My wife delivered last week!!

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:55 am

No pain, absoultely none. I mean nada!! I'm still in awe.

Last week after arriving home my wife told me that she had to go pee. She came back 30 seconds later saying, "OH MY GOD!!" and holding (see pics) in here hand.

A grain of sand coming out of the pee tube would make most, if not all grown men cry. lol

cybotron r_9 · Post by **cybotron r_9** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:42 am

OK, what's for breakfast?

Roody · Post by **Roody** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 6:07 am

cybotron r_9 wrote:OK, what's for breakfast?

TonyT · Post by **TonyT** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 6:55 am

Have it made into a necklace!

Comtrad · Post by **Comtrad** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 9:12 am

So the phrase sand in the vagina actually holds some truth.

MissTynker2 · Post by **MissTynker2** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:05 am

Owwwwwww!!!! It LOOKS painful to say the least!

Meggie · Post by **Meggie** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:13 am

what the duece.

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:42 am

Joint Chiefs of Staff wrote:No pain, absoultely none. I mean nada!! I'm still in awe.

Last week after arriving home my wife told me that she had to go pee. She came back 30 seconds later saying, "OH MY GOD!!" and holding (see pics) in here hand.

A grain of sand coming out of the pee tube would make most, if not all grown men cry. lol

wow ! that can be tough when you get sand caught in your teeth too !

Immortal · Post by **Immortal** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:48 am

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Damn you.

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:59 am

Dam Patrick. So sorry that she did not carry this one to term. It was just not the right time. She will have a baby.

Jim · Post by **Jim** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 11:37 am

Debbie wrote:Dam Patrick. So sorry that she did not carry this one to term. It was just not the right time. She will have a baby.

tHE_0ne · Post by **tHE_0ne** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 11:45 am

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:12 pm

What is it?

TonyT · Post by **TonyT** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:26 pm

Brent wrote:What is it?

Likely a kidney stone.

Meggie · Post by **Meggie** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:27 pm

Brent wrote:What is it?

besides gross?

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:30 pm

Looks like a fetus to me.

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:39 pm

Meggie wrote:besides gross?

That is indeed gross.

I think Tony might be right, I googled pics of kidney stones, gross and ouch

Meggie · Post by **Meggie** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:44 pm

Brent wrote:That is indeed gross.

I think Tony might be right, I googled pics of kidney stones, gross and ouch

lets just be glad that everyone isnt posting things that come out of their bodies...

Comtrad · Post by **Comtrad** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:44 pm

Meggie wrote:lets just be glad that everyone isnt posting things that come out of their bodies...

Image edited by Ken...

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:22 pm

Meggie wrote:lets just be glad that everyone isnt posting things that come out of their bodies...

The gauntlet has been laid down. Let those who are worthy stand.

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:59 pm

Damn Contrad that is very poor taste to post that picture.

cybotron r_9 · Post by **cybotron r_9** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:04 pm

brembo wrote:The gauntlet has been laid down. Let those who are worthy stand.

or sit - as Comtrad so eloquently put it............

Comtrad · Post by **Comtrad** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:06 pm

Lefty wrote:Damn Contrad that is very poor taste to post that picture.

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 6:49 pm

Pettos · Post by **Pettos** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 6:53 pm

omfg... that's kinda gross -- Have we come to a conclusion to what it is?

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 7:17 pm

Wait a minute now, did she actually pee that thing out or found it when she wiped herself.............................

Dammit Patrick!

MissTynker2 · Post by **MissTynker2** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 7:21 pm

Judging by his posting, it sounds as if she passed this through her urinary tract, and it definitely resembles a kidney stone. At least...that is what I HOPE he was referring to. I have a friend who has a collection of passed kidney stones, with one that is almost identical to that picture, but smaller.

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:47 pm

There could be cash in this kidney stone thing............

http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/shatne ... 23836.html

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Tue Jan 08, 2008 9:00 pm

Damn folks, it's a flippin' huge kidney stone. It wasn't intended on grossing people out. I was amazed of it's size and that the stone came out of my wife's urinary track. Not only that but she didn't even feel it come out. Anyways

***editied for MD***

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 9:07 pm

Joint Chiefs of Staff wrote:Damn folks, it's a flippin' huge kidney stone. It's was intended on grossing people out.

When you lick/bite it, is it semi-soft and/or salty?

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 9:53 pm

MadDoctor wrote:When you lick/bite it, is it semi-soft and/or salty?

Hayes Isaac - Chocolate Salty Balls

Two tablespoon's of cinnamon,
and two or three egg whites.
A half a stick of butter?. Melted?
stick it all in a bowl baby.
Stir it with a wooden spoon.
Mix in a cup of flour,
you'll be in heaven soon.

Say everybody have you seen my balls
they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth.

Oooo suck on my chocolate salted balls
stick em in your mouth, and suck em!
Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you.
So suck on my balls.

Quarter cup of unsweeten chocolate,
and a half a cup of brandy.
You throw in a bag or two of sugar
and just a pinch of vanilla.
Grease up the cookie sheet.
Cause I hate when my balls stick.
Then preheat the oven to three fifty
and give that spoon a lick?

Say everybody have you seen my balls
they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth.

Suck on my chocolate salted balls.
Put em in your mouth, and suck em!
Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
there packed full of goodness, high on fiber.
Suck on my balls.

[sniff, sniff, sniff]
Hey, wait a minute.
What's that smell.
Smell like something burning.
Well that don't confront me none.
Long as I get my rent paid on Friday.
Baby you better get back in the kitchen.
Cause I got a sneak'n suspicion.
Oh man baby, baby!
You just burned my balls!
Help me, my balls on fire
????? baby
my balls are burning
give me some water!
Pour some water on me!
my balls are burning
oh my goodness,
I'm blow'n
I'm blow'n
do somethin

Oooo Suck on my chocolate salted balls.
Put em in your mouth, and suck em!
They'r on fire baby!
Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
put em out baby, blow
ohh
Suck on my balls baby
Suck on my balls baby
Suck on my, red hot, salted, chocolate balls
come on baby
woo, woo
suck on my balls.
[blow blow]

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 9:55 pm

If the mods need to edit no problem, couldn't resist.

Kip Patterson · Post by **Kip Patterson** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:12 am

Needless to sy, she should see a urologist ASAP and get an xray of the kidneys and bladder to see if there are more of these buggers in there. You really want to control this with medication before it requires ultrasound destruction (Lithotripsy) or surgical intervention.

Stones come in many kinds:

http://www.herringlab.com/photos/index.html

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:05 am

Kip Patterson wrote:Needless to sy, she should see a urologist ASAP and get an xray of the kidneys and bladder to see if there are more of these buggers in there. You really want to control this with medication before it requires ultrasound destruction (Lithotripsy) or surgical intervention.

Stones come in many kinds:

http://www.herringlab.com/photos/index.html

Yep agreed. I find that unlikey that it came from the kidney. A stone smaller than a grain of sand can cause massive amounts of pain and usually one that size without surgery, would take days if not weeks or longer to pass into the bladder. They get stuck right before they enter the bladder.

From the bladder out isn't a big deal.

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:31 am

Joint Chiefs of Staff wrote:Damn folks, it's a flippin' huge kidney stone. It wasn't intended on grossing people out. I was amazed of it's size and that the stone came out of my wife's urinary track. Not only that but she didn't even feel it come out. Anyways

***editied for MD***

I cannot understand how something that size was not felt.

triniwasp · Post by **triniwasp** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:51 am

u nasty!

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 11:10 am

Debbie wrote:I cannot understand how something that size was not felt.

*somehow... that statement works into a situation I have with my wife from time-to-time*

//gets out magnifying glass//

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 1:21 pm

Debbie wrote:I cannot understand how something that size was not felt.

Are these posts some kind of attempt to draw me out from my current lurker mode? Because if you keep this up I will be forced to make rude/disgusting remarks more often. *I* think it's a subconscious effort on your part to have a reason to correspond with me.

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 1:53 pm

brembo wrote:Are these posts some kind of attempt to draw me out from my current lurker mode? Because if you want me keep it up I will be forced to take viagra more often. *I* think it's a subconscious effort on your part to have a reason to correspond with me.

fixed

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 2:12 pm

brembo wrote:Are these posts some kind of attempt to draw me out from my current lurker mode? Because if you keep this up I will be forced to make rude/disgusting remarks more often. *I* think it's a subconscious effort on your part to have a reason to correspond with me.

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