My Apologies to serious thread posters.

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:11 am

I come to SpeedGuide to goof off. An occasional serious post here and a few in the other forums... but for the most part, I come her to relax and have fun. Having fun means joking around, adding humor to a thread with a humorous shot (or a picture) and living on that thin line having Downhill PM me to back-off.

I need to be who I am. Serious when I need to be (generally at work) and able to relax and be a goof when I'm not at work (here at SpeedGuide on occasion). However, I'll try to refrain from craping in serious threads as it is impolite and rude, and does not represent the professional technical website which SpeedGuide is.

That said... here is a thread to crap in, express different opinions and even post a picture or two. I have to be me... but I'll try to keep a professional distance from those who have something they need to discuss.

MD

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:12 am

we're all guilty of it....

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:16 am

True... but you are more guilty than me.

David · Post by **David** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:16 am

MD,

Philip has stressed to me and other the mods that SG is a place to enjoy.

So, by all means, have fun.....

Holy ****..... did I just open a bucket of worms....

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:17 am

*defecates in corner*

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:18 am

brembo wrote:*defecates in corner*

European on my shoe

David · Post by **David** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:22 am

brembo wrote:*defecates in corner*

Of a round room.

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:22 am

MadDoctor wrote:I have to be me...MD

Don't ever change who you are or I will........

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:23 am

David wrote:Of a round room.

Don't be so ****ing obtuse.

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:43 am

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:47 am

MadDoctor wrote:I come to SpeedGuide to goof off. An occasional serious post here and a few in the other forums... but for the most part, I come her to relax and have fun. Having fun means joking around, adding humor to a thread with a humorous shot (or a picture) and living on that thin line having Downhill PM me to back-off.

I need to be who I am. Serious when I need to be (generally at work) and able to relax and be a goof when I'm not at work (here at SpeedGuide on occasion). However, I'll try to refrain from craping in serious threads as it is impolite and rude, and does not represent the professional technical website which SpeedGuide is.

That said... here is a thread to crap in, express different opinions and even post a picture or two. I have to be me... but I'll try to keep a professional distance from those who have something they need to discuss.

MD

you want another spanking ?

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:48 am

MadDoctor wrote:That said... here is a thread to crap in

Brent · Post by **Brent** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:55 am

The general forum is hardly the place for professional technical discussion anyway, that is what the other forum topics are for

MD, I look forward to the lovely womenz you post, I don't know where you find them but the pics you provide are of some of the cutest women I've ever seen, we have similar tastes

This forum wouldn't be the same without them or your posts!

Continue to give me a boner please

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:37 am

Brent wrote:Continue to give me a boner please

cybotron r_9 · Post by **cybotron r_9** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:44 am

MadDoctor wrote:I come to SpeedGuide to goof off. An occasional serious post here and a few in the other forums... but for the most part, I come her to relax and have fun. Having fun means joking around, adding humor to a thread with a humorous shot (or a picture) and living on that thin line having Downhill PM me to back-off.

I need to be who I am. Serious when I need to be (generally at work) and able to relax and be a goof when I'm not at work (here at SpeedGuide on occasion). However, I'll try to refrain from craping in serious threads as it is impolite and rude, and does not represent the professional technical website which SpeedGuide is.

That said... here is a thread to crap in, express different opinions and even post a picture or two. I have to be me... but I'll try to keep a professional distance from those who have something they need to discuss.
MD

Oh STFU!!!

ics:

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Wed Sep 26, 2007 6:39 am

Brent wrote:

Continue to give me a boner please

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 6:53 am

MadDoctor wrote:I come to SpeedGuide to goof off. An occasional serious post here and a few in the other forums... but for the most part, I come her to relax and have fun. Having fun means joking around, adding humor to a thread ...I need to be who I am. Serious when I need to be (generally at work) and able to relax and be a goof when I'm not at work

There ya go...have fun!! Some of us like to live, love, and laugh...it's a good way to be.

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:35 am

all this and no T&A pics?? I'm

Roody · Post by **Roody** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:03 am

It's all good man. You should see the crap Philip posts in the Mod forums. We are always trying to calm that guy down. He is out of control.

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:23 am

Roody wrote:It's all good man. You should see the crap Philip posts in the Mod forums. We are always trying to calm that guy down. He is out of control.

copy & paste?

Comtrad · Post by **Comtrad** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:26 am

Thread crappers abound in any forum setting. No need to feel bad about it.

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:39 am

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:43 am

Debbie wrote:Don't ever change who you are or I will........

*Is that a whip?!?!?!?!?!*

*gets latex out of microwave*

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:03 am

MadDoctor wrote:*Is that a whip?!?!?!?!?!*

*gets latex out of microwave*

Norm · Post by **Norm** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:19 am

NOW you tell us you're only joking, after years of us thinking you were serious.

Back to the hospital for a med change .......I can't deal with this!!!!!.

Roody · Post by **Roody** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:42 am

Sava700 wrote:copy & paste?

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 11:04 am

Norm wrote:NOW you tell us you're only joking, after years of us thinking you were serious.

Back to the hospital for a med change .......I can't deal with this!!!!!.

About those meds..... PM me for my PayPal account details.

Norm · Post by **Norm** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 11:48 am

MadDoctor wrote:About those meds..... PM me for my PayPal account details.

Meds?

In 2 months I have been prescribed over 10 different drugs.
My head is still reeling. But I'm ok, ......I think?

Am I REALLY here?

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Wed Sep 26, 2007 11:54 am

Norm wrote:Meds?

In 2 months I have been prescribed over 10 different drugs.
My head is still reeling. But I'm ok, ......I think?

Am I REALLY here?

Only 10 different types?

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 11:58 am

Norm · Post by **Norm** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:06 pm

RoundEye, I don't look like that anymore.

I cut my hair short, and don't wear blue jean shorts on a bike for safety sake.

BTW - I still have that same bra, but never wear it since my breasts outgrew it..

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:07 pm

RoundEye wrote:[im]http://www.motogoose.com/dothan02/ds02_05.jpg[/img]

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:10 pm

MadDoctor wrote:

What's the matter, never seen a weenie bite contest at a biker run before?

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:33 pm

RoundEye wrote:What's the matter, never seen a weenie bite contest at a biker run before?

hmm and where is this held?

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:49 pm

RoundEye wrote:What's the matter, never seen a weenie bite contest at a biker run before?

Why no. No I have not.

*makes note to go to Sturgis next year*

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:59 pm

Sava700 wrote:hmm and where is this held?

At biker rallies all over the world. The one I’ve been to most often is at Gulfport Dragway in Mississippi. You’ll never watch a woman eat a hotdog the same way ever again. The woman who takes the biggest bite wins. I’ve seen some women swallow the whole damn hotdog. It’s no wonder their old men have perpetual smiles on their faces.

If I can ever pull it off some how, my ideal rally is to make a run to Sturgis

The bikes and babes are great, but I want to put my knees in the breeze and ride through the Black Hills of South Dakota.

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 1:12 pm

MadDoctor wrote:Why no. No I have not.

*makes note to go to Sturgis next year*

Doc, Sturgis is great because of the natural views of the area, but the blowouts at No Problem Raceway in Belle Rose Louisiana are quickly become known as some of the wildest biker events in the nation.

http://www.halloweenbikefest.com/

At one point, if you were under 18 years old, you wasn’t getting in, PERIOD.

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 1:17 pm

I see that Kevin Costner was there (Sturgis) one year. For $50 (which went to charity) you could ride with him and get your picture taken at some view point. I don't think he's ridden very long as it appeared the bike had control of him.

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 2:12 pm

Man, I wish I could name all the cool bikers I’ve ever met.

Here’s a picture with me and Indian Larry. Probably the coolest of all of the dudes. We talked for a long time, and he talked to me like we were old friends that hadn’t seen each other in years. Among others, such as Billy Lane, Jesse James ect.

When I working in a bike shop, Oluf F. Zierl came in for a tire change when he was touring the US. He’s a very well known photojournalist and author in Europe.

This book is worth a small f**king fortune for a number of reasons. It was the first edition, the only hard cover two book set, he signed it to me and it’s out of print. Plus, unfortunately Oluf has passed away.

Harley Davidson bought the rights to the book and raped it. They took out anything that might put Harley in a bad light, such as the pictures and stories of the wild biker rallies, 1% patch holders, pictures of tits and ass among many other things. Now it’s only one book about half the original size.

Reach down between you legs and pretend your nuts were no longer there, that's how I feel that I no longer have a bike.

JC · Post by JC » Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:26 pm

MadDoctor wrote:I come to SpeedGuide to goof off. An occasional serious post here and a few in the other forums... but for the most part, I come her to relax and have fun. Having fun means joking around, adding humor to a thread with a humorous shot (or a picture) and living on that thin line having Downhill PM me to back-off.

I need to be who I am. Serious when I need to be (generally at work) and able to relax and be a goof when I'm not at work (here at SpeedGuide on occasion). However, I'll try to refrain from craping in serious threads as it is impolite and rude, and does not represent the professional technical website which SpeedGuide is.

That said... here is a thread to crap in, express different opinions and even post a picture or two. I have to be me... but I'll try to keep a professional distance from those who have something they need to discuss.

MD

Dude, I Personally enjoy your posts!
Keep on postin bro

This is for the WHINERS!!!!!