Things that irk you

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:38 pm

MissTynker2 wrote:OMG!! Ha ha ha ha!! Ya lefty yourself wide open for that one Debbie gal!

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:39 pm

YeOldeStonecat wrote:

Oh hell, that is different!

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:40 pm

CableDude wrote:

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 9:05 pm

[quote="MissTynker2"]I think this has been done before, but it might be interesting to re-run it for a bit ]

people that litter !

and also that don't pick-up after their dog

Leatherneck · Post by **Leatherneck** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 9:22 pm

People who try to tell me what it is like in the Marines even after I tell them I was in for 20+ years.

People who drive around the mall parking lot for 30 minutes looking for a close spot even though they are going inside to powerwalk.

People that will wait in line for 6 hours to get a free hotdog at a new car dealership.

When I purposely take a weekday off to get some chores done and there are 8 million other people out & about. Who the HELL is working?

Everyone else on earth when I'm pissed

Debbie · Post by **Debbie** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 9:22 pm

Dan wrote:people that litter ! and also that don't pick-up after their dog

Yeah, especially when you step in it!

MissTynker2 · Post by **MissTynker2** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 9:30 pm

Big Mo

"People who drive around the mall parking lot for 30 minutes looking for a close spot even though they are going inside to powerwalk.:

THAT one deserves an award!!

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 12:04 am

bigmo66 wrote:People who try to tell me what it is like in the Marines.

Let me tell you what it's like to be in the Marines....

A_old · Post by **A_old** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 12:21 am

-Turning/switching lanes w/ out a turn signal
-Fresh off the boat foreign ppl who do not pay attention to traffic laws (like don't part in a no parking zone and block both lanes -- I'm from another country, but I learned the rules when I came here..drives me nuts)
-General rude behavior
-Ppl who are late to meetings/don't show up. I can't even COUNT how many times this has already happend to me this semester.

Randy · Post by **Randy** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 12:28 am

the loss of the old regular posters, banshee,scotte, roundeye, noevo..... damn i could go on but i dont want my irk to turn ugly

oh yeah Brembo your slipping man/ you used to post more frequently, and as of late i notice a serious lack in the quality of your posts. Tonite I poop under your fridge.

A_old · Post by **A_old** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 12:30 am

Randy wrote:the loss of the old regular posters, banshee,scotte, roundeye, noevo..... damn i could go on but i dont want my irk to turn ugly

oh yeah Brembo your slipping man/ you used to post more frequently, and as of late i notice a serious lack in the quality of your posts. Tonite I poop under your fridge.

I came back

loop2kil · Post by **loop2kil** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:21 am

To completely fill this out would take a few pages so ill just list a couple, some of which have been mentioned already:

morons that walk around in public with their bluetooth headset for their cellphone stuck in their ear.

Trucks(18 wheelers) that think they are supposed to be able to go 90 while every one else is doing 65.

people that drive around with their bright lights on all the time

When a client refers to their PC as a modem

I hate to hear women giggling (this one scares me a bit b/c of the degree to which i hate it)

People that won't shut up or at least take a breath.

People that won't pull up under the light when turning left so they can turn before turning red.

The incompetence at ALL fast food resturants

People that break in line at Six Flags type attractions

Able bodied people using handicap parking with stickers

Able bodied people using handicap parking without stickers.

The fact that all shopping carts have a bad wheel

The fact that my builder did not use insulation between the first and second floors in my house so now i have to hear every footstep someone takes

Dont like to hear someone Humming or whistling

Neighbors that think i want to hear their ****ing music.

I know i have issues...can't afford therapy though.

loop2kil · Post by **loop2kil** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:23 am

MissTynker2 wrote:Big Mo

"People who drive around the mall parking lot for 30 minutes looking for a close spot even though they are going inside to powerwalk.:

THAT one deserves an award!!

add that one to my list too...my wife might fit this category. I drive into a lot and get the closest i can see while driving up the first aisle....wife always wants me to drive around and hope.

Cerberus1027 · Post by **Cerberus1027** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:49 am

MadDoctor wrote:Women (and other things) who say "no" after I take my pants off.

I have yet to meet the animal that can say no.

Cerberus1027 · Post by **Cerberus1027** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:49 am

people. They bug me. All of them.

Unholy · Post by **Unholy** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:27 am

-People who drive 10mph under the speed limit and people who drive double the limit
-Cars with stereos that make my car alarm go off
-Tourist...
-People who pays in handful of coins, writes checks for > $10
-Women in SUV's who can't see over the steering wheel
-Hyper People
-Morbidly obese people on scooters

MissTynker2 · Post by **MissTynker2** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:24 am

selfcenteredness, braggards

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:41 am

F'ING TOURIST (YES I KNOW I LIVE IN A TOURIST STATE)

CASHIERS THAT USE THIER FINGERS TO COUNT

TAILGATERS

HUGE CROWDS

THE MALL

minir · Post by **minir** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 12:13 pm

Guys that wear their Hat in the house.

--

minir

Roody · Post by **Roody** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:14 pm

Doors on women's changing booths
lack of xray vision

Mutch · Post by **Mutch** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:27 pm

Women who think that all women drivers arent that bad.

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:32 pm

Mutch wrote:Women who think that all women drivers arent that bad.

LMAO!

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 11:30 pm

Canadians.
Midgets.

Canadian midgets.

Hippies. Damn dirty hippies.

....people in general. Much prefer dogs.

MissTynker2 · Post by **MissTynker2** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:21 am

Mutch wrote:Women who think that all women drivers arent that bad.

And men who agree with that!

Mutch · Post by **Mutch** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:56 am

Sorry to burst your bubble but I have never seen a woman that can drive.

And dont bring up that chick that drives f1, she has a penis.

MissTynker2 · Post by **MissTynker2** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 7:58 am

People who don't remember Shirley Muldowney

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:22 pm

Mutch wrote:Sorry to burst your bubble but I have never seen a woman that can drive.

Someone sent this to me yesterday.

A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."

MALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

************************************

FEMALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger to locate ATM card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Take a quick peeky at yourself in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

MissTynker2 · Post by **MissTynker2** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 9:37 pm

People who tromp into your house wearing muddy boots!!! Arggggg!! It just happened, and I have a rubber mat outside, designed for that specific purpose! outside! Think I will make up a new entry sign...

Please leave your criticisms and muddy boots on the porch! There is no room inside for either!!!

Cerberus1027 · Post by **Cerberus1027** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 9:48 pm

MadDoctor wrote:Someone sent this to me yesterday.

A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."

MALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

************************************

FEMALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger to locate ATM card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Take a quick peeky at yourself in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

LMAO

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 9:52 pm

[quote="MissTynker2"]People who don't remember Shirley Muldowney ]

Hah!

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 10:03 pm

Religion/Political threads

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:32 am

Nosy people

Noisy people

Lazy people

Know it all people

People that don't cover there mouth when coughing or sneezing

People that want what you have because they are jealous

People that have no regards for your personal safety or well being

People that talk in a foreign language to others around you when you are involved in the conversation.

People that do not look professional in a work environment

People that expect help without trying to help themselves out first

People looking for free handouts

People in authority roles that abuse the power invested in them

People that talk on cell phones while driving

People that don't use a turn signal

People that park 1" from your door in a parking spot

People that tailgate

People that driving way below the posted speed limit

People that drive at night who do not turn on the their lights

People that double/triple/quadruple park

People that don't accelerate when a traffic light turns green

People that take 20 seconds to make a turn holding up traffic behind them

People that stare at women like they are a piece of meat

People that are not tolerant of your religion but force you to obey their religious beliefs

People that abuse animals

People that abuse other people

People who gain from someone else's misfortunes

People that can not say they are sorry

People who are late.

People who will be late but yet they do not call to inform you they are in fact running late.

People that let the world pass them by

People that don't say thank you

People...