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This woman should never by allowed to drive again

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Ever.

http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/artic ... y/19387991
Police say a 37-year-old woman crashed her 1995 Ford Thunderbird into another car as she attempted to shave her bikini area.

According to the arrest report, on March 2, Megan Mariah Barnes told Florida State Trooper Gary Dunick that she was on her way to Key West to meet her boyfriend, and that she "wanted to be ready for the visit." So, police say she had her ex-husband, Charles Judy, who was riding in the passenger seat, take the wheel while she attended to her pubic hair. The results weren't pretty. Going 45 mph, Barnes and Judy are said to have rear-ended a car that had slowed to make a left turn.

A day earlier, Barnes had been convicted of numerous driving infractions, including DUI with a prior arrest and driving with a suspended license. She had been ordered to impound her car, her license was revoked for five years, and she had been placed on probation for nine months.
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:wth: Was she on the phone at the same time?
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That woman doesn't deserve to ever have her license reinstated.
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So let me get this streight....her ex-husband was shaving her bikini area so she could be ready for her Boy friend when she got there.

YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK WHEN!!!!!
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nightowl wrote:So let me get this streight....her ex-husband was shaving her bikini area so she could be ready for her Boy friend when she got there.

YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK WHEN!!!!!
Her ex husband was guiding the steering wheel while she tended to her pubes. Either way, this story is all kinds of f'd up. That Ex hubby would've been better off driving off the cliff to end his miserable existence. What a pathetic loser.
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nightowl wrote:So let me get this streight....her ex-husband was shaving her bikini area so she could be ready for her Boy friend when she got there.

YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK WHEN!!!!!
no no no, he was steering while she worked the pedals and shaved her pubes so she could be ready for the boyfriend.

Not quite redneck, just cracker.
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JBrazen wrote:Her ex husband was guiding the steering wheel while she tended to her pubes. Either way, this story is all kinds of f'd up. That Ex hubby would've been better off driving off the cliff to end his miserable existence. What a pathetic loser.
Wow just wow :rolleyes:
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Just in....

Charges dropped...police have not located the razor...

Wonder where it is?
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Rainbow wrote:Wow just wow :rolleyes:
That's the same thing that I thought when I read the story. What a sorry excuse for a man that guy is. Anyone have the Man Card Revocation pic? :D
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Only in Florida... (especially in the winter)
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Now that I think about it, maybe the ex hubby was tagging along cuz it was a threesome....in that case, he can keep his Man Card. :D
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Philip wrote:Only in Florida... (especially in the winter)
They got some real weirdos in the Tampa area. :D
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