some Giggles to start your day.
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A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags.
where are you going he asks?
Vegas she replies.
Los Vegas, what the heck for? he inquires.?
Well i just found out there are men there that will pay me $400.00
to do what i do for you, for nothing!
With that the husband went to the closet, and grabbed 2 pieces of luggage
and started to pack his clothes as well.
What do you think your doing ? inquired the wife
i'm following you to Vegas, says the husband.
"What for? " inquired the wife
"Because i want to see how your going to live on $800.00 a year " he replied
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Harry the bachelor got fixed up for a date by his cousins sister, with a girl he'd never met..
Wanting to be different, he took the young lady to the circus.
he reminded himself to thank the cousin for fixing him up, as Sue was a stunner.
long black hair, and a great body, with an even more beautiful smile.
wanting to please, he inquired as to what she would like to do first.
"Get Weighed" she said.
Harry took her by the arm and led her to the man who guessed the weight, and after paying $5.00, heard the man guess 112 lbs.
stepping on the scales the girl smiled as she weighed in at 117; 2 lbs.
more than the allotted 3lb. difference allowed.
flushed with excitement she took the cute little stuffed monkey as her prize.
this was certainly starting off well, thought Harry as he guided Sue to the Roller Coaster.
after a somewhat terrifying ride, Harry inquired of Sue as to what she would like to do next.
" Get Weighed", she replied.
thinking this rather odd, Harry none the less took Sue back to the Guy at
the scales, paid the Five bucks, and watched as the fellow guessed her
weight exactly.
Somewhat puzzled Harry, still unable to take his eyes off Sue, took her to
the Ferris Wheel, where they sat close together, Sue actually snuggling a
bit thought Harry. there they enjoyed the night sky, and the view of the city in
the distance.
Feet back on the ground, Harry inquired of Sue what she would enjoy doing now.
"Get Weighed" Responded Sue.
Well that was it for Harry. this girl is nut's he thought, so reaching into his
pocket he produced a $20 dollar bill.
he quickly explained that's all he had,and they would need it for cab fare,.
whereupon he whisked Sue into a cab, and on arrival at her apt. said a
quick goodbye, gave her a handshake and left.
Sue's roomate was waiting up for Sue to return, anxious to hear how her
evening with Harry had gone.
When the door opened and Sue stepped in the roomate immediately
asked. "how did your evening go Sue?"
"Wousy !" Sue replied, " Just Wousy"
Have a fun day
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Giggles X 2 to start your day
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