A new two-year degree is being offered at many
colleges that many of you should be interested in:
Becoming A Real Man. That's right, in just six
trimesters, you, too, can be a real man-as well as
earn an MA Degree (MaleArts). Please take a moment
to view the program:
FIRST YEAR
Fall Schedule:
MEN 101 - Combating Stupidity
MEN 102 - You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103 - PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104 - We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas
Winter Schedule:
MEN 110 - Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111 - Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4 am
MEN 112 - Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
EAT 100 - Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101 - Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers
Spring Schedule:
MEN 120 - How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong
MEN 121 - Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122 - YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123 - Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001C What Was Yours is Hers
SECOND YEAR
Fall Schedule:
SEX 101 - You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102 - Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
SEX 103 - How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201 - How to Put the Toilet Seat Down (Elective)
(See other Electives Below)
Winter Schedule:
MEN 210 - The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211 - How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212 - You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213 - Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
MEN 230A- Her Birthday and Anniversary Are Important I
Spring Schedule:
MEN 220 - Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221 - Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
MEN 222 - Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223 - Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B- Her Birthday and Anniversary Are Important II
Course Electives:
EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu
EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231 Mothers-in-law
MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear"
MEN 234 How to fill up an ice tray
ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her
New 2 year degree.
New 2 year degree.
The tools of conquest do not necessarily come with bombs and explosions and fallout. There are weapons that are simply thoughts, attitudes, and prejudices to be found only in the minds of men. For the record, prejudices can kill and suspicion can destroy and a thoughtless, frightened search for a scapegoat has a fallout all of its own for the children and the children yet unborn and the pity of it is that these things cannot be confined to the Twilight Zone.
Dang.....in retrospect, I shouldn't have posted it. 
Poor Mr. Mouse.....
Poor Mr. Mouse.....
The tools of conquest do not necessarily come with bombs and explosions and fallout. There are weapons that are simply thoughts, attitudes, and prejudices to be found only in the minds of men. For the record, prejudices can kill and suspicion can destroy and a thoughtless, frightened search for a scapegoat has a fallout all of its own for the children and the children yet unborn and the pity of it is that these things cannot be confined to the Twilight Zone.
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mouse
I went to a goog Bachelor school and it has served me well. Learned things like:
How to live in a house for 6 mos & not make a mess.
Never own Anything white.
Paper plates I & II.
Cooking without the stove.
Permanent Press & the Drying cycle.
Owning a dog to blame odors on.
The Garage refrigerator.
Sleeping on top of the covers.
Mowing the grass & the Kid next door.
The Microwave.
Laundry and the acceptance of changing colors.
Dog II, carpet & furniture stains.
Dog III, Naming your dog "yes dear".
Saying 'excuse me' & 'I'm sorry' once every 30 mins for no reason.
Catalogues & the Net, EZ shopping.
Putting your assets in your Uncle's name.
Pre-nuptual agreement, the real test of love.
Was worth it, being married is great.
How to live in a house for 6 mos & not make a mess.
Never own Anything white.
Paper plates I & II.
Cooking without the stove.
Permanent Press & the Drying cycle.
Owning a dog to blame odors on.
The Garage refrigerator.
Sleeping on top of the covers.
Mowing the grass & the Kid next door.
The Microwave.
Laundry and the acceptance of changing colors.
Dog II, carpet & furniture stains.
Dog III, Naming your dog "yes dear".
Saying 'excuse me' & 'I'm sorry' once every 30 mins for no reason.
Catalogues & the Net, EZ shopping.
Putting your assets in your Uncle's name.
Pre-nuptual agreement, the real test of love.
Was worth it, being married is great.
mouse, Prey's an instigator. Not me...
Keeper, funny stuff!
"Never own Anything white." LOL
Keeper, funny stuff!
"Never own Anything white." LOL
The tools of conquest do not necessarily come with bombs and explosions and fallout. There are weapons that are simply thoughts, attitudes, and prejudices to be found only in the minds of men. For the record, prejudices can kill and suspicion can destroy and a thoughtless, frightened search for a scapegoat has a fallout all of its own for the children and the children yet unborn and the pity of it is that these things cannot be confined to the Twilight Zone.
We should call you the Big Spoon cuz your always stirring up trouble! j/k
The tools of conquest do not necessarily come with bombs and explosions and fallout. There are weapons that are simply thoughts, attitudes, and prejudices to be found only in the minds of men. For the record, prejudices can kill and suspicion can destroy and a thoughtless, frightened search for a scapegoat has a fallout all of its own for the children and the children yet unborn and the pity of it is that these things cannot be confined to the Twilight Zone.
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