What is the difference between girls and women

blacklab · Post by **blacklab** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:29 am

What is the difference between girls and women aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48 58 and 68?

At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!

Roody · Post by **Roody** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:40 am

fastchevy · Post by **fastchevy** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:14 pm

LOL good stuff!

A_COMMUNIST · Post by **A_COMMUNIST** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:21 pm

sorry people, I don't get the joke or find it even remotely funny.

i am usually right about these things so don't find humor in this.

fastchevy · Post by **fastchevy** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:40 pm

tao_jones · Post by **tao_jones** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:44 pm

fastchevy wrote:

I dont not find your rolling eyes funny and I am usually right about not find rolling eyes funny so i would recommend not laughing at your rolling eyes...that is all

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:46 pm

A_COMMUNIST wrote:sorry people, I don't get the joke or find it even remotely funny.

i am usually right about these things so don't find humor in this.

Stop posting

Good joke Blacklab

hairyb4ll5 · Post by **hairyb4ll5** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:52 pm

A_COMMUNIST wrote:sorry people, I don't get the joke or find it even remotely funny.

i am usually right about these things so don't find humor in this.

Then click the back button and end yourself now before its to late.

tao_jones · Post by **tao_jones** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 1:17 pm

schlurpee wrote: Stop posting

maybe he will go away

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 1:24 pm

A_COMMUNIST wrote:sorry people, I don't get the joke or find it even remotely funny.

However that is me. Sometimes humor simply eludes me. If you find the joke funny then that’s cool... because we all have the individual right to like or dislike a joke without judging other people.

I’m usually not right about these things so feel free to react the way you wish. Have a great day!

fixed

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 1:28 pm

Good one blacklab, nice fix MD

Needlefreak · Post by **Needlefreak** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 3:42 pm

lefty04530 wrote:Good one blacklab, nice fix MD

blacklab · Post by **blacklab** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 4:55 pm

A_COMMUNIST wrote:sorry people, I don't get the joke or find it even remotely funny.

i am usually right about these things so don't find humor in this.

Hi A_COMMUNIST

I sort of agree with you - it is not very funny. I was really posting it for the young lads on the board who haven't had much experience with women and don't suspect the stages their life will go through. This explains that.

If you are into women(hell maybe these would apply if you have a man friend) you have to admit some of them are true. I expect some of the older ones on the board may be getting to the age where they will have a story. I think minir is getting up there so you never know, he may have a story to tell.

Of course when you get to be that age the most important thing a woman can have is a drivers licence.

blacklab

fastchevy · Post by **fastchevy** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 5:08 pm

Commie..

That joke is exactly how it is in real life.
When you're old enough you'll know what we're talkin about.

TrUtHsMaCkEr · Post by **TrUtHsMaCkEr** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 5:29 pm

lefty04530 wrote:Good one blacklab, nice fix MD

thumbs up to blacklab and MD