Beer (by seven year olds)

[blacklab]

A handful of 7-year old children were asked 'What they thought of beer' with
some interesting responses.


(1) I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the
prettier my mom gets. (Tim)


(2) Beer makes my dad sleepy, and we get to watch what we want on
television when he is asleep, so beer is nice. (Melanie)


(3) My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it
and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.
(Grady)


(4) My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they
drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing. (Toby)


(5) My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants
sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much. (Sarah)


(6) My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time
he danced right into the pool. (Lilly)


(7) I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the
sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting. (Ethan)


(8) I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep. (Shirley)

AND THE BEST RESPONSE:


(9) My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father.
Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone
down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense. (Jack)

[chevyman282]

Blacklab,
Thanks for all the jokes and humor you post.
I am not posting very much now a days, but I do read most of the posts, and yours are my favorites

I miss Minir and hope he is doing well.....

Take care my friend and keep posting, you always make some ones day!

chevyman.............

[YARDofSTUF]

Chevyman lives!

[Roody]

[blacklab]

Blacklab,
Thanks for all the jokes and humor you post.
I am not posting very much now a days, but I do read most of the posts, and yours are my favorites

I miss Minir and hope he is doing well.....

Take care my friend and keep posting, you always make some ones day!

chevyman.............

Just to let you know I spoke with minir on Sunday and he seems to be having some problems. He was complying about the family jewels getting cold this winter because his legs were shorter. I explained to him it was just because of all the snow they got this year and they were just dragging.

Other than complaining about the weather and his favorite hockey team's performance he is doing well and waiting for spring like the rest of us.

The odd time Larry sends me a new joke and I post it here, in fact this is one of them.