Introducing the Harley For her:

She can feel like she's part of the best club out there! While you're out enjoying the road trip, your wife/girlfriend/bikerbitch is injoying the comforts of her own Harley right at home! If she gripes about it, you can tell her:" Honey, you have the best of both worlds plus think of what your friends will say at that tupperware party. You'll be the envy of all the bitches of the neighborhood!
Order now! Supplies are limited! Only 1 Harley For her per housewife/girlfriend/Bikerbitch
Just think, while you're out with the boyz, your bitch is at home keepin your pad clean!