You ever...

fastspaz · Post by **fastspaz** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:21 am

Originally posted by nepenthe
A: Yes, damn I'm good.

Q: Ever use the opposite sex's "facilities" with one of them present (Family does not count)?

yes, a couple of times, and don't ask why.

Q: when you were younger, did your parents ever walk in on you while you were masterbating?

fastchevy · Post by **fastchevy** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:27 am

Originally posted by fastspaz
yes, a couple of times, and don't ask why.

Q: when you were younger, did your parents ever walk in on you while you were masterbating?

A: No thank God..

Q: You ever hit a car with yours, noone saw it that you can tell, so you left, quickly?

64bit · Post by **64bit** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:30 am

Originally posted by fastchevy
A: No thank God..

Q: You ever hit a car with yours, noone saw it that you can tell, so you left, quickly?

A: Nope not a car

Q: You ever quit a job the same week you started?

fastspaz · Post by **fastspaz** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:31 am

no. but i wrecked into a car with a bike when i was a kid and then left.

Q: have you ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:32 am

Originally posted by fastspaz
no, but i wrecked into a car with a bike when i was a kid and then left.

Q: have you ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Nope

Q: Ever wish you were someone else?

axtrader · Post by **axtrader** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:34 am

Originally posted by Indy
Nope

Q: Ever wish you were someone else?

A: Yes, everytime my wife has PMS.

Q: I'll ask again, you ever eat someone else's booger(s)?

LT-73 · Post by **LT-73** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:35 am

Originally posted by Indy
Nope

Q: Ever wish you were someone else?

A: Yeah, MadDoc

Q: while in a hurry dressing, put on your g/f's panties instead of your underwear?

fastchevy · Post by **fastchevy** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:35 am

Originally posted by axtrader
A: Yes, everytime my wife has PMS.

Q: I'll ask again, you ever eat someone else's booger(s)?

A: Hell no LOL

Q: You ever had some poop still hangin in there so you pull/smear it out?

axtrader · Post by **axtrader** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:37 am

Originally posted by fastchevy
A: Hell no LOL

Q: You ever had some poop still hangin in there so you pull/smear it out?

need some clarification, are you asking if it's something we did to ourselves or to others?

fastchevy · Post by **fastchevy** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:38 am

lol sorry...

You're taking a crap and some of it just won't come all the way out..do ya "help" it out?

JusticeMachine · Post by **JusticeMachine** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:42 am

Originally posted by fastchevy
A: Hell no LOL

Q: You ever had some poop still hangin in there so you pull/smear it out?

A: Wiggle the a*s till it falls out

Q:Have you ever tried to get the little panties off a fat chick?

polishmafia4u · Post by **polishmafia4u** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:57 am

A: not yet

Q: have you ever drank you own urine?

LT-73 · Post by **LT-73** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 1:00 am

Originally posted by polishmafia4u
A: not yet

Q: have you ever drank you own urine?

A: Nope

Q: Ever let out a loud, wet fart in a crowded elevator?

axtrader · Post by **axtrader** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 1:21 am

Originally posted by LT-73
A: Nope

Q: Ever let out a loud, wet fart in a crowded elevator?

A: No, I don't fart.

Q: You ever been convicted of a felony?

LT-73 · Post by **LT-73** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 1:35 am

Originally posted by axtrader
A: No, I don't fart.

Q: You ever been convicted of a felony?

A: Yep, several, but mind you i am a reformed convict !

Q: Ever dig in your nose in public and get caught?

EvilAngel · Post by **EvilAngel** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 1:39 am

Originally posted by LT-73
A: Yep, several, but mind you i am a reformed convict !

Q: Ever dig in your nose in public and get caught?

A: no

Q: Have you ever seen your parents naked?

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 1:41 am

Originally posted by EvilAngel
A: no

Q: Have you ever seen your parents naked?

Your fibbin' aint cha..

tao_jones · Post by **tao_jones** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 2:47 am

Originally posted by EvilAngel
A: no

Q: Have you ever seen your parents naked?

a: *flashes back* "opening the door.....dad what are you doing to mom.....who is the midget...."*weeping sitting at computer*

Q: ever had sex with a girl taller than you?

axtrader · Post by **axtrader** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 3:38 am

Originally posted by tao_jones
a: *flashes back* "opening the door.....dad what are you doing to mom.....who is the midget...."*weeping sitting at computer*

Q: ever had sex with a girl taller than you?

A: No, kinda hard to find them taller than I am.

Q: You ever shoot a spitball in someone's eye?

polishmafia4u · Post by **polishmafia4u** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 1:13 pm

a: yes

q: have you ever tried to do something funny, only to have it backfire and have everyone pissed at you?

EvilAngel · Post by **EvilAngel** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 1:18 pm

Originally posted by polishmafia4u
a: yes

q: have you ever tried to do something funny, only to have it backfire and have everyone pissed at you?

A: All the time ( they all can't be gems...

...lol)

Q: Have you ever made smores over a campfire?

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 1:29 pm

Originally posted by EvilAngel
A: All the time ( they all can't be gems... ...lol)

Q: Have you ever made smores over a campfire?

Yes.

Q: Ever you ever read a thread and wondered where in the hell all these freaks come from?

EvilAngel · Post by **EvilAngel** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 1:43 pm

Originally posted by RoundEye
Yes.

Q: Ever you ever read a thread and wondered where in the hell all these freaks come from?

A: Only at Genmay...lol

Q: Have you ever taken chances when the odds are against you?

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Wed Jul 16, 2003 1:44 pm

Originally posted by RoundEye
Yes.

Q: Ever you ever read a thread and wondered where in the hell all these freaks come from?

Welcome back

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 1:49 pm

Originally posted by Joint Chiefs of Staff

Welcome back

Just here taking a quick peep at the board.

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Wed Jul 16, 2003 1:52 pm

Originally posted by RoundEye

Just here taking a quick peep at the board.

I bet it a welcomed change from the peep shows downtown.

fastchevy · Post by **fastchevy** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 1:59 pm

Originally posted by EvilAngel
A: Only at Genmay...lol

Q: Have you ever taken chances when the odds are against you?

A: Seems like I do it all the time

Q: Ever wish you had married someone else (i.e. an exgirlfriend) instead?

EvilAngel · Post by **EvilAngel** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 2:03 pm

Originally posted by fastchevy
A: Seems like I do it all the time

Q: Ever wish you had married someone else (i.e. an exgirlfriend) instead?

A: nope, I just wish lime and woodchippers weren't sooo exspensive....lol

Q: Have you ever concidered suicide?

fastchevy · Post by **fastchevy** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 2:15 pm

Originally posted by EvilAngel
A: nope, I just wish lime and woodchippers weren't sooo exspensive....lol

Q: Have you ever concidered suicide?

A: No not seriously...maybe in a drunken daze when a g/f broke up with me in high school

Q: You ever go through your day not wearing underwear while your out doing stuff? (shopping, movie, ect)

Immortal · Post by **Immortal** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 2:25 pm

Originally posted by fastchevy
A: No not seriously...maybe in a drunken daze when a g/f broke up with me in high school

Q: You ever go through your day not wearing underwear while your out doing stuff? (shopping, movie, ect)

A: Nope... I get hard ons easy so I have to wear a tighty whitey..

Q: Ever do something you know you coudln't but kept trying?

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Thu Jul 17, 2003 7:48 am

Originally posted by Immortal
A: Nope... I get hard ons easy so I have to wear a tighty whitey..

Q: Ever do something you know you couldn't but kept trying?

A: Yes, web design

Q: You ever get the what you thought was the untouchable woman?

Meggie · Post by **Meggie** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 11:52 am

Originally posted by Joint Chiefs of Staff
A: Yes, web design

Q: You ever get the what you thought was the untouchable woman?

A: Man, yes. Woman, no.

Q: Ever shared a milk with a stranger?

LT-73 · Post by **LT-73** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 3:57 pm

Originally posted by Meggie
A: Man, yes. Woman, no.

Q: Ever shared a milk with a stranger?

A: huh?

Q: In a rush to go to the bathroom, pee on yourself?

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Thu Jul 17, 2003 7:13 pm

Originally posted by LT-73
A: huh?

Q: In a rush to go to the bathroom, pee on yourself?

A: No but I forgot to give it an extra shake for good measure. lol

Q: You ever miss Christmas away from home?

Brk · Post by **Brk** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 9:47 pm

Originally posted by Joint Chiefs of Staff
A: No but I forgot to give it an extra shake for good measure. lol

Q: You ever miss Christmas away from home?

A: No.

Q: You ever picked your nose until it bled?

Loonatic · Post by **Loonatic** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 10:19 pm

A: Yes

Q: Ever done 30mph over the limit just to pass 1 car?

ace · Post by **ace** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 10:25 pm

Originally posted by Loonatic
A: Yes

Q: Ever done 30mph over the limit just to pass 1 car?

A: Yes

Q: have you ever gone really slow and then speed up when a car tries to pass?

Immortal · Post by **Immortal** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 10:27 pm

Originally posted by ace420
A: Yes

Q: have you ever gone really slow and then speed up when a car tries to pass?

A: no cause I'm not a jackass!

Q: Ever done any illegal streeet races?

Shagster · Post by **Shagster** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 10:45 pm

Originally posted by Immortal
A: no cause I'm not a jackass!

Q: Ever done any illegal streeet races?

Yes, and it was stupid.

Have you ever broken more than 5 bones at once?

Loonatic · Post by **Loonatic** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 10:49 pm

No.

Ever stare at a hot girl walking while yer driving and nearly rear end someone?