So this...

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 6:59 pm

brunette walks into my office (or room as I refer to it) like three times today and then closes the door each time she leaves.

I was like

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:02 pm

Tell her she should close it on her way in and prove shes a brunette

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:02 pm

I snarl at people when they come into my office. Has worked well last 10 years.

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:06 pm

brembo wrote:I snarl at people when they come into my office. Has worked well last 10 years.

Or do like me adn dont have an office.

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:08 pm

YARDofSTUF wrote:Tell her she should close it on her way in and prove shes a brunette

Come in and shut the door..... Hey! Hey! Hey!

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:13 pm

Cabledude wrote:Come in and shut the door..... Hey! Hey! Hey!

Describe her in great detail. Only those features that would make Norm cry like a little school girl. Example: Sultry, exotic eyes, seductive movements, short skirt, low cut blouse to show cleavage, excellent hips and seductive lips. Continue…..

//takes off pants and wiggles close to computer//

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:17 pm

[quote="MadDoctor"]

Describe her in great detail. Only those features that would make Norm cry like a little school girl. Example: Sultry, exotic eyes, seductive movements, short skirt, low cut blouse to show cleavage, excellent hips and seductive lips. Continue&#8230]

Let's see. 19-20, long dark hair, kinda dark skin, hoodie sweatshirt and jeans.... and it sounds like she hates my boss too!

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:18 pm

Cabledude wrote:she hates my boss too!

That's working for me!!!!

(gets can of WD-40)

Go on.......

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:24 pm

She didn't come there to talk to me.

Sounds like she likes the bar scene as well.

Jamie_R · Post by **Jamie_R** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:24 pm

YARDofSTUF wrote:Tell her she should close it on her way in and prove shes a brunette

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:27 pm

Cabledude wrote:Sounds like she likes the bar scene as well.

...and you know this how? Which bar?

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:33 pm

MadDoctor wrote:...and you know this how? Which bar?

I don't know which bar!

She said something to the effect of not drinking this Friday because her friend died last year on St. Patricks day.

She's not old enough to drink legally anyway.

TrUtHsMaCkEr · Post by **TrUtHsMaCkEr** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 1:45 pm

Cabledude wrote: She's not old enough to drink legally anyway.

since when has that stopped anyone? college wouldn't be college if only the students of age drank

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 2:50 pm

TrUtHsMaCkEr wrote:since when has that stopped anyone? college wouldn't be college if only the students of age drank

I still think back to those days and wonder how I got my degree.

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 8:17 am

**** Thread Lock And Ban!

SpareX · Post by **SpareX** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 9:14 am

Attach a spring lock to the door, so when she closes it.. it opens right back up. that will give you more of a chance to find out why she is doing it.

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 9:53 am

SpareX wrote:Attach a spring lock to the door, so when she closes it.. it opens right back up. that will give you more of a chance to find out why she is doing it.

lol!

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 10:04 am

MadDoctor wrote: (gets can of WD-40)
.......

Hey! Gimme that back!

///snatches can back

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 10:17 am

YeOldeStonecat wrote:Hey! Gimme that back!

///snatches can back

NP

*pulls case of WD-40 closer*

Dr Cheese · Post by **Dr Cheese** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 12:13 pm

damn she sounds hot

*wife enters room*

"what are you looking at on the net love

*swiftly pulls up zip *

*stifles scream and carefully pulls zip down freeing tattered forskin from the metal teeth of pain*

"whimper nothing interesting dear it's work related"

TrUtHsMaCkEr · Post by **TrUtHsMaCkEr** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 1:45 pm

Dr Cheese wrote:
*stifles scream and carefully pulls zip down freeing tattered forskin from the metal teeth of pain*

sounds like "There's Something About Mary"

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 4:10 pm

MadDoctor wrote:NP

*pulls case of WD-40 closer*

Err....smells like you need to brush your teeth...

//hands bottle of OrangeGlow or whatever Billy Mays latest miracle cleaner is

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 4:13 pm

Dude, ...like a screen door in a hurricane...

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 7:48 pm

MadDoctor wrote:NP

*pulls case of WD-40 closer*

tapioca anyone

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 7:49 pm

YeOldeStonecat wrote:Err....smells like you need to brush your teeth...

//hands bottle of OrangeGlow or whatever Billy Mays latest miracle cleaner is

you should wash your arse once in a while too.