There's a new cult in town...

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Thu May 01, 2008 11:22 am

Some invites have been sent, and advised to accept...

It is sick and obscene, so if you are in interest, PM someone in the know...

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Thu May 01, 2008 12:16 pm

Baaaaa....

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Thu May 01, 2008 1:46 pm

That was a great idea, Indy! Kudos and mad rep coming your way!

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Thu May 01, 2008 2:10 pm

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Thu May 01, 2008 2:21 pm

Ken wrote:That was a great idea, Indy! Kudos and mad rep coming your way!

Since the 'secret forum' is no longer secret, gotta have somewhere else to be somewhat secretive on here

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Thu May 01, 2008 4:17 pm

Indy wrote:Since the 'secret forum' is no longer secret, gotta have somewhere else to be somewhat secretive on here

Are you absolutely, positively sure that there are no more secret forums?...

Are you suggesting a secret forum for cult members only?... You may be onto something...

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Thu May 01, 2008 4:33 pm

The list of new members is growing. I guess that it is time to reveal the secret shake... To members only, of course...

fastchevy · Post by **fastchevy** » Thu May 01, 2008 4:37 pm

Ken wrote:The list of new members is growing. I guess that it is time to reveal the secret shake... To members only, of course...

Sweet...as long as it's the real one this time...I'm not falling for that again..it's hand-to-hand shaking from now on!!

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Thu May 01, 2008 4:39 pm

fastchevy wrote:Sweet...as long as it's the real one this time...I'm not falling for that again..it's hand-to-hand shaking from now on!!

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I am LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Thu May 01, 2008 4:52 pm

The maddoc and ken's club? Sounds life threatening.

Humboldt · Post by **Humboldt** » Thu May 01, 2008 5:18 pm

YARDofSTUF wrote:The maddoc and ken's club? Sounds life threatening.

Sounds downright obscene

Don't forget the gallon jug of Mascul-Out

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Thu May 01, 2008 6:14 pm

You guys (The sick & perverted) need to check your user control panel to see if you have an invite, membership has it's privileges... <running through the secret halls of SG, singing "I wanna be an airborne ranger, I wanna live a life of danger"...>

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Thu May 01, 2008 6:30 pm

/lurking/

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Thu May 01, 2008 6:33 pm

GOOD LORD!!!!!!

I can't decide if I'm extremely aroused or...

*blushing*

Oh wait. Yes I am aroused.

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Thu May 01, 2008 6:34 pm

Are those my nuts (yes I have 4 of them) in that bag? Been a week since I licked myself so I'm not sure.

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Thu May 01, 2008 6:48 pm

MadDoctor wrote:GOOD LORD!!!!!!

I can't decide if I'm extremely aroused or...

*blushing*

Oh wait. Yes I am aroused.

Here, have some kleenex. And some Jurgen's...

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Thu May 01, 2008 8:46 pm

I’ve never been in a cult before. I guess I’m about due to have my mind corrupted be a scallywag pirate and an infamous sheep shagger.

I just hope to god you didn’t let MadDoc create the secret handshake. You wouldn’t believe what he wanted me to shake the last time he wanted to show me his secret handshake.

I’ll take a PM to the supa sekret cult you speak of.

Bind me tie me
Chain me to the wall I wanna be a slave
To you all

Oh bondage up yours
Oh bondage no more
Oh bondage up yours
Oh bondage no more

Chain-store chain-smoke
I consume you all
Chain-gang chain-mail
I don't think at all

Oh bondage up yours
Oh bondage no more
Oh bondage up yours
Oh bondage no more

Thrash me crash me
Beat me till I fall
I wanna be a victim
For you all

Oh bondage up yours
Oh bondage no more
Oh bondage up yours
Oh bondage no more

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Thu May 01, 2008 8:48 pm

RoundEye wrote:I’ll take a PM to the supa sekret cult you speak of.

another sucker.....

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Thu May 01, 2008 8:48 pm

Indy wrote:....Here, have some kleenex. And some Jurgen's....

Jurgen's is too slippery, you need to add some sand to it for a little more friction.

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Thu May 01, 2008 8:50 pm

RoundEye wrote:Jurgen's is too slippery, you need to add some sand to it for a little more friction.

For once we are in agreement. Friction is always good.

Ever felt a cat's licker? (I can't spell tongue so I call it a licker) Pretty cool.

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Thu May 01, 2008 8:52 pm

MadDoctor wrote:another sucker.....

Hold on for a minute, if this cult involves any sucking, you’ll have to PM Mrs.RoundEye too.

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Thu May 01, 2008 8:52 pm

RoundEye wrote:Hold on for a minute, if this cult involves any sucking, you’ll have to PM Mrs.RoundEye too.

DONE!!!!!!!!

now we need a licker or two

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Thu May 01, 2008 8:58 pm

MadDoctor wrote:....Ever felt a cat's licker?....

The only cats I ever felt didn't have a tounge. I'm a newbie to this furry love stuff.

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Thu May 01, 2008 9:01 pm

RoundEye wrote:I’ll take a PM to the supa sekret cult you speak of.

Invite sent

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Thu May 01, 2008 9:10 pm

RoundEye wrote:The only cats I ever felt didn't have a tounge. I'm a newbie to this furry love stuff.

I have photos. Lots and lots of photos. You are NOT a newbie to this furry love stuff.

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Thu May 01, 2008 10:51 pm

MadDoctor wrote:I have photos. Lots and lots of photos. You are NOT a newbie to this furry love stuff.

I thought we agreed to keep all that stuff between you and I.

………. I see what kind of friend you turned out to be.

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Thu May 01, 2008 11:34 pm

RoundEye wrote:I thought we agreed to keep all that stuff between you and I.

That was before your PayPal account came up empty. You said (you promised me) that there would be $1.25 in the account.

Not!!!!!!

*readies picture of RoundEye at street party*

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Fri May 02, 2008 6:57 am

I'll bring the egg beater, squeegee, rope, and can of coconut cream.

Bastid · Post by **Bastid** » Fri May 02, 2008 3:22 pm

whats goin on in here?

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Fri May 02, 2008 3:53 pm

YeOldeStonecat wrote:I'll bring the egg beater, squeegee, rope, and can of coconut cream.

Hey wait a minute. I'm the only female in this cult.

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Fri May 02, 2008 3:55 pm

Debbie wrote:Hey wait a minute. I'm the only female in this cult.

Maddoc is planning a trip for an operation in Thailand, so soon there will be 2.

Bastid · Post by **Bastid** » Fri May 02, 2008 4:18 pm

Debbie wrote:Hey wait a minute. I'm the only female in this cult.

the only REALfemale

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Fri May 02, 2008 5:25 pm

Bastid wrote:the only REALfemale

I have no room to talk. I dated a blow-up doll for almost 4 years.

"she" broke it off. Not that.... the relationship.

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Fri May 02, 2008 6:37 pm

YARDofSTUF wrote:Maddoc is planning a trip for an operation in Thailand, so soon there will be 2.

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Fri May 02, 2008 8:14 pm

[YOUTUBE]GMTuvnENPZk[/YOUTUBE]

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Fri May 02, 2008 8:19 pm

WTH?????

Mrs RoundEye · Post by **Mrs RoundEye** » Fri May 02, 2008 11:31 pm

Debbie wrote:Hey wait a minute. I'm the only female in this cult.

Not if MadDoc or that pirate freak send me an invite.

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Fri May 02, 2008 11:42 pm

If I knew how... I would. I don't think I have permission to invite people.

Irony.

Oh... when at the end of a date, wash with the one you love.

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Sat May 03, 2008 9:30 am

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Sat May 03, 2008 9:30 am

Mrs.RoundEye wrote:Not if MadDoc or that pirate freak send me an invite.

Welcome to the club!!!!!!!! Wooooooohooooo!!!