Feeling Lucky?

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Tue Mar 21, 2006 2:10 am

So......You are a South African bush pilot.

You fly in some critical medical supplies, enjoy a quick lunch at the hospital.

It's a stifling 100 degrees in the shade and you're eager to get back up to the cool, high blue yonder.

On the way back to your plane, you discover that the only bit of shade, within 10 miles, has become very popular . . . You start calculating the distance to the plane door , and wonder . . .

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"Do I feel lucky today?"

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:46 am

not feeling lucky at all.

Immortal · Post by **Immortal** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:48 am

Do they have a door on the other side?

dazzaf · Post by **dazzaf** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:15 am

i dont think so....

i would get on of the sick dude's from the hospital to start running in the opposite direction to act as a decoy lol

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:58 am

Here kitty kitty kitty kitty...niiiiiice kitty kitty kitty!

Just pat them nicely on the heads as you walk by, scratch the grumpy ones under their chinny chin chin...they'll be fine.

blebs · Post by **blebs** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:01 am

Take ten steaks and throw one in front of each kitty as you stroll slowly toward the door.

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:10 am

YeOldeStonecat wrote:Here kitty kitty kitty kitty...niiiiiice kitty kitty kitty!

Just pat them nicely on the heads as you walk by, scratch the grumpy ones under their chinny chin chin...they'll be fine.

Is this how you pick up ladies at the pub? lol

minir · Post by **minir** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:34 am

Hi Joint Chiefs of Staff

That would give you paws for concern Eh!

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minir

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:34 am

YeOldeStonecat wrote:Here kitty kitty kitty kitty...niiiiiice kitty kitty kitty!

Just pat them nicely on the heads as you walk by, scratch the grumpy ones under their chinny chin chin...they'll be fine.

Something makes me think you would get away with that.

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:35 am

Joint Chiefs of Staff wrote:Is this how you pick up lads at the pub? lol

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:45 am

Joint Chiefs of Staff wrote:Is this how you pick up ladies at the pub? lol

Immortal · Post by **Immortal** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:14 am

Joint Chiefs of Staff wrote:Is this how you pick up ladies at the pub? lol

Oh he doesn't need to do any picking up. Yeos just looks at the girl and she gets instant orgasm.

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:37 am

Immortal wrote:Oh he doesn't need to do any picking up. Yeos just looks at the girl and she gets instant orgasm.

You're confusing Cat with Chuck Norris!

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 1:09 pm

Prey521 wrote:You're confusing Cat with Chuck Norris!

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 1:18 pm

No problem, just get right in!

Kip Patterson · Post by **Kip Patterson** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:15 pm

Do they make remote starters for airplanes??