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A couple we know, brian and autumn, have been married for about 6 years and have a young son. They both work and have decent jobs.

A couple of days ago, they need to evacuate the house because they smell gas. No big deal, they'll have to live in a hotel for a week or so and the home owners insurance will cover it.

Turns out they were actually being evicted because brian hasn't paid the mortage in many months. He's been lying to his wife that these bills were being paid.

Plus, the hotel expense isn't going to be covered. He's not a drug user (expect some p0t), so no idea where the money went.

what a FREAKIN LOSER!!

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It would seem the situation is worse then we first thought. Forclosure hasn't merely begun, it's already finished. The bank has EMPTIED the house. This means that he's been hiding the process for several months and has probably been missing payments for at least six months.

They got an INSANE deal on the house at 68k. Since it's real market value is 95k, the banks wants the full 95k for them to repurchase the home.

The sick part? He's continuing in the lies, pretending none of this ever happened and it's still a gas leak that's caused them to move out temporaryly.

there never was a gas leak, he made it all up.
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He needs counselling it sounds like (and a swift kick in the ding ding from the wife)

Something is going on if he is hiding that kind of thing. It is amazing how money can just get sucked up in day top day life, but not letting your partner know that the two of you are in trouble is disrespectful
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He's probably got a girlfriend on the side. Those can be costly.
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jumpingrat wrote:He's probably got a girlfriend on the side. Those can be costly.
a couple of months ago his wife caught him sodomizing himself in the shower, so perhaps he's got a boyfriend on the side instead?
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zooner wrote:a couple of months ago his wife caught him sodomizing himself in the shower, so perhaps he's got a boyfriend on the side instead?

WTF?? LOL how did you know about that??
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zooner wrote:a couple of months ago his wife caught him sodomizing himself in the shower, so perhaps he's got a boyfriend on the side instead?
:rotfl: It can only go downhill from there. :rotfl:

Using shampoo bottles or the handle of the backscrub brush? Or have some big chrome plated DD?
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YeOldeStonecat wrote: :rotfl: It can only go downhill from there. :rotfl:

Using shampoo bottles or the handle of the backscrub brush? Or have some big chrome plated DD?
the big ol' D word.

didn't know if that's a PG13 word or not, so we'll leave it at that.
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Theres obviously somethin wrong with the guy, she should get away while she can.
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wee96 wrote:Theres obviously somethin wrong with the guy, she should get away while she can.
I think she's more wacked out then he is, although it is close. I think I'd have killed myself if I married her.
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zooner wrote:I think she's more wacked out then he is, although it is close. I think I'd have killed myself if I married her.
Possibly haha, but a guy who lets the bills go that long and who married a woman but is err, doing homosexual-type activities in the shower needs to re-think his life (nothing wrong with being gay but theres a problem when you are married to a woman obviously).
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zooner wrote:a couple of months ago his wife caught him sodomizing himself in the shower, so perhaps he's got a boyfriend on the side instead?

What do you mean he was sodomizing himself? How do you do that? I have not a clue
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Ask a parent or guardian ghost ;)
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Ghosthunter wrote:What do you mean he was sodomizing himself? How do you do that? I have not a clue
Hewas playin with his a-hole...apparently with a vibrator.
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*taking notes*
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zooner wrote:A couple we know, brian and autumn, have been married for about 6 years and have a young son. They both work and have decent jobs.

A couple of days ago, they need to evacuate the house because they smell gas. No big deal, they'll have to live in a hotel for a week or so and the home owners insurance will cover it.

Turns out they were actually being evicted because brian hasn't paid the mortage in many months. He's been lying to his wife that these bills were being paid.

Plus, the hotel expense isn't going to be covered. He's not a drug user (expect some p0t), so no idea where the money went.

what a FREAKIN LOSER!!
sounds like he needs to set his priorities straight,

and take some money management classes.
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Dan wrote:sounds like he needs to set his priorities straight,

and take some money management classes.
yes...those are the important issues...whether he likes to play with his ass isn't that big of a deal...plenty of men do that.
First things first, he needs to take care of his family.
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he's takin' it in the poop shoot ... either from a boy toy or a hooker....either way big trouble ...
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A picture I drew for her:

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fastchevy wrote:yes...those are the important issues...whether he likes to play with his ass isn't that big of a deal...plenty of men do that.
First things first, he needs to take care of his family.
WTF???

Perhaps our definition of "plenty" varies? LOL!!
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YeOldeStonecat wrote: :rotfl: It can only go downhill from there. :rotfl:
Er......I beg to differ?

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fastchevy wrote:yes...those are the important issues...whether he likes to play with his ass isn't that big of a deal...plenty of men do that.
First things first, he needs to take care of his family.



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zooner wrote:a couple of months ago his wife caught him sodomizing himself in the shower, so perhaps he's got a boyfriend on the side instead?
And she didn't jump in and help him out...bad wife. :p
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mountainman wrote:WTF???

Perhaps our definition of "plenty" varies? LOL!!

LOL
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downhill wrote:Er......I beg to differ?

:confused:
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downhill wrote:Er......I beg to differ?

:confused:
LOL...no pun intended DH. :rotfl:
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Teirney wrote:And she didn't jump in and help him out...bad wife. :p

:D :eek:
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//cue up Adam Sandler's At A Medium Pace

Ewwww.....
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zooner wrote:A couple we know, brian and autumn, have been married for about 6 years and have a young son. They both work and have decent jobs.

A couple of days ago, they need to evacuate the house because they smell gas. No big deal, they'll have to live in a hotel for a week or so and the home owners insurance will cover it.

Turns out they were actually being evicted because brian hasn't paid the mortage in many months. He's been lying to his wife that these bills were being paid.

Plus, the hotel expense isn't going to be covered. He's not a drug user (expect some p0t), so no idea where the money went.

what a FREAKIN LOSER!!
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

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zooner wrote:a couple of months ago his wife caught him sodomizing himself in the shower, so perhaps he's got a boyfriend on the side instead?

RU serious? That alone would make me get a divorse (if I was a woman). If this guy has time to put a dildo in his pooper, he has time to get a 2nd job to cover the bills (IMO)
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DaddyLongLeg wrote: If this guy has time to put a dildo in his pooper, he has time to get a 2nd job to cover the bills (IMO)
That money's going somewhere...I bet it's a hell of story where ever it's going
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MadDoctor wrote:*taking notes*
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mountainman wrote:WTF???

Perhaps our definition of "plenty" varies? LOL!!
Was thinking the same thing. :D
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Calling this guy a loser is quite ironic, since weren't you the guy who came on the forums a long time ago asking for advice because you took money out of your savings account without telling your wife, to buy computer parts?
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A lurker on the attack! :rotfl:
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mistermistermrs wrote:Calling this guy a loser is quite ironic, since weren't you the guy who came on the forums a long time ago asking for advice because you took money out of your savings account without telling your wife, to buy computer parts?

welcome to the boards,

kind of a strange first post!

but to each his own.

who are you really ?
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mistermistermrs wrote:Calling this guy a loser is quite ironic, since weren't you the guy who came on the forums a long time ago asking for advice because you took money out of your savings account without telling your wife, to buy computer parts?
Looks like we have a former member?

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Funny how some people just can't stay away from this place...
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Im betting its MOUSE!!!! :D
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nightowl wrote:Im betting its MOUSE!!!! :D

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mistermistermrs wrote:Calling this guy a loser is quite ironic, since weren't you the guy who came on the forums a long time ago asking for advice because you took money out of your savings account without telling your wife, to buy computer parts?
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