Exam time again

Norm · Post by **Norm** » Thu May 08, 2003 1:46 pm

Yep, 3 pm date with the Doc for a full physical.

Anyway around the rectal insertion part?

If I tell him I had it checked yesterday and it was ok, do you think he'll believe me?

HELP ME !

monkeyhead · Post by **monkeyhead** » Thu May 08, 2003 1:48 pm

just say you dont want it checked

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Thu May 08, 2003 1:49 pm

I'm waiting Norm.

Norm · Post by **Norm** » Thu May 08, 2003 1:54 pm

MadDoc, I need a Doctors note ASAP.

Please?

My wife set me up, help me !

torsten · Post by **torsten** » Thu May 08, 2003 2:15 pm

You could always put a "no entry" sign on the affected area.

Norm · Post by **Norm** » Thu May 08, 2003 2:18 pm

Just a few more minutes of stress, then I'm outta here.

When I get home I'm going straight into the fetal position for an hour or 2

Blisster · Post by **Blisster** » Thu May 08, 2003 2:28 pm

you could take apoo right before going and just do a 'half-assed' wipe job!!!!

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Thu May 08, 2003 3:01 pm

Tell him that your male "partner" already checked it out hehehehe

Shagster · Post by **Shagster** » Thu May 08, 2003 3:06 pm

When you first see the doctor ask him if you going to get a blah blah and act really excited and keep asking him if its next.

If I was the doc I would have second thoughts about giving you one.

Zilog B · Post by **Zilog B** » Thu May 08, 2003 3:09 pm

Originally posted by Shaggy
When you first see the doctor ask him if you going to get a blah blah and act really excited and keep asking him if its next.

If I was the doc I would have second thoughts about giving you one.

Tell the doc he isn't charging enough for that service, the girls down on main street charge double what he's chargin'.

Jim · Post by **Jim** » Thu May 08, 2003 3:29 pm

Originally posted by Norm
When I get home I'm going straight into the fetal position for an hour or 2

Pics?

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Thu May 08, 2003 3:32 pm

"peaking out window*

Here comes Norm to my office now.

*retrieves 12” serrated rectal probe from freezer*

Norm · Post by **Norm** » Thu May 08, 2003 4:07 pm

Ah, there was nothing to it. Stressed out for nothing.

I even asked for seconds for all my pals at SG

Blisster · Post by **Blisster** » Thu May 08, 2003 4:12 pm

pics??

fanta · Post by **fanta** » Thu May 08, 2003 4:17 pm

Hmm rectal insertion? I don't remember anything needing to be inserted. They usually just tell you to spread your cheeks and bend over.

Norm, just as long as the doc's both hands weren't on your shoulders when the insertion took place.

Jim · Post by **Jim** » Thu May 08, 2003 4:19 pm

Originally posted by Norm
Ah, there was nothing to it. Stressed out for nothing.

See? I told you it would hurt at first, but if you gave it more of a workout, things like this would go a lot smoother.

Easy in easy out.

Norm · Post by **Norm** » Thu May 08, 2003 4:20 pm

No pics. The doctor is kind of shy

btw - I am in good shape. Have to go for some more tests (blood tests and heart tests) but so far so good. I need to fast before the collesteral tests.
Had a heart murmur since birth.
What heart? I have no heart lol

Bring it on!! I'll take any test they can throw at me.

Brk · Post by **Brk** » Thu May 08, 2003 7:48 pm

"Dr. Jellyfinger."

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Thu May 08, 2003 7:49 pm

Originally posted by Norm
Yep, 3 pm date with the Doc for a full physical.

Anyway around the rectal insertion part?

If I tell him I had it checked yesterday and it was ok, do you think he'll believe me?

HELP ME !

Well.....when he does it...if you happen to notice both his hands on your shoulders...then....

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