Candy Conversation Gone Wild

[Valentine1956]

The following phone conversation took place Wednesday, November 02, 2005. Just for record I'm a female....it'll matter when you read below.

I was enjoying a little bit of the Halloween Candy that the people at work always bring in after the 31st to share, so they won’t be tempted by it at home….

The phone rings at my desk and I answer it with my normal professional voice. It turns out to be one of the tech guys from one of our customers needing information from our database….after a couple of minutes of conversation, he asks me “what are you eating?” (I guess I wasn’t too good at keeping the candy in the cheek of my mouth)…without giving it much thought I answer honestly “I’m sucking on a Jolly Rancher”….pause….and he responds in his most serious voice….”Well if he’s in your mouth, I’d guess he is pretty jolly at the moment”…. Pause (I am too embarrassed to speak at this moment) ….and then he says….”Personally, I prefer to chew on a little Bit O’ Honey”…(we all know what he meant by that)….at this point we both start laughing so hard I almost choke on my innocent piece of candy ….I think I’ll just stop answering my phone any more unless my desk is in a food free zone……….

[DaddyLongLeg]

It's a good thing you have a sense of humor or he could be in big trouble right now

[Spammy]

Classic.
*Snickers.*

[Dan]

The following phone conversation took place Wednesday, November 02, 2005. Just for record I'm a female....it'll matter when you read below.

I was enjoying a little bit of the Halloween Candy that the people at work always bring in after the 31st to share, so they won’t be tempted by it at home….

The phone rings at my desk and I answer it with my normal professional voice. It turns out to be one of the tech guys from one of our customers needing information from our database….after a couple of minutes of conversation, he asks me “what are you eating?” (I guess I wasn’t too good at keeping the candy in the cheek of my mouth)…without giving it much thought I answer honestly “I’m sucking on a Jolly Rancher”….pause….and he responds in his most serious voice….”Well if he’s in your mouth, I’d guess he is pretty jolly at the moment”…. Pause (I am too embarrassed to speak at this moment) ….and then he says….”Personally, I prefer to chew on a little Bit O’ Honey”…(we all know what he meant by that)….at this point we both start laughing so hard I almost choke on my innocent piece of candy ….I think I’ll just stop answering my phone any more unless my desk is in a food free zone……….

LOL thats a good one sweetie!

so there is some lucky rancher? out there?

[brembo]

Reminds me of a joke....

Little Jonny is in class on a friday morning. The teacher often would play a game in which the students could win a early trip home for an extended weekend. This friday she chose to make the game an "identify the candy game". Since the going home early bit was mostly an excuse for the teacher to go home early as well, the students ALWAYS won. Except Suzie, she was not the brightest bulb, in fact the very existance of her filament was in question. So the teacher made sure the candy that Suzie had to id was pretty easy. It was in fact a Hershey Kiss. The teacher asked that Suzie close her eyes and hold out her hand, at which point the teacher placed the foil wrapped chocolate in Suzies grubby little paws and asked her to figure out what it was. Seeing as how Suzie's cognitive powers were...lacking...the teacher offered hints. The other students were in the dark as to the id of the candy as well, so they could not shout out answers.

"It's wrapped in foil."
"Idda know!"
"It's silver with a little paper flyer attached"
"Idda know....*sniff*"
"It's named the same thing your mommy migh give your daddy when he comes home from work."
"Idda know! *sobs*
"Okay just taste it some and that might help..."

Little Johnny jumps up and shouts "SPIT OT OUT IT'S A PIECE OFF A$$!"

*rim shot*