to stop getting stronger. And I want to be able to hit my run time - if you could maybe see to helping my legs get stronger faster, that'd be great.

Thanks, Santa. Merry Christmas. :)
So trade that typical for something colorful, and if it's crazy live a little crazy!
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A new job and a significant other.
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Mom has been really into making soup these days. She burnt out 4 braun hand blenders in 2 weeks. Went all out and used my restaurant connections and got her this beaty..

http://www.russums-shop.co.uk/equipment ... p160-p1416

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Battlefield 1943 for PC by XMAS??
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Is it true you have a wife Santa? Does she smell like cinnamon and always has a smile on her face? The kind of woman a person would say is the perfect mother/grandmother?
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I want MadDoctors flock of sheep.
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Santa Claus wrote:I’m sure during the year you’ve found something you want. Tell me and I’ll see if the Elves can make it.

I wish for my credit card balance to be 0
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Paft wrote:I know it's tough, but... help getting in better shape to go in the military. I've made huge gains (doubled my pushups, increased my situps by 50%), but I don't want to stop getting stronger. And I want to be able to hit my run time - if you could maybe see to helping my legs get stronger faster, that'd be great.

Thanks, Santa. Merry Christmas. :)
Chase this they’ll get stronger.

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CableDude wrote:A new job and a significant other.
I don’t know if I can deliver that by Christmas but I’ll try.
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Can you please make me this cool.

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Mad_Haggis wrote:Mom has been really into making soup these days. She burnt out 4 braun hand blenders in 2 weeks. Went all out and used my restaurant connections and got her this beaty..

http://www.russums-shop.co.uk/equipment ... p160-p1416

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Done, we have to help mom out.
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Leatherneck wrote:Can you please make me this cool.

You’re joking right?

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Sava700 wrote:Battlefield 1943 for PC by XMAS??
I thought you had that game already. Sorry but you have to wait until Christmas just like everybody else.
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MadDoctor wrote:Is it true you have a wife Santa? Does she smell like cinnamon and always has a smile on her face? The kind of woman a person would say is the perfect mother/grandmother?
Yes, she tastes like cinnamon too.
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MadDoctor wrote:Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Relax Mad Doc, I don’t give away other people’s stuff. Now breath before you pass out.
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Santa Claus wrote:Chase this they’ll get stronger.

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Spot ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dan wrote:I wish for my credit card balance to be 0
That’s easy stop using the $%^&(* thing! :irate:
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Santa Claus wrote:Yes, she tastes like cinnamon too.

Sweet!!!
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MadDoctor wrote:Spot ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Every now and then Santa gets one right.
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MadDoctor wrote:Sweet!!!
She’s like a perpetual dessert.
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Santa Claus wrote:She’s like a perpetual dessert.
Even Santa gets lucky on Christmas (and all year round it would appear!).
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MadDoctor wrote:Even Santa gets lucky on Christmas (and all year round it would appear!).
After Christmas we go to the Bahamas for a week of vacation, that’s when things get buck f**king wild!
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I need more motivation, more energy. I go to work and that just takes about everything out of me. What I need is more energy to pursue my interests. I need a second wave of motivation, Santa.
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jeremyboycool wrote:I need more motivation, more energy. I go to work and that just takes about everything out of me. What I need is more energy to pursue my interests. I need a second wave of motivation, Santa.

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Santa Claus wrote:I thought you had that game already. Sorry but you have to wait until Christmas just like everybody else.

Well Its out for the consoles not the PC yet... perhaps you can use some xmas magic to get DICE/EA's butt in gear and at least give the PC community a release date?? :D
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Well if I can't have MadDocs flock of sheep can you please oh please get me a flock of my own? :D
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jeremyboycool wrote:I need more motivation, more energy. I go to work and that just takes about everything out of me. What I need is more energy to pursue my interests. I need a second wave of motivation, Santa.
It helps the reindeer fly around the world.

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PsykoPenguin wrote:Well if I can't have MadDocs flock of sheep can you please oh please get me a flock of my own? :D
One flock coming up.


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Santa be one cool guy. What can I do for you Santa? It goes both ways!!!!!!! :)
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I want my life, wife and kids back. As a matter of fact Santa, I will give you everything I have left if you grant me this one wish and I also will go so far as to forfeit all future requests.

BTW, I know this is a tall order even for you, so I would settle for everyone just being happy.
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Gixxer wrote:I want my life, wife and kids back. As a matter of fact Santa, I will give you everything I have left if you grant me this one wish and I also will go so far as to forfeit all future requests.

BTW, I know this is a tall order even for you, so I would settle for everyone just being happy.
[with respect]

The only thing that can alter the future is the one thing you can change. You. Be happy and change if you can. You should try not to change those around you. You are the only variable that you can work with. I wish you so much luck and happiness because the rest of your life starts right now.

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MadDoctor wrote:[with respect]

The only thing that can alter the future is the one thing you can change. You. Be happy and change if you can. You should try not to change those around you. You are the only variable that you can work with. I wish you so much luck and happiness because the rest of your life starts right now.

[/with respect]
I appreciate your insight and I know you are right. That is why over the last year and a half I have not been on here or anywhere much for that matter. I have been busy with me. I can still want though, right!? ;)
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MadDoctor wrote:What can I do for you Santa? I goes both ways!!!!!!! :)
Get a room.
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Gixxer wrote:I appreciate your insight and I know you are right. That is why over the last year and a half I have not been on here or anywhere much for that matter. I have been busy with me. I can still want though, right!? ;)
Without a doubt.

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Humboldt wrote:Get a room.
You and me and the goat AGAIN????????????
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I don't think the goat is "into you" as much as you are "into" him!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: ;)
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