My wife went to kiss my son goodnight and that blue spark jumped from her lips to his cheek, blew them both away. It was a strong zap, I could even hear it pop. Oh man, too funny.
Sliding down the banister of life ..........................
She was so blown away by it she held onto me before she kissed me goodnight. She was scared to touch me. She was afraid she built up a charge. I told her to quit buying the cheap polyester underwear.
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I wish Randy still posted here. He grumped about it in this post.
Sliding down the banister of life ..........................
One day, while grocery shopping, I reached for a can of coffee and SNAP. I jumped back yelling son of a bitch. Lady next to me started laughing and said she heard the snap and knew what happened.
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. -Bill Gates