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Got a question that my friend asked me that i can't come up with the answer for, but its kind of nasty. When you finish going #2 and you wipe, you know your clean when there is no #2 left on the tissue, right? WELL, how does a blind person know when he/she is clean? Sorry if I offend anyone, but I figured this would be the best place to ask. Thanks in advanced.
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taste?
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It's been an age old question I've wondered for years.....I'm sure I have a post of it in some joke thread in the past.
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Humboldt wrote:taste?
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jdmcrx wrote:Got a question that my friend asked me that i can't come up with the answer for, but its kind of nasty. When you finish going #2 and you wipe, you know your clean when there is no #2 left on the tissue, right? WELL, how does a blind person know when he/she is clean? Sorry if I offend anyone, but I figured this would be the best place to ask. Thanks in advanced.
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well duh ! :rolleyes: everybody knows that they use braille toilet paper !
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Dan wrote:well duh ! :rolleyes: everybody knows that they use braille toilet paper !
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Humboldt wrote:taste?
buddy said thats why they have the seeing eye dogs; to "finish up".
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what do you drive jdmcrx?

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More importantly, how do blind women shave their armpits and legs?
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UOD wrote:More importantly, how do blind women shave their armpits and legs?
it sure is a good thing they don't have to shave their nipples !
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tHE_0ne wrote:what do you drive jdmcrx?
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On a serious note, I assume there's a guesstimated number of wipes that does the job whether you have sight or not, and that blind children figure that number out or are told at a young age.
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A guy I went to high school with was stuck on that question. For the life of me I’ve yet to figure out how such a question comes up in idle conversation.

As far as an answer is concerned, I would think that if they can feel paper money and determine what denomination it is, they would be able to tell if they are properly wiped or not.
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jdmcrx wrote:2008 civic si
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ahh nice, K20z? I got a 00 civic si with a k20a2 swap.

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tHE_0ne wrote:ahh nice, K20z? I got a 00 civic si with a k20a2 swap.
Very nice.
k20z3, intake, tb spacer, tb gasket so far. Got a project I'm about to start, gsxr 600 engine in a go-cart body :D
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