So, What Kind Of Poster Are You?

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Thu Mar 08, 2001 10:07 pm

Read this guide and then let us all know what kinda poster you think you are

http://somethingawful.efront.com/guides/forums/index.htm

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Thu Mar 08, 2001 10:10 pm

Messiah would HAVE TO BE "Doctor Conspiracy / Man With a Grudge"

And of course Brent is "The Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts"

Those are all just my opinions though

SeedOfChaos · Post by **SeedOfChaos** » Thu Mar 08, 2001 10:16 pm

I think I'm this:

The Sensitive Artist

If you're ever posting on a goth / poetry board, you'll definitely want to adopt this persona. The Sensitive Artist has the freedom to place in his sig file as many depressing poems or goth lyrics as they want. If using this personality, be sure to never capitalize anything or use any verb than infers more activity than blinking. Feel free to get into arguments with anybody else on the forum, as long as they're writing about racism, politics, music, or literature. You don't really have to know anything about those topics, just enough to to fill a few sentences with your opinion.

minir · Post by **minir** » Thu Mar 08, 2001 10:19 pm

Hi Prey521

can't seem to find one that fit's

how about General All Round Duffus

regards minir

Gaming-Module · Post by **Gaming-Module** » Thu Mar 08, 2001 10:21 pm

"Nothing quite reveals that you have a large penis like the speed of your CPU and how much RAM you have"

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

...but so true

smaier69 · Post by **smaier69** » Thu Mar 08, 2001 10:22 pm

i think i fit the "confused newbie" profile.

anybody know how i can overclock my Compaq? BTW, whats a "jumper"?

(*this quote is based in fact. i had agreed to show somebody how to OC their Compaq - assuming they knew at least something about hardware. upon the "jumper" question, i though to myself....." this is gonna be a loooong day

*)

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Thu Mar 08, 2001 10:23 pm

Hummm.....stick me in with my buddy Messiah.....I'd hate for him to have to stick this out alone. No man is an island!

Merc · Post by **Merc** » Thu Mar 08, 2001 10:27 pm

Brent??????????

I am a Man with a Grudge.

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Thu Mar 08, 2001 10:29 pm

Originally posted by Merc:
I am a Man with a Grudge.

Now why doesn't that surprise me

Qwijib0 · Post by **Qwijib0** » Thu Mar 08, 2001 10:29 pm

...Confused Newbie...D'OH!

[ 03-08-2001: Message edited by: Qwijib0 ]

jayyy · Post by **jayyy** » Thu Mar 08, 2001 10:34 pm

MENSA Troll...Omnipressive! minus the iq, of course!

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Thu Mar 08, 2001 10:38 pm

Originally posted by jayyy:
MENSA Troll...Omnipressive! minus the iq, of course!

HAHAHAHAHA, be careful what you say about him. He's Johns buddy over at Speedcorp now

Gaming-Module · Post by **Gaming-Module** » Thu Mar 08, 2001 10:39 pm

I think I'm a Mensa troll/Computer expert combo with a little bit of Mr. Agressive goin on, cept without the 14 year old weakling part.

[ 03-08-2001: Message edited by: Macho-Module ]

Merc · Post by **Merc** » Thu Mar 08, 2001 10:45 pm

HAHA alittle Jonh and Omni Sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G first comes love, then come marrage then comes Seed in a Baby Carrage...I know that was fruity but i HAD to say it.

striderf1 · Post by **striderf1** » Thu Mar 08, 2001 10:58 pm

If I were to fit anything it would be the mensa-troll, if for no other reason, I have a lot of friends that ARE mensa members (althought that stereo type is dreadfully wrong, and I'm sure they are ignorant idiots and not in mensa).

But I dont criticize EVERYBODY, do I? I try to only insult complete idiots that are out to try and start no-good. but I haven't met many of them on this board, maybee 1 or 2.

Heaven_No · Post by **Heaven_No** » Thu Mar 08, 2001 11:20 pm

Originally posted by striderf1:
If I were to fit anything it would be the mensa-troll, if for no other reason, I have a lot of friends that ARE mensa members (althought that stereo type is dreadfully wrong, and I'm sure they are ignorant idiots and not in mensa).

But I dont criticize EVERYBODY, do I? I try to only insult complete idiots that are out to try and start no-good. but I haven't met many of them on this board, maybee 1 or 2.

The "mensa troll" is a pseudo intellectual. At least by the example post given.

Heaven_No · Post by **Heaven_No** » Thu Mar 08, 2001 11:26 pm

Originally posted by Prey521:

HAHAHAHAHA, be careful what you say about him. He's Johns buddy over at Speedcorp now

I would have thought he was the "Mr. I know a game designer type"... He even looks like the picture

messiah · Post by **messiah** » Thu Mar 08, 2001 11:47 pm

Originally posted by Prey521:
Messiah would HAVE TO BE "Doctor Conspiracy / Man With a Grudge"

And of course Brent is "The Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts"

Those are all just my opinions though

Doctor Conspiracy / Man With a Grudge sounds like an a**hole dude. wassup with that?

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Thu Mar 08, 2001 11:53 pm

Originally posted by messiah:
Doctor Conspiracy / Man With a Grudge sounds like an a**hole dude. wassup with that?

Actually, I was only goin by the first part of the name and not by the description, Mr. Controverse Mess

Knine · Post by **Knine** » Fri Mar 09, 2001 12:10 am

me confused newbie

Spammy · Post by **Spammy** » Fri Mar 09, 2001 1:51 am

man with a grudge thats me
definatley!

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Fri Mar 09, 2001 2:12 am

Now if the description below isn't Omni, then I dunno what is

. Hey Messiah, sorry for the confusion, I just read it now and I see what you mean, don't worry, I don't think that you're like that at all

Doctor Conspiracy / Man With a Grudge

Able to suspend all rational thought and brush off any opposing arguments in repeated acts of deliberate ignorance, Doctor Conspiracy / Man With a Grudge has a total of just seven ideas in his mind, and each of them are set in stone. Usually his anger and aggression are directed at large companies or giant organizations that he feels have wronged him in some inexplicable way. Doctor Conspiracy / Man With a Grudge will never change the subject or write about things that don't have anything to do with his preconceived enemies. If you attempt to argue with him and inject any form of logic or reasoning into his threads, they will either be ignored or met with incoming flames. Doctor Conspiracy / Man With a Grudge doesn't care about your opinion or the truth, he just cares about voicing his paranoid delusional theories over and over until he is either banned or everybody leaves the forum. The biggest and most vocal forms of Doctor Conspiracy / Man With a Grudge are of course Andy Smith and Evil Avatar.

EXAMPLES. Doctor Conspiracy / Man With a Grudge will post the following messages:

Counter-Strike forum: "The game flat out sucked because the programmers can't code worth crap. If they could code, they could get the game to work on my Pentium 75 with 32 megs RAM. Screw them, they don't give a **** about customer service and it's all about money to those greedy *******s."
Star Trek forum: "Universal Studios is indirectly responsible for my mother's death and I won't give up until they've gone bankrupt or I've caused the president of the company to commit suicide."
Honda Civic forums: "Japanese cars are so cheap because the American government has been bought off by Japan. Come on, try to explain all those human rights violations. Try to tell me I'm wrong. You can't, because I'm not."

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jayyy · Post by **jayyy** » Fri Mar 09, 2001 7:48 am

I just did a search on that last personality, Derek Smart. Dammit, he really is all over the internet! Does anyone know anything about the video game he put out?

Gandalf · Post by **Gandalf** » Fri Mar 09, 2001 8:01 am

Computer Expert

crazyman · Post by **crazyman** » Fri Mar 09, 2001 9:59 am

I'm just plain crazy.