Your Favorite quotes.

Heaven_No · Post by **Heaven_No** » Fri Feb 16, 2001 12:33 am

I thought this would be fun.

"What we have learned from others becomes our own by reflection."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

"If you want creativity from your workers, you must first let them play."
-John Cleese

Anything too stupid to be spoken will be sung."
-Voltaire

Banshee · Post by **Banshee** » Fri Feb 16, 2001 12:39 am

"I am the great cornholio!"
-Beavis

Heaven_No · Post by **Heaven_No** » Fri Feb 16, 2001 12:42 am

Originally posted by Banshee:
"I am the great cornholio!"
-Beavis

"Uh, did we just score?"
-Butthead from the B&B movie

Zmoney · Post by **Zmoney** » Fri Feb 16, 2001 12:42 am

"shut up fat ass"
kyle brofloski...south park.

EvilAngel · Post by **EvilAngel** » Fri Feb 16, 2001 12:42 am

My favorite quote is...

" It's not lady like to spit "

-Sheri ( gf )

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Easto · Post by **Easto** » Fri Feb 16, 2001 12:48 am

If it's yellow it's mellow, If it's brown flush it down

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Fri Feb 16, 2001 12:51 am

Cold beans are just as good as hot beans, cept you don't have to warm them up. {Vince Rosen logic}

Oh they are supposed to be from famous people?..

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Fri Feb 16, 2001 12:51 am

"Put Em On Da Glass" - Sir Mix-A-Lot

"Hooters Hooters YUM YUM YUM" - The Great Al Bundy

"It's Only Cheating, If You Get Caught" - The Great Al Bundy

"Marriage Or Death? I Choose Suicide" - The Great Al Bundy

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Banshee · Post by **Banshee** » Fri Feb 16, 2001 12:53 am

"Hi I am new here so I would like to introduce myself.. My name is Brent Cornohler."
-137

lol

Heaven_No · Post by **Heaven_No** » Fri Feb 16, 2001 12:59 am

Originally posted by Prey521:
"Put Em On Da Glass" - Sir Mix-A-Lot

"Hooters Hooters YUM YUM YUM" - The Great Al Bundy

"It's Only Cheating, If You Get Caught" - The Great Al Bundy

"Marriage Or Death? I Choose Suicide" - The Great Al Bundy

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My favorite Al Bundy

"A man's home is his coffin."

fastspaz · Post by **fastspaz** » Fri Feb 16, 2001 1:02 am

"Not Guilty"

Cornbread · Post by **Cornbread** » Fri Feb 16, 2001 1:12 am

"you cryin'? i'll give you something to cry about!"

the old man, before the swift swipe of the ol' mighty belt.

nightowl · Post by **nightowl** » Fri Feb 16, 2001 1:23 am

" you can't go round killing people!!!!"
"why???"

Terminator 2

"I am so smart, i am so smart, s-m-r-t, i mean s-m-a-r-t"

hommer simpson

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fanta · Post by **fanta** » Fri Feb 16, 2001 2:39 am

[Redneckvoice]
"That Boy Just Ain't Right"
[/Redneckvoice]

-Mike Judge aka Hank Hill

"C'mon Charlie...G'd Damnit...those kids d!cks are bigger than them sausages"
-Me Myself And Irene

"You had best un-f#ck yourself or I will unscrew your head and **** down your NECKKK
-R. Lee Ermey, USMC (ret)

"Me love you long time"
-FMJ

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Fri Feb 16, 2001 2:51 am

"U aint got the balls son!"

Phil Anselmo

bug · Post by **bug** » Fri Feb 16, 2001 4:17 am

if it's not Scottish, it's C R A P !

SeedOfChaos · Post by **SeedOfChaos** » Fri Feb 16, 2001 6:23 am

"Last four days on earth? If I had a dick I'd go get laid"

- "Let's do the next best thing!"

"What's that?"

- "Let's kill people"

(Taken from the hillarious movie Dogma)

keeper · Post by **keeper** » Fri Feb 16, 2001 8:00 am

"Caveat Emptor".

wee96 · Post by **wee96** » Fri Feb 16, 2001 8:13 am

"Turn the other cheek and ill break your f@ckin chin"

-Prince Rakeem

messiah · Post by **messiah** » Fri Feb 16, 2001 9:43 am

"I came out my mommas p*ssy, I'm on welfare"
-ODB- '94

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striderf1 · Post by **striderf1** » Fri Feb 16, 2001 9:49 am

"god gave man 2 heads, but only enough blood to use one at a time"- anyonymous man

"Whoever said you can't run away from your problems obviously wasn't moving fast enough."

"Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?"- Homer Simpson

CoolJ · Post by **CoolJ** » Fri Feb 16, 2001 1:07 pm

Originally posted by striderf1:

"Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?"- Homer Simpson

Hehe Dont jack my quote-lol j/k

"Dont take like too seriously, you will never make it out alive" - ?

therealcableguy · Post by **therealcableguy** » Fri Feb 16, 2001 6:43 pm

"It is not the critic who counts, not the one who points out how the strong man stumbled or how the doer of deeds might have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred with sweat and dust and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, and spends himself in a worthy cause; who, if he wins, knows the triumph of high achievement; and who, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat."
Teddy Roosevelt

nightowl · Post by **nightowl** » Fri Feb 16, 2001 7:11 pm

"I AM LOCUTOS OF BORG......RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!"

minir · Post by **minir** » Fri Feb 16, 2001 8:12 pm

hi Heaven_No

"Success consists O simply getting up, one more time than you fall"

"You can't leap a canyon, in two jumps"

"The wise learn many things from their foes" Aristophanes 450-385BC

"For an aching mind, words are physicians" Plutarch 46-120 AD

"It is well known among the blind, the one eyed man is king"
Desiderius Erasmus 1466-1536

"Just say No"

Nancy Regan, this one my then wife adopted,as her personal mantra each evening at bedtime.

regards minir

striderf1 · Post by **striderf1** » Fri Feb 16, 2001 8:34 pm

Originally posted by CoolJ:
Hehe Dont jack my quote-lol j/k

"Dont take like too seriously, you will never make it out alive" - ?

I"ll take it down if you want, but I thought it was funny.

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Fri Feb 16, 2001 9:11 pm

Too bad you can't embed sounds into a sig: http://www.geocities.com/cpubuddy/bees.wav

(right click to save..won't let you open it in a browser for some reason

)

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CoolJ · Post by **CoolJ** » Fri Feb 16, 2001 9:12 pm

Originally posted by striderf1:
I"ll take it down if you want, but I thought it was funny.

NOOOOOOO I was just kidding

Heaven_No · Post by **Heaven_No** » Sat Feb 17, 2001 12:07 am

Originally posted by minir:
hi Heaven_No

"It is well known among the blind, the one eyed man is king"
Desiderius Erasmus 1466-1536

regards minir

I am a fan of Tom Waits. In a song called "Singapore", I first heard the aforementioned quote. I always liked it. Akin to "It is better to rule in Hell than serve in Heaven"

david

minir · Post by **minir** » Sat Feb 17, 2001 12:20 am

hi David , i to like Waits. i can't place the album with that song though.

if you have time drop a hint, and if i have it, i will re listen.

thanks larry

Heaven_No · Post by **Heaven_No** » Sat Feb 17, 2001 12:49 am

Originally posted by minir:
hi David , i to like Waits. i can't place the album with that song though.

if you have time drop a hint, and if i have it, i will re listen.

thanks larry

Rain Dogs, which by the way has the original version of "Downtown Train" (made famous by Rod Stewart).

Swordfishtrombone is probably my favorite Tom Waits album. Although I do like them all!

"My life's a nightmare" - Lenny the lizard from the Budweiser ads

"Dilute, dilute, dilute, OK?!" -Dr. Bronner

Mehmet · Post by **Mehmet** » Sat Feb 17, 2001 12:50 am

"Sax-ama-phoneeeee...."-homer

"no kitty my pot pie!"- Cartman

"If it aint broke, fix it till it is"

"YO, COOP!!"- the VW jetta commercial

minir · Post by **minir** » Sat Feb 17, 2001 1:04 am

Thanks David

i have; Beautiful Maladies, Small Change and Heart Attack & Vine, But No Rain Dogs.

i will pick one up and have a listen

thanks again

regards larry

mouse · Post by **mouse** » Sat Feb 17, 2001 1:14 am

"It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees!"
-Emiliano Zapata

"He who is unable to live in society, or who has no need because he is sufficient for himself, must be either a beast or a god."
-Aristotle,

Heaven_No · Post by **Heaven_No** » Sat Feb 17, 2001 2:20 am

"Imagination is more important than knowledge" -Einstein

"Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn." -George Bernard Shaw

minir · Post by **minir** » Sat Feb 17, 2001 6:26 am

Words From mouse
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"It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees!"
-Emiliano Zapata

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Words recently adopted by "Monica"

minir

Zmoney · Post by **Zmoney** » Sat Feb 17, 2001 6:53 am

Mom! the cat's being a dildo! Well then I know one kitty who's going to be sleeping with mommy tonight!
Kitty Kitty

Zmoney · Post by **Zmoney** » Sat Feb 17, 2001 8:15 am

nm

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MADD Hatter · Post by **MADD Hatter** » Sat Feb 17, 2001 1:17 pm

"Less talk, more Snu-Snu!"
-Futurama

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Sat Feb 17, 2001 1:23 pm

hmmmm.
Im going to have to say,Is
ignorance is no path to salvation,nor is it a path to knowledge.a man without knowledge is a man without a chance!
quote by -hatebreed88