If You Could Have Any Job......??

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If You Could Have Any Job......??

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I have been working for over 30 years and collecting degrees.

Someone asked me; "If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be?"

I didn't have a clue on how to answer.
Never did.

Still don't know what I want to be When I Grow-Up.

I don't understand this about myself.
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It's an impossibility for me, but I would love to be a professional pilot. Commercial Airlines! yeah. :)
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Run my own Computer Consulting firm one day.
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Baiting fish hooks at the pier, with my skills I could work my way up to the master-baiter in no time. :D

In all seriousness, I would like to work at a place builing custom motorcycles, like this shop, http://www.westcoastchoppers.com/
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SAS or footballer.
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Condom tester or porno editor.

[Wait...did I say that out loud? *DoH*] :D
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LOL, condom tester, I never heard of that one :D
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Hey, someone has to make sure they perform well under pressure... ;)
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Field tester for Trojan or Lifestyles with budweiser girls. :D

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Reviewing computer hardware/games, writting news and articles for life and getting paid a VERY good salary

in fact that's my dream job
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Writer.

Cause everyone needs to hear what I have to say :)
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i want to own my own mortgage company. they make a grip of cash and i am sick of working for other people. i want people to work for me instead. and i want to have a lot of money so none of my children or family ever have to suffer financially again. money is probably one of the biggest stesses in my life and i hate it!
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game tester, with a pay of 500,000.00 a year :D

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beer batch taster at Heineken. ;)
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Post by Prey521 »

Originally posted by sitosterol:
beer batch taster at Heineken. ;)
Sounds like a job for Norm Peterson ;)
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If thats the case Prey, just call me norm! :)
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Post by Matt615 »

A private pilot. That may not be too far off though because thats what I might be working towards for my ocupation.
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ya'll beat me to condom tester and beer taster. Dang it. Most boxes of condoms do say they are pre-tested.
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Post by minir »

Hi ya keeper

good question, to me i have always wished to be Coach and General Manager of the Toronto Maple Leafs.

I'd work for Expenses and Guarantee a Cup within 3 yr.s or resign.

RoundEye you break me up. I guess that would be Fly fishing then eh!


The man is driving my fave car in circles as well 49/50 Merc leadsled, love em.

nice bikes to boot

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CEO of a fortune 500 company, after that I would like to become a holy man...although I am an ordained minister.
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Post by keeper »

Some good ideas in here. Hope you all are working towards your goals....otherwise you will be where you are right now.

Am making a 3 yr plan [and working hard at it] so I won't be where I am 3 yrs from now.

Finishing-up 4th degree w/ 20yrs exp in field, but....... 'Bait-Tester' sounds best to me. LOL
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Post by David »

I have the job I wanted..... Would like more money though.

All the rest as hobbies. Though I will front a band someday...(LOL).

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