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My favorite bumper sticker

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"iDanger! Shallow Water, no diving."

Then underneath that, "Diving may cause death, paralysis, or permanent injury."
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this is mine, Brembo would prolly agree

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Why Do They Call It "Tourist Season" If we Can't Shoot Them??
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Lefty wrote:Why Do They Call It "Tourist Season" If we Can't Shoot Them??
:rotfl:

That would be priceless for me...I live in a tourist town.
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Hi YARDofSTUF

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If you can read this YOUR TO DAMN CLOSE!

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This was on the back of a pro street car at the strip.

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Easto wrote:"Nuke the Gay Whales for Jesus"
:rotfl:
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brembo wrote:"This is a stick-up...I have an armadillo in my pants"
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Meggie wrote:http://www.berro.com/entertainment/bumper.htm


67 really funny ones :)
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I like "Keep Honking - I'm Reloading" :thumb:

Lefty, the tourist thing is awesome :rotfl:
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Jamie_R wrote:Lefty, the tourist thing is awesome :rotfl:
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Lefty wrote:Necrophilia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.

:D :D

I want one for the front of my car that says "If you can read this get the hell out of the way"
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I wasnt trying to make a big list of bumper stickers hee. My thing is why make a bumpersticker for Pool Safety rules? :)
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YARDofSTUF wrote:I wasnt trying to make a big list of bumper stickers hee. My thing is why make a bumpersticker for Pool Safety rules? :)
to put on ur pool...
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Meggie wrote:to put on ur pool...

Then it wouldnt be a bumper sticker.
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YARDofSTUF wrote:I wasnt trying to make a big list of bumper stickers hee. My thing is why make a bumpersticker for Pool Safety rules? :)
Than why didn't you ask that in your first post? :p
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YARDofSTUF wrote:Then it wouldnt be a bumper sticker.
was probably made to put on a pool and someone stuck it on their car. its probably the same bumber sticker material for both types of stickers. someone was just being silly.
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I saw this one on the way to work this morning. :)

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Humboldt wrote:Than why didn't you ask that in your first post? :p

Ya, when do I ever make sense the first time through? :D
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YARDofSTUF wrote:Ya, when do I ever make sense the first time through? :D
Good point :)
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