OK little boys and girls, come sit on SantaÂ’s lap

Santa Claus · Post by **Santa Claus** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:42 pm

Tell me want for Christmas this year.

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:53 pm

Honestly, truthfully, I just want to spend time around family this year, and realize how blessed we are to have the family we have, and to be very thankful for everything. For me, the time (and money) to make that happen are what I need the most so this can happen.

Think · Post by **Think** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:56 pm

If you come to my house again, I'm going to arrest you for break and entry charges plus theft for stealing my cookies and milk. Let alone the damage you made to my chimney lining and the poop your reindeer left on my roof..

mountainman · Post by **mountainman** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:56 pm

A black leather billfold and a high quality meat thermometer for cooking.

Good to see you, Claus.

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:04 pm

I want yer head on a pike, fatman.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:13 pm

mountainman wrote:a high quality meat thermometer

I have one of those! But YOU can't have it!

Wat up Santa dude! Same time & place as years past...? (Bring adult females this time, OK?...)

Think · Post by **Think** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:14 pm

Bring them along and we have a deal:

Paft · Post by **Paft** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:17 pm

A job that lets me pay the bills.

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:42 pm

Same thing I asked for last year that I never got

PsykoPenguin · Post by **PsykoPenguin** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:50 pm

I want a lot of Weighted Companion Cube Plush's (or just one, I'll settle with one if I have to.), Some of the fuzzy dice too, a replica portal gun, a job, my medical bill payed for without money from my pocket (37k and counting up.), the power armor figurine from fallout 3 LCE from UK, a working replica of the pip-boy 3000 and I don't mean the stupid clock, pip-boy bobble heads and that's all I can think of for the moment... I'll edit this as soon as I figure out what else..

Santa Claus · Post by **Santa Claus** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:55 pm

Brent wrote:Honestly, truthfully, I just want to spend time around family this year, and realize how blessed we are to have the family we have, and to be very thankful for everything. For me, the time (and money) to make that happen are what I need the most so this can happen.

I see an address change on the list. Did you not you move closer to family?

Santa Claus · Post by **Santa Claus** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:59 pm

Think wrote:If you come to my house again, I'm going to arrest you for break and entry charges plus theft for stealing my cookies and milk. Let alone the damage you made to my chimney lining and the poop your reindeer left on my roof..

Well the cookies and milk did have a big SANTA sign by them. Sorry about the chimney, leave the front door unlocked this year and it won’t happen again. As far as the reindeer, well reindeer do what reindeer gotta do.

Santa Claus · Post by **Santa Claus** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:02 pm

mountainman wrote:A black leather billfold and a high quality meat thermometer for cooking.

Good to see you, Claus.

Easy to do and it’s a done deal.

Santa Claus · Post by **Santa Claus** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:05 pm

brembo wrote:I want yer head on a pike, fatman.

Wow, what resentment to the jolly guy in red.

Santa Claus · Post by **Santa Claus** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:09 pm

Ken wrote:Bring adult females this time, OK?

Santa isn’t a pedophile, they were dwarves you mental midget.

Santa Claus · Post by **Santa Claus** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:11 pm

Think wrote:Bring them along and we have a deal:

I bring them along every year, if you think I’m leaving Lucy and Michelle anywhere you are nuts.

Santa Claus · Post by **Santa Claus** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:14 pm

Paft wrote:A job that lets me pay the bills.

You can up North with me, draw back is snow, wrapping toys all year and one day off.

Santa Claus · Post by **Santa Claus** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:19 pm

Sava700 wrote:Same thing I asked for last year that I never got

You probably won’t get it this year either. Kid’s usually don’t get everything they ask for every year, now let it go. Before you find out holding a grudge can get quite heavy.

Santa Claus · Post by **Santa Claus** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:21 pm

penguincomrade wrote:I want a lot of Weighted Companion Cube Plush's (or just one, I'll settle with one if I have to.), Some of the fuzzy dice too, a replica portal gun, a job, my medical billed payed for without money from my pocket (37k and counting up.), the power armor figurine from fallout 3 LCE from UK, a working replica of the pip-boy 3000 and I don't mean the stupid clock, pip-boy bobble heads and that's all I can think of for the moment... I'll edit this as soon as I figure out what else..

You've had quite the bad year, I'll bring what I can so long as it fits down the chimney.

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:38 pm

Sale of house...so I can purchase another over here.

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:14 pm

1. http://forums.speedguide.net/showpost.p ... ostcount=9

2. A different job.

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:22 pm

Santa Claus wrote:You probably won’t get it this year either. Kid’s usually don’t get everything they ask for every year, now let it go. Before you find out holding a grudge can get quite heavy.

ya remember what I asked for last year? It was rather simple...I can change it around a bit this year or I can wait with a shotgun outside come xmas night...I leave it up to you there buddy

PsykoPenguin · Post by **PsykoPenguin** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:51 pm

Santa Claus wrote:You've had quite the bad year, I'll bring what I can so long as it fits down the chimney.

Yay! I would also like a reindeer of my own if possible.

blebs · Post by **blebs** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:58 pm

http://forums.speedguide.net/showpost.p ... ostcount=7

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:41 pm

http://forums.speedguide.net/showpost.p ... ostcount=8

Santa Claus · Post by **Santa Claus** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:27 pm

I think this is going to be Santa’s last post if you are going to wallow in pity about what you didn’t get last year, instead of being hopefully optimistic about what you might get this year.

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:37 pm

Santa Claus wrote:I think this is going to be Santa’s last post if you are going to wallow in pity about what you didn’t get last year, instead of being hopefully optimistic about what you might get this year.

But Santa, I am not wallowing in pity. I just keep on asking for it until I get it!

PsykoPenguin · Post by **PsykoPenguin** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:13 pm

Santa Claus wrote:I think this is going to be Santa’s last post if you are going to wallow in pity about what you didn’t get last year, instead of being hopefully optimistic about what you might get this year.

but but but... I wasn't here last year...

Bastid · Post by **Bastid** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 11:01 pm

Hi Santa... How's things? Hope all is good. Cya soon.

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:30 am

http://forums.speedguide.net/showpost.p ... ostcount=4

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:42 am

Hi Santa!!!!!

I want nothing for myself, but it would be very nice if you got Ken a woman. Not for tossing in the sack or to fetch him beer, but one to be his best friend and his lover.

MD

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 2:58 pm

Sava700 wrote:Same thing I asked for last year that I never got

You might have better luck with Oz on that one, instead of Santa Claus.

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:52 pm

Scott wrote:You might have better luck with Oz on that one, instead of Santa Claus.

your prob right

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:31 pm

You know Sava, you’re probably the only man I know that looked that close at Santa’s junk.

I’ve received word from Santa, he probably not coming back because of ass holes like Sava, instead of spreading the Christmas cheer, he wants to be petty and augmentative

Sava700 wrote:Same thing I asked for last year that I never got

Santa Claus wrote:You probably won’t get it this year either. Kid’s usually don’t get everything they ask for every year, now let it go. Before you find out holding a grudge can get quite heavy.

Sava700 wrote:ya remember what I asked for last year? It was rather simple...I can change it around a bit this year or I can wait with a shotgun outside come xmas night...I leave it up to you there buddy

Debbie wrote: How about hot monkey sex. Would that be hard for him to deliver?

I hear Santa is ready, willing and capable of delivering hot monkey sex in any shape , form or color you w=ant it.

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:45 pm

RoundEye wrote:You know Sava, you’re probably the only man I know that looked that close at Santa’s junk.

I’ve received word from Santa, he probably not coming back because of ass holes like Sava, instead of spreading the Christmas cheer, he wants to be petty and augmentative

.

LOL hey now.. I wasn't being a a-hole, I asked for something and have been good all year long.. going on 3 years now asking for the same thing as usual

I'm like the Grizwalds this year... lights all over the place and a plate of cookies at the fireplace.

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:48 pm

Sava700 wrote:http://forums.speedguide.net/showpost.p ... ostcount=4.... I asked my wife and she said ok...so I want some hot college chicks to bring me out of my mid life crisis I'm having…

A real man with hair on his nads doesn’t have to ask his wife for permission, he just makes it happen.

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:55 pm

You’re lucky if Santa brings you a lump of coal this year, and stuffs it your ass in the process.

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 7:27 pm

RoundEye wrote:You’re lucky if Santa brings you a lump of coal this year, and stuffs it your ass in the process.

He can try..but I still have the damn shot gun near by.... not afraid of popping a few of his reindeer if needs be.

But I think I can swing something a little different this year in the request dept... so far snow for xmas is right on target, got 6inches so far and another 10+ expected tonight.

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 9:32 pm

A happier life.

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:39 am

Sava700 wrote:He can try..but I still have the damn shot gun near by.... not afraid of popping a few of his reindeer if needs be.

But I think I can swing something a little different this year in the request dept... so far snow for xmas is right on target, got 6inches so far and another 10+ expected tonight.

I think that’s why he refuses to come around not only is he extremely busy this time of year, people are whining about last year and what they didn’t get.

Where’s the Christmas spirit? The anticipation of what you might get this year? Spreading the love around for your fellow man? MadDocs the only one that didn’t ask only for himself.

Santa doesn’t like guns and the talk of him getting shot makes him nervous. He journeys through some rough hoods. He doesn’t want Rudolph to get shot either. He has protection though, me, he knows if it comes down to it, I don’t mind putting holes in people they can’t breathe through. I’m his shotgun rider. Carrying a shotgun in his sleigh makes him very nervous but he goes through some really rough neighborhoods. Unfortunately a necessary evil on my part. My weapon of choice. An 18 inch tactile Mossberg, locked and loaded with some 3 inch magnum slugs.

So Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, I’ll see if I can talk Santa into paying a visit.

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OK little boys and girls, come sit on SantaÂ’s lap

OK little boys and girls, come sit on Santa’s lap