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I just know that every man will love this and only a few brave women will
actually pass it on!

The best saying of the decade (if not the century)!


'If women are so perfect at multitasking , how come they can't have a
headache and sex at the same time?'
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blacklab wrote:I just know that every man will love this and only a few brave women will
actually pass it on!

The best saying of the decade (if not the century)!


'If women are so perfect at multitasking , how come they can't have a
headache and sex at the same time?'
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Because men prefer not to share attention given to them, with any other living entity, ( selfish little critters! ) so women respect their own personal need for non-sharing activities ? :D
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blacklab wrote:I just know that every man will love this and only a few brave women will
actually pass it on!

The best saying of the decade (if not the century)!


'If women are so perfect at multitasking , how come they can't have a
headache and sex at the same time?'
I showed this to my wife and her response was: "cause it hurts". :wth:
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Gixxer wrote:I showed this to my wife and her response was: "cause it hurts". :wth:
she must have been talking about the headache
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Sava700 wrote:she must have been talking about the headache

:eek: :rotfl:
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MissTynker2 wrote:Because men prefer not to share attention given to them, with any other living entity, ( selfish little critters! ) so women respect their own personal need for non-sharing activities ? :D
Sadly, that is not true regarding sex. In fact, it behooves most men that the women involved are not paying attention...

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David wrote:Sadly, that is not true regarding sex. In fact, it behooves most men that the women involved are not paying attention...

For shame on them! What a sad loss for both partners.
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MissTynker2 wrote:For shame on them! What a sad loss for both partners.
Tynk,

It is meant in humor, like foreplay is pleading, afterplay is apologizing. But yes, there often is a bit of selfishness on the male side. Male hormones drive our emotions differently.

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Sava700 wrote:she must have been talking about the headache
Burn :D
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David wrote:Male hormones drive our emotions differently.
:nod: You should see what it's like for sheep.
People will forget what you said... and people will forget what you did... but people will never forget how you made them feel.
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Roody wrote:Burn :D
I was thinking....... wrong hole, mister. (sorry Gix)

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MadDoctor wrote: :nod: You should see what it's like for sheep.

I thought domestic animals get growght/female hormones (rbGH and estrogen), and some of those even make it into our food...
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Philip wrote:I thought domestic animals get growght/female hormones (rbGH and estrogen), and some of those even make it into our food...
With possible links to breast cancer.

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Philip wrote:I thought domestic animals get growght/female hormones (rbGH and estrogen), and some of those even make it into our food...
I'm not domestic... therefore I do not take rbGS and such. You can "eat me" all day (or night) and not suffer any ill affects.

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David wrote:With possible links to breast cancer.

Combined with food additives (propyl gallate, 4-hexylresorcinol, etc.) that have similar effects, seems we're consuming considerable amounts of hormones each day.

What I'd really like to see is a study of other long-term behavioral/reproductive/sexuality/immune system effects in humans besides health risk.... I mean, look at MadDoc ;)
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When I was 1st married, 24 years ago. I gave my wife 2 aspen. She looked puzzled and said what’s this for? I don’t have a headache. I gave her that smirk look, and she started laughing. She said good one. :D
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Sava700 wrote:she must have been talking about the headache

OMG ahahahahahahaha

Dude fricking classic
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Sava700 wrote:she must have been talking about the headache
i think she was ;)
Roody wrote:Burn :D
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David wrote:I was thinking....... wrong hole, mister. (sorry Gix)
np ... i knew i opened myself up for the peanut gallery. :nod:
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Spammy wrote:OMG ahahahahahahaha

Dude fricking classic
hey! you just cannot show up out of nowhere and confirm a good jab...especially on me. :p
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Spammy wrote:OMG ahahahahahahaha

Dude fricking classic
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