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BAR-WHENCH

I'll have a double 3 Olives Martini, straight, olives and stirred please. I aint as good as I once was but its 5 oclock somewhere.
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Guinness please!
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A Bass Ale & a Busty Serving Wench Please! :thumb:

And put in on Your Tab Lefty :D

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Crown n Coke if ya please... need to get a bit mello n smoothed out before my nap :D
Every normal man must be tempted at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
I often wonder if the voices in my head ever get frustrated because I'm just too damn lazy to climb that clock tower.
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YeOldeStonecat wrote:Guinness please!
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:nod: Same please :thumb:
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Post by Humboldt »

beer.

make that 2 beers.
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Post count padders only post in this thread, minus me of course :D
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Prey521 wrote:Post count padders only post in this thread, minus me of course :D


im not understanding this "post padders" thing you speak of...
Every normal man must be tempted at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
I often wonder if the voices in my head ever get frustrated because I'm just too damn lazy to climb that clock tower.
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Post by Bastid »

man this waitress suxx!!

oooh and bring me a dos equis amber PLEASE?
Every normal man must be tempted at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
I often wonder if the voices in my head ever get frustrated because I'm just too damn lazy to climb that clock tower.
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Post by Debbie »

I will have a nice Pina Colada made with Captain Morgan's please and can you float it with another shot? Thank you daaaaling!! :D
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Humboldt wrote:beer.

make that 2 beers.
Better Bring a pitcher...
BEER
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Post by Sarahnn »

I'll just have a diet coke with a twist of lemon??

Thanks.
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Prey521 wrote:Post count padders only post in this thread, minus me of course :D
Shirely Temple for you sir.
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minir wrote:A Bass Ale & a Busty Serving Wench Please! :thumb:

And put in on Your Tab Lefty :D

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Sarahnn wrote:I'll just have a diet coke with a twist of lemon??

Thanks.
We have a designated driver. :cool:
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oh you just lost any kinda tip from me wench!! :D
Every normal man must be tempted at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
I often wonder if the voices in my head ever get frustrated because I'm just too damn lazy to climb that clock tower.
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Buy the House a Drink :thumb:


On Lefty :rockin: :rockin:


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<< enters wild west saloon style doors w/ SG logo >>

<< peers around tavern, ignoring the passed out drunk in the corner, taking a seat near the end of the bar >>

BARTENDER!! Maker's Mark Sour please.. :)
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One Keg of beer. Don't care which brand but make it iceeee cold.
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koldchillah wrote:
<< peers around tavern, ignoring the passed out drunk in the corner, taking a seat near the end of the bar >>
I see you've already met Maddoc. :rotfl:
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Joint Chiefs of Staff wrote:One Keg of beer. Don't care which brand but make it iceeee cold.
and some shots of Patron.

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Lefty

Whench? Whench? You cheated!! You snuck in before the bar was even legally open!! :rotfl:

Strong please! :p
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MissTynker2 wrote:Lefty

Whench? Whench? You cheated!! You snuck in before the bar was even legally open!! :rotfl:

Strong please! :p

ALL your drinks are on me,we have so much to discuss :)
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NE SG Tavern co-owner pours himself another pint of Guinness from behind the bar as he runs Adprep on a server

" \I386>adprep /domainprep
Adprep successfully updated the domain-wide information."

Cool...done! Had never tried that from a mapped drive before! :D Onsite preparing for a big server change at a womens shelter.

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Comes back upstairs from yacking with the girls downstairs...pours another pint..and a few glasses of wine, runs DCPROMO, heads back downstairs to bring wine to the girls. :D
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I need two doubles same as I had before, and a round for the house. :rockin:
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Lefty wrote:I need two doubles same as I had before, and a round for the house. :rockin:
Here...lets do 4x!

//grabs bottle..runs across 4 shot glasses

"Salut"

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YeOldeStonecat wrote:Here...lets do 4x!

//grabs bottle..runs across 4 shot glasses

"Salut"

:D
Thanks, I just got out of a 2.5 hour meeting. :irate: I am glad thats only once a year. Damn
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MissTynker2 wrote:Lefty

Whench? Whench? You cheated!! You snuck in before the bar was even legally open!! :rotfl:

Strong please! :p
I have a key. :D
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Bottle of Ciroc Vodka..thanks!
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Yooooooooohooooooo!! Mr. Bartender?? Can I have another one?? :D
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Debbie wrote:Yooooooooohooooooo!! Mr. Bartender?? Can I have another one?? :D
The line for Body Shots starts over here! :D
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YeOldeStonecat wrote:The line for Body Shots starts over here! :D
:wth:
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I don't drink so give me a root beer. :)
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Applications are now being taken for cage dancers. Pics sent to me PM ;)
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[quote="Lefty"]Applications are now being taken for cage dancers. Pics sent to me PM ]


YGPM :D
Every normal man must be tempted at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
I often wonder if the voices in my head ever get frustrated because I'm just too damn lazy to climb that clock tower.
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Bastid wrote:YGPM :D
:wth:
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Debbie wrote: :wth:
:p
Every normal man must be tempted at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
I often wonder if the voices in my head ever get frustrated because I'm just too damn lazy to climb that clock tower.
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Lays down on bar and positions head under tap, bungy cords tap handle down :thumb:

Looks up beer wenches top while in prone position :D
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Bastid wrote: :p
:rotfl: :rotfl:
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