I nuked ANTS for 1:30 in a microwave and they lived

EvilAngel · Post by **EvilAngel** » Sun Jul 07, 2002 12:12 am

What gives? How could they survive that? How is that possible?

I left some dinner on the counter in the kitchen and came back in 15 minutes later and the plate was covered with ants.. so I thought... nuke em and make em pop.... nope no go...

trip.

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Sun Jul 07, 2002 12:14 am

3 mins Hesen Biggs pls!

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Sun Jul 07, 2002 12:14 am

So....

Put 'em in for 3:00...see if they pop then...

Maybe they're like pizza rolls...the more you have, the longer you have to cook 'em

Banshee · Post by **Banshee** » Sun Jul 07, 2002 12:15 am

Now they are gonna grow into super ants that are 8 feet tall and have super powers.

If giant mutant ants take over the world, we know who to blame

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Sun Jul 07, 2002 12:17 am

Originally posted by Banshee
Now they are gonna grow into super ants that are 8 feet tall and have super powers.

If giant mutant ants take over the world, we know who to blame

someone smack him lol

ANTs 4: EA inDA Hizouse bitch! lol

Hypengyophobia · Post by **Hypengyophobia** » Sun Jul 07, 2002 12:17 am

Originally posted by Banshee
Now they are gonna grow into super ants that are 8 feet tall and have super powers.

If giant mutant ants take over the world, we know who to blame

YEAP!! I agree!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EvilAngel · Post by **EvilAngel** » Sun Jul 07, 2002 12:18 am

what if I just started a cancer epidemic for the ant race?....lol

3 minutes on high and they are still moving around.... I need to get a roach and see how long he'll last in there.... hhhmmmmmm

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Sun Jul 07, 2002 12:19 am

Originally posted by EvilAngel
what if I just started a cancer epidemic for the ant race?....lol

3 minutes on high and they are still moving around.... I need to get a roach and see how long he'll last in there.... hhhmmmmmm

lol

full power!!!!!!!!

99999.99 secs!!!

ladyJoker71 · Post by **ladyJoker71** » Sun Jul 07, 2002 12:21 am

YEAP!! I agree!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hello sam, didnt log out!!!!!!!!that was me, his girl!!!

CiscoKid · Post by **CiscoKid** » Sun Jul 07, 2002 12:24 am

Originally posted by EvilAngel
what if I just started a cancer epidemic for the ant race?....lol

3 minutes on high and they are still moving around.... I need to get a roach and see how long he'll last in there.... hhhmmmmmm

well, after we dropped the nukes, ya do know that many insects with endoskeletal structures survived within the blast range, so I don't think ANY amount of time will pop 'em....

aagiants · Post by **aagiants** » Sun Jul 07, 2002 1:10 am

guys dont be mean...

for sum reason, i find it hard for me to kill nething other then flies...

EvilAngel · Post by **EvilAngel** » Sun Jul 07, 2002 1:12 am

Originally posted by aagiants
guys dont be mean...

for sum reason, i find it hard for me to kill nething other then flies...

are you buddist?

Gundamflare · Post by **Gundamflare** » Sun Jul 07, 2002 1:16 am

I enjoy nuking arabs on my cool new video game

vifali · Post by **vifali** » Sun Jul 07, 2002 1:16 am

stop hurting the ants.

such savagery hasn't been seen since hitlers death camps.

aagiants · Post by **aagiants** » Sun Jul 07, 2002 1:17 am

Originally posted by vifali
stop hurting the ants. such savagery hasn't been seen since hitlers death camps.

i agree, i kill them sumtimes in annoyance, but not for fun...

Sid · Post by **Sid** » Sun Jul 07, 2002 1:21 am

Jeez guys! you have to put them up higher in the oven. Most microwaves won't cook that low. Raise them an inch or so. lol

EvilAngel · Post by **EvilAngel** » Sun Jul 07, 2002 1:27 am

Originally posted by vifali
stop hurting the ants. such savagery hasn't been seen since hitlers death camps.

lmmfao!

kavomo · Post by **kavomo** » Sun Jul 07, 2002 1:28 am

great another person trained in torture. LEAVE ANTS ALONE.

Jim · Post by **Jim** » Sun Jul 07, 2002 1:30 am

Originally posted by kavomo
great another person trained in torture. LEAVE ANTS ALONE.

You really don't get bored by stupidity, do you?

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Sun Jul 07, 2002 1:32 am

Originally posted by kavomo
great another person trained in torture. LEAVE ANTS ALONE.

How sad your life must be...

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Sun Jul 07, 2002 2:44 am

Larger, more moisture ridden critters(dogs, cats) are MUCH more fun in the microwave.

poptom · Post by **poptom** » Sun Jul 07, 2002 2:45 am

Ha! Now you've got ants running around in the oven.

HongKongPolice · Post by **HongKongPolice** » Sun Jul 07, 2002 8:39 am

Hmm..... microwaves mainly just heat up water molecules, ants don't got much water in them, so thats why. Their exoskeletons also protect them somewhat from the microwaves, so you might have to go for 4-5mins on high.

TonyT · Post by **TonyT** » Sun Jul 07, 2002 9:16 am

hehe...you can take the boy out of the ghetto but ya can't take the ghetto outa the boy!

messiah · Post by **messiah** » Sun Jul 07, 2002 9:18 am

lucky they didnt mutate into spider olives and invade your refrigirator and hotwire your car. Next time, put a light bulb in a glass of water in their with them, and give them armageddon.

Immortal · Post by **Immortal** » Sun Jul 07, 2002 12:03 pm

It heats up mainly liquid molecules because liquid is in a more exicted state than solids. How a microwave works is by exciting the molecules of the things in the oven. When the molecules get excited and move around, they create heat. Therefore, the water gets hotter faster because it is already more excited than the solids.

So, to cook the ants. All you have to do is drop a few drops of water on them. They won't explode but it'll be like putting ants in water and boiling them.

I guess the ants don't have much liquid in them, maybe that's why they don't heat up that fast. They're small too so it might not affect them. Say, if you put a dog in there, which has blood in it. I guarantee he'll cook from the inside.

For eg, if you put a frozen jelly donut in a microwave. After a while, the exterior is still cool while the interior is burning hot. It is because the inside is liquid.

So your dog will be cooked or burnt from the inside while it'll just be a lil warm on the outside.

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Sun Jul 07, 2002 12:45 pm

Sheesh........Micorwave ants taste like crap...at least cooked that way..now if they are leftovers..that's another story.

Sidenote. Dunking them ants in chocolet is a pain. Pay one of your kids to take that chore on.

EvilAngel · Post by **EvilAngel** » Sun Jul 07, 2002 1:15 pm

Originally posted by TonyT
hehe...you can take the boy out of the ghetto but ya can't take the ghetto outa the boy!

lol...

EvilAngel · Post by **EvilAngel** » Sun Jul 07, 2002 1:18 pm

Originally posted by downhill
Sheesh........Micorwave ants taste like crap...at least cooked that way..now if they are leftovers..that's another story.

Sidenote. Dunking them ants in chocolet is a pain. Pay one of your kids to take that chore on.

I freaked out my kids yesterday too... they were all scared of the ants , i was thinking what in the hell could they be afraid of, I asked them why they were scared and told them they were 1,000 times bigger then them so why were they afraid.. they said they gross me out, so I put my hand in the middle of the ants, let them crawl on my hand then put my finger in my mouth and let a few crawl in, then I ate them....lmao... all the kids ran outside in fear..wtf? ....lol

ants are BITTER!! ack...

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Sun Jul 07, 2002 1:26 pm

Originally posted by EvilAngel

I freaked out my kids yesterday too... they were all scared of the ants , i was thinking what in the hell could they be afraid of, I asked them why they were scared and told them they were 1,000 times bigger then them so why were they afraid.. they said they gross me out, so I put my hand in the middle of the ants, let them crawl on my hand then put my finger in my mouth and let a few crawl in, then I ate them....lmao... all the kids ran outside in fear..wtf? ....lol

ants are BITTER!! ack...

ROTF.....I think SG need to start a new fund.

Norm · Post by **Norm** » Sun Jul 07, 2002 1:30 pm

Use a frying pan, that'll teach the little buggers to live in through a nuking in a microwave.
They taste better fried too.

poptom · Post by **poptom** » Sun Jul 07, 2002 2:32 pm

A little Grey Poupon, perhaps?

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Sun Jul 07, 2002 2:44 pm

Try nuking those easter marshmallow bunnies or chicks for about 20 seconds. They swell up to enormous sizes.