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blacklab
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Only in Canada you say

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IF you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labour.

If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.

If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.


If you cross the Aaudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.


If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.


If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.


If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.


If you cross the Canadian border, into Canada, illegally you get a job, a
drivers license, social insurace card, welfare, food stamps, subsidized rent or
a loan to buy a house, free education, free health care, and, in many
instances you can vote.
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Let us not forget Canada's Greatest Superhero....... The Red Panda!

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what is the red panda?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Panda_Adventures

There are many great resources, such as archive.org, for perusing old radio, movie and television recordings.

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Luck is where preparation meets opportunity - Seneca

"Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'" - Isaac Asimov

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Nietzsche
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