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lefty04530 wrote:I'm confused, your #2 is a sheep. I would have gone with goat. Not trying to start anything just curious.

No, MadDoctor is NOT a sheep, he just prefers them.

I hired him long ago during my last recruitment drive.
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*you wouldn’t believe the “perks”*

:thumb:
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MadDoctor wrote:*you wouldn’t believe the “perks”*

:thumb:



https://www.speedguide.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=126787&highlight=cafeteria
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Post by THE_ALMIGHTY »

The Devil wrote:Kissing...and stuff?

[ADDS SARAHNN TO THE LIST]


[CROSSES SARAHNN OFF THE LIST] :(
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THE_ALMIGHTY wrote:[CROSSES SARAHNN OFF THE LIST] :(

Dare you mock my powers! She's deffinately on the plasma tv trade in list.
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YARDofSTUF wrote:Dare you mock my powers! She's deffinately on the plasma tv trade in list.
:rotfl:
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YARDofSTUF wrote:Dare you mock my powers! She's deffinately on the plasma tv trade in list.

You don't understand, he's scratching her OFF HIS list because I added her to MINE.

See how it works? Balance of power.... :D
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The Devil wrote:You don't understand, he's scratching her OFF HIS list because I added her to MINE.

See how it works? Balance of power.... :D

"He" is a falsity.
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YARDofSTUF wrote:"He" is a falsity.

Oh yes, I remember now. Very unfortunate, to say the least.
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MadDoctor wrote:*takes head count of sheep*

I'm not missing any. Must have been Ken's sheep you sacrificed.

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Post by Jim »

THE_ALMIGHTY wrote:"The greatness of a nation and its
moral progress can be judged by the
way its animals are treated."
Mahatma Gandhi
Humboldt? When did you turn into George Burns? :D
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THE_ALMIGHTY wrote:"The greatness of a nation and its
moral progress can be judged by the
way its animals are treated."
Mahatma Gandhi

"The greatness of a man is judged by the last fart he has dealt."
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Jim wrote:Humboldt? When did you turn into George Burns? :D
:D
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THE_ALMIGHTY wrote:"The greatness of a nation and its
moral progress can be judged by the
way its animals are treated."
Mahatma Gandhi
hehe
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YARDofSTUF wrote:Dare you mock my powers! She's deffinately on the plasma tv trade in list.
My soul is only worth a Plasma tv set?

I feel so cheap and dirty. :cry:
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Sarahnn wrote:My soul is only worth a Plasma tv set?

I feel so cheap and dirty. :cry:

I find that strangely attactive....
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Sarahnn wrote:My soul is only worth a Plasma tv set?

I feel so cheap and dirty. :cry:

No its only worth part of a plasma tv, thats why i'm collecting a list of names.
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YARDofSTUF wrote:No its only worth part of a plasma tv, thats why i'm collecting a list of names.

:rotfl:

The Devil is going to LOVE you! :D
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Humboldt wrote:hehe
*see signature*
Your in the top 1 billion on my list Humby...
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THE_ALMIGHTY wrote:Your in the top 1 billion on my list Humby...

The Almighty would not use the incorrect form of "your." :D
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ghost wrote:The Almighty would not use the incorrect form of "your." :D
Just keeping it real Yo. :p
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THE_ALMIGHTY wrote:Just keeping it real Yo. :p

You need to type like ur george burns, thats the best part of reading The Devils posts, is reading them in John Lovitz voice! lol
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YARDofSTUF wrote:You need to type like ur george burns, thats the best part of reading The Devils posts, is reading them in John Lovitz voice! lol
I have to work on my George Burns impressions... Don't forget to take out the trash.
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YARDofSTUF wrote:thats the best part of reading The Devils posts, is reading them in John Lovitz voice! lol
:nod:
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YARDofSTUF wrote:OK my children, one at a time, confess your sins, I need that plasma TV so i'll select the worst of you bastards and trade 'em to The Devil.


But remember, its for a good cause. Post in Peace.

i'm FUXXORED guy. yep, thats who.





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I have this strange feeling that the almighty is sammy :nod:
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YARDofSTUF wrote:No its only worth part of a plasma tv, thats why i'm collecting a list of names.
Oh, geeezzz, is that why? Why didn't ya say so...I'll go lay down in the highway for ya next time I see a semi comin. :p It'll be worth it for you to have yer plasma tv.
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Sarahnn wrote:Oh, geeezzz, is that why? Why didn't ya say so...I'll go lay down in the highway for ya next time I see a semi comin. :p It'll be worth it for you to have yer plasma tv.

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wee96 wrote:I have this strange feeling that the almighty is sammy :nod:
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Confessions eh?

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Well, I am not really as smart as I tell everyone I am. I am not as attractive as Stacy thinks I am ...

But, I am as much of an A$$ as everyone thinks I am :-D
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i'm actually spicer.

yep, gods honest truth this time.

:thumb: ;) :rotfl: :p :) :nod: :rtfm:
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[quote="The_Lurker"]i'm actually spicer.

yep, gods honest truth this time.

:thumb: ]


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edit confession thread not cunfusion thread.
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mccoffee.. aren't ye on broadbandnuts.com? yeah.. I made a thread saying I was pregnant with your baby..

http://www.broadbandnuts.com/index.php/ ... 081.0.html

unless it's a completely different mccoffee
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and now I know that MD is not a sheep.. it's just a preference..
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WTF? A 2 yr bump!! BAN!!!!
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Prey521 wrote:WTF? A 2 yr bump!! BAN!!!!
Not sure why you're so pissy about it.. I just did like a 5 year bump..
There would be tons more really old topics in the front page but I didn't bump any really old threads aside from this one and this one:
https://www.speedguide.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=p=2004373
and there's no real way I can possibly actually hold it in for much longer... I just had to.. it wasn't exactly to spam or anything.. but if I am banned I am banned.. if I am banned.. ban me for good.. :D disable my account if I am banned.. remove my avatar and location and disable my rep..and remove my aim thingy.. or can I at least get a heads up if I am going to be banned? that way I can do this all by myself.. hehe..

but now that we're in the confessions area like I was gonna say before but I forgot..

I am pregnant with your baby..
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:rotfl:
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pinguinosupremo wrote:I am pregnant with your baby..
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