Looks like war: U.S. vs. Canada

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 6:00 pm

First you read this (from a while back)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/2814239.stm

... and then you read this from today.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/americas/ ... index.html

Could be the start of the end.

*gets out tinfoil hat*

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 6:10 pm

The war will begin with Corporate America strealing all of Canada's beer.

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 6:11 pm

This calls for a meeting.

Gixxer · Post by **Gixxer** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 6:39 pm

canada would go down ... all the way to chinatown

wee96 · Post by **wee96** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 6:44 pm

Canada just acts wimpy....in reality they have 3x more nukes than we do all hidden in bunkers in northern canada under ice, and have 3,000,000 hardened troops cryogenically frozen under that ice as well. When the weather tornado horn signs 3 times in a row, every canadian citizen turns on their hairdryers, creating massive heat buildup in the country and unfreezing these troops who will anihilate anything in their path.

yeap

Gixxer · Post by **Gixxer** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 6:46 pm

i think all nukes should be destroyed .... on north korea and iran that is ...

Bouncer · Post by **Bouncer** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:09 pm

Maddoctor, put DOWN the tic-tacs.

Regards,
-Bouncer-

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:05 pm

Bouncer wrote:Maddoctor, put DOWN the tic-tacs.

Regards,
-Bouncer-

Down to the stomach they go! All of them at once!

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:27 pm

MadDoctor wrote:Down to the stomach they go! All of them at once!

Your gonna smell like an iceberg..

Bouncer · Post by **Bouncer** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:42 pm

Oh great, that's like 20 of them. He's gonna be all hopped up on 40 calories worth of sugar. This could take hours...

Regards,
-Bouncer-

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 10:33 pm

Warn me when Canada warms up the tank.

minir · Post by **minir** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 10:47 pm

Hi MadDoctor

Lets be perfectly honest...Most Politicians are A$$hats and have no idea of reality, only what sounds good in the Media.

Canada's problem with Gun violence stems from a myriad of problems and Gun Control is Not one of them.

Our Courts are too lenient, especially with Juvenile offenders. They have far too many Rights and their punishment rarely fits the Crime.

Stricter sentencing (Mandatory) in all Gun related crimes need be set. No Plea Bargaining allowed. It should be wiped out altogether imho.

Probation should be eliminated. Do the Time as given by Judge or Jury, to the day. More if you act up while serving said time.

Bring in Profiteering Laws to go after Gangs where it hurts, their illegitimate profits.

Deportation (Immediate after sentencing & serving your time) if committed by someone here as a guest.

More Police on Foot in problems areas. Get them out of their Cars and back into the neighborhoods where they can be more proactive and therefore effective.

More School Programs as well as free City Youth Programs to give the young something to do with their time.

Start calling Parents into the mix as well. If junior is screwing up, demand voluntary talks with the parents and if that fails, Court orders for the parents to respond or social services start to take a firm hand in these matters. Also the prospect of deportation if it appears no controls are being taken.

Apprenticeships (Corporate) for those willing youth who wish to work, yet lack a senior education. Give them the opportunity to learn on the job and thereby make a decent living if they apply themselves.

The List could go on, however Politicians should not be allowed to throw out easy (ineffective) answers to more complex issues and get away with it. We have a Right to better leadership and must demand it from those we place in positions of authority.

Sad to see what is happening and everyone finger-pointing, but nothing being done to curb this needless violence...

Legalise Marijuana & then use the freed forces and money to Crack down on Major Drugs, Hard!

The idea of Registering Handguns when we already have one of the Strictest Handgun Laws now, is ridiculous. Criminals Don't Register their Handguns. Another regressive Law against the Law abiding citizen, coloured to look like our Government actually are doing something about the problem. Dumb!!!

Unemployed Youth+Drugs+Guns=Violence...There are no easy answers, however there are answers.

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Just my opinion for what its worth.

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regards

minir

lewis · Post by **lewis** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 11:47 pm

Crap, does this mean we have to burn the White House down again?

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 11:50 pm

MadDoctor wrote:First you read this (from a while back)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/2814239.stm

... and then you read this from today.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/americas/ ... index.html

Could be the start of the end.

*gets out tinfoil hat*

The big spoon....

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 11:52 pm

minir wrote:There are no easy answers, however there are answers. Prison

OOOPPPSSSS Looks like my soap sipped away and fell in font of you, Be a good sport and Pick that up fo me.

*prepares tube steak that is bursting with juices*

RoscoPColtrane · Post by **RoscoPColtrane** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 12:28 am

lewis wrote:Crap, does this mean we have to burn the White House down again?

That was you?

minir · Post by **minir** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 2:06 am

MadDoctor wrote:

OOOPPPSSSS Looks like my soap sipped away and fell in font of you, Be a good sport and Pick that up fo me.

*prepares tube steak that is bursting with juices*

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Hi MadDoctor

That's a partial answer, but the solution lay much deeper imho. In an ever increasing MultiCultural Society here in Canada and many other places worldwide there are inequities that must be addressed so opportunity and success is in the cards for all who are willing to work towards it.

France is going through much the same thing now. Perhaps not as prone to gunfire as we are in N. America, but the base problems are very similar imho.

We need a more level playing field for all if we are to succeed and it takes many avenues to obtain and is far from an instant cure. We must learn from others and do what we can to make constructive changes & do less finger-pointing and proposing of Media crafted responses.

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regards

minir

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:17 am

at MadDocs pic.

///goes and gets paper towels to wipe coffee spray from my Viewy monitor.

Ghosthunter · Post by **Ghosthunter** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:43 am

minir wrote:Hi MadDoctor

Lets be perfectly honest...Most Politicians are A$$hats and have no idea of reality, only what sounds good in the Media.

Canada's problem with Gun violence stems from a myriad of problems and Gun Control is Not one of them.

Our Courts are too lenient, especially with Juvenile offenders. They have far too many Rights and their punishment rarely fits the Crime.

Stricter sentencing (Mandatory) in all Gun related crimes need be set. No Plea Bargaining allowed. It should be wiped out altogether imho.

Probation should be eliminated. Do the Time as given by Judge or Jury, to the day. More if you act up while serving said time.

Bring in Profiteering Laws to go after Gangs where it hurts, their illegitimate profits.

Deportation (Immediate after sentencing & serving your time) if committed by someone here as a guest.

More Police on Foot in problems areas. Get them out of their Cars and back into the neighborhoods where they can be more proactive and therefore effective.

More School Programs as well as free City Youth Programs to give the young something to do with their time.

Start calling Parents into the mix as well. If junior is screwing up, demand voluntary talks with the parents and if that fails, Court orders for the parents to respond or social services start to take a firm hand in these matters. Also the prospect of deportation if it appears no controls are being taken.

Apprenticeships (Corporate) for those willing youth who wish to work, yet lack a senior education. Give them the opportunity to learn on the job and thereby make a decent living if they apply themselves.

The List could go on, however Politicians should not be allowed to throw out easy (ineffective) answers to more complex issues and get away with it. We have a Right to better leadership and must demand it from those we place in positions of authority.

Sad to see what is happening and everyone finger-pointing, but nothing being done to curb this needless violence...

Legalise Marijuana & then use the freed forces and money to Crack down on Major Drugs, Hard!

The idea of Registering Handguns when we already have one of the Strictest Handgun Laws now, is ridiculous. Criminals Don't Register their Handguns. Another regressive Law against the Law abiding citizen, coloured to look like our Government actually are doing something about the problem. Dumb!!!

Unemployed Youth+Drugs+Guns=Violence...There are no easy answers, however there are answers.

--

Just my opinion for what its worth.

--

regards

minir

I agree with what you said and should be applied to US here as well.

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:47 am

YeOldeStonecat wrote: at MadDocs pic.

///goes and gets paper towels to wipe coffee spray from my Viewy monitor.

I have to clean my desk.

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:01 pm

They have some fine looking women up North.

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:17 pm

minir · Post by **minir** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:32 pm

MadDoctor wrote:

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Nuts to You

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minir

Rivas · Post by **Rivas** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:17 pm

MadDoctor wrote:

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:29 pm

Thread saved!

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:57 pm

LOL MD

Mad_Haggis · Post by **Mad_Haggis** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 10:12 pm

YARDofSTUF wrote:The war will begin with Corporate America strealing all of Canada's beer.

When they take it out of my cold dead hand!

cho · Post by **cho** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 12:16 am

Bah the liberals want to ban hand guns thinking that will solve the problem. If the majority of the guns being used in crime are being smuggled up from the US (most likely in exchange for pot) then banning hand guns will do nothing.

If they want them they'll find a way to get them, the police boarder guards just need to be more alert, More funding wouldn't hurt either.

Recently an LAPD Officer came to Vancouver to talk about our "gun problem" he said we don't have one compared to LA. I'm tired of all the BS about shootings in the news. They are making it out to be some new epidemic that has befallin our country..yeah right

Mad_Haggis · Post by **Mad_Haggis** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 12:57 am

http://www.ready.gov/america/special_needs_items.html

Don't touch my beer, even though it is an American brand...

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 3:27 pm

rivas wrote:

Not to worry. We’ll probably shower you with war “aid” at the rate of $1,000,000,000/year for the next 20 years.

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 3:29 pm

MadDoctor wrote:Not to worry. We’ll probably shower you with war “aid” at the rate of $1,000,000,000/year for the next 20 years.

You forgot to also mention the C.A.R.E. packages.....

All filled with Baby Ruths and Reeses Peanut Butter Cups.

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 4:06 pm

downhill wrote:You forgot to also mention the C.A.R.E. packages.....

All filled with Baby Ruths and Reeses Peanut Butter Cups.

And Canadian beer!!!!!!

Jamie_R · Post by **Jamie_R** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 5:24 pm

MadDoctor wrote:

OOOPPPSSSS Looks like my soap sipped away and fell in font of you, Be a good sport and Pick that up fo me.

*prepares tube steak that is bursting with juices*