Beliefs...

Post by **Philip** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:39 am

Someone just emailed me this...

Taoism:
**it happens.

Buddhism:
If **it happens, it's not really **it.

Islam:
If **it happens, it's the will of Allah.

Protestantism:
**it happens because you don't work hard enough.

Judaism:
Why does this **it always happen to us?

Hinduism:
This **it happened before.

Catholicism:
**it happens because you're bad.

Hare Krishna:
**it happens rama rama.

T.V. Evangelism:
Send more **it.

Atheism:
No **it.

Jehova's Witness:
Knock knock, **it happens.

Hedonism:
There's nothing like a good **it happening.

Christian Science:
**it happens in your mind.

Agnosticism:
Maybe **it happens, maybe it doesn't.

Rastafarianism:
Let's smoke this **it.

Existentialism:
What is **it anyway?

Stoicism:
This **it doesn't bother me.

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:54 am

Language warning.. NSFW! but funny as hell!

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YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 12:12 pm

...back on topic...

Scientology
As you level up more crazy **it happens.

OSULLY · Post by **OSULLY** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 3:39 pm

jeremyboycool · Post by **jeremyboycool** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 1:58 am

yardofstuf wrote:...back on topic...

scientology
as you level up more crazy **it happens.

lol

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 6:42 pm

30 years ago...

I was about 6 and we went to Mt Vernon.

I distinctly remember my family discussing whether to go see the old outhouses and being puzzled by my father's opinion, "Why? It's just a bunch of old sh*t."

Brk · Post by **Brk** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 6:54 pm

YARDofSTUF wrote:...back on topic...

Scientology
As you level up more crazy **it happens.

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 10:45 pm

Funny **it

johnduglus34 · Post by **johnduglus34** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 3:45 am

Making new things.....

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:22 pm

Burke wrote:

Bwuahahahahahaha

Oh man that was hilarious