Buying the car of your dreams......$570,000
Hitting the wall in turn 3................priceless


Originally posted by RoundEye
Sorry y'all, I don't find that the slightest bit funny.
Doesn't matter to me how rich somebody is, I don't get any joy in seeing them wreck thier car and get hurt.
Remember Dale Earnhardt.
Originally posted by RoundEye
Remember Dale Earnhardt.
Originally posted by Burke
It IS funny, because of the sheer idiocy of the action of car racing. Looks like I'll be the a-hole on this one. You may find it offensive, childish and inane. Written in 2001.
Ok, so Dale Earnhardt was killed after crashing into a wall at the Daytona 500 earlier this year. Of course, people are still in shock and are still talking about how the sport just isn’t the same with the “Intimidator.” It’s sad, yeah, but guess what, folks? He was DRIVING A CAR AT 180 MILES AN HOUR.
I hate to sound callous, but I don’t feel sorry for the guy. Think about it. His chosen vocation was driving at insane speeds in a car that’s basically an engine with an ERTL snap-together body thrown on for looks and ad revenue. Hell, I could build a sturdier car with an Erector set. The whole aim of NASCAR drivers is to go faster than the other guys in order to win; does anyone else see the inherent peril in that? If you do, then why is it a shock when someone gets killed doing it?
It’s not like they’re doing anything useful for society. Firefighters, doctors, street mimes...their work benefits humankind. But NASCAR drivers? I don’t know about you, but I don’t count on Joe Speedy in his Huggies Diapers Chevy Lumina to disperse an angry mob after a DMX concert.
To be honest though, I don’t even feel sorry when police officers are killed in the line of duty, because they chose to join up with the force. I mean, I’m glad there are people who are brave enough to put themselves in danger to protect pussies like me. But, I’m also not going to be sending a fruit basket to a trooper’s family just because he got shot after pulling over a low-rider that had I KILL COPS written across the back glass. When my brother joined the Marine Corps after high school, my mother constantly told me to pray for him so he wouldn’t get sent to an overseas war zone. What? He joined up voluntarily. Sure, I’d’ve been worried if he’d been sent to Kosovo, but then again, he was the one who thought joining the military was better than taking English Comp I. No one cares when a school janitor accidentally impales himself on a broken mop handle in the middle of fifth period, so why do people who intentionally put themselves at risk get such a level of special sympathy when they get themselves killed?
This is just another example of people wanting to seem sensitive by expressing grief over an event that had no direct effect on their existence. In this case, it’s death caused by sheer macho idiocy. Race car drivers are the kind of people who do it “for the thrill,” like people who jump out of a plane, collide with something in mid-air and after their legs are reattached, start skydiving again. **** them. If you’re such a danger-loving thrill-seeker, walk around in South Central L.A. wearing a sandwich board that reads “Tupac Deserved It” in big red letters. Now there's a remedy for that risk-taking itch you keep needing to scratch.
So think of it like this: if you’re really worried about your favorite driver crashing and dying in a burning heap of metal and Stri-Dex ads, maybe you should drive yourself into a wall and avoid the possibility altogether. But it doesn’t matter, because people really don’t care. Dale Earnhardt’s six feet under, but all the companies still have him pushing products and selling t-shirts. If society did care, the environmentalist crowd would’ve already gotten racing banned; but for now, they’re sticking with the evils of asthma inhalers and lawn mowing, so I hope the paramedics are standing by with the Jaws of Life. Actually, seeing as how we’re talking about NASCAR, maybe the Jaws of Miller High Life.
SG Theme SongThe Devil wrote:Tolerance is a virtue, not a requirement.
Edward Abbey wrote:A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.