Bush Announces Iraq Exit Strategy: 'We'll Go Through Iran'

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Bush Announces Iraq Exit Strategy: 'We'll Go Through Iran'

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WASHINGTON, DC—Almost a year after the cessation of major combat and a month after the nation's first free democratic elections, President Bush unveiled the coalition forces' strategy for exiting Iraq.

"I'm pleased to announce that the Department of Defense and I have formulated a plan for a speedy withdrawal of U.S. troops from Iraq," Bush announced Monday morning. "We'll just go through Iran."

Bush said the U.S. Army, which deposed Iran's longtime enemy Saddam Hussein, should be welcomed with open arms by the Islamic-fundamentalist state.

"And Iran's so nearby," Bush said. "It's only a hop, skip, and a jump to the east."

According to White House officials, coalition air units will leave forward air bases in Iraq and transport munitions to undisclosed locations in Iran. After 72 to 96 hours of aerial-bomb retreats, armored-cavalry units will retreat across the Zagros mountains in tanks, armored personnel carriers, and strike helicopters. The balance of the 120,000 troops will exit into the oil-rich borderlands around the Shatt-al-Arab region within 30 days.


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I just knew Iran would come in handy for something someday!!!! :thumb:
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Sarahnn wrote:I just knew Iran would come in handy for something someday!!!! :thumb:
"and Iraaaaannnn Iraaannnnnnn so far awaayyyyyyyy....."
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glad to see iran's finally complying
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sounds like a plan
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Bonus Round

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So I can take my "Hey Iran" and "Iatohla assahola" shirt out of storage?
This is great news. We've come full circle. ;)
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Been there...you can keep it.
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