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Lefty
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by Lefty » Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:13 pm
BAR-WHENCH
I'll have a double 3 Olives Martini, straight, olives and stirred please. I aint as good as I once was but its 5 oclock somewhere.
YeOldeStonecat
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by YeOldeStonecat » Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:16 pm
Guinness please!
MORNING WOOD Lumber Company
Guinness for Strength!!!
minir
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by minir » Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:18 pm
A Bass Ale & a Busty Serving Wench Please!
And put in on Your Tab Lefty
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minir
Bastid
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by Bastid » Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:18 pm
Crown n Coke if ya please... need to get a bit mello n smoothed out before my nap
Every normal man must be tempted at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
I often wonder if the voices in my head ever get frustrated because I'm just too damn lazy to climb that clock tower.
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Rivas
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by Rivas » Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:22 pm
YeOldeStonecat wrote: Guinness please!
Same please
To be human is to choose.
It is better to die on your feet
than to live on your knees.
- Emiliano Zapata
Humboldt
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by Humboldt » Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:22 pm
beer.
make that 2 beers.
Prey521
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by Prey521 » Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:22 pm
Post count padders only post in this thread, minus me of course
owned by pac0z atm
Bastid
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by Bastid » Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:24 pm
Prey521 wrote: Post count padders only post in this thread, minus me of course
im not understanding this "post padders" thing you speak of...
Every normal man must be tempted at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
I often wonder if the voices in my head ever get frustrated because I'm just too damn lazy to climb that clock tower.
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Bastid
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by Bastid » Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:26 pm
man this waitress suxx !!
oooh and bring me a dos equis amber PLEASE?
Every normal man must be tempted at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
I often wonder if the voices in my head ever get frustrated because I'm just too damn lazy to climb that clock tower.
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Debbie
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by Debbie » Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:26 pm
I will have a nice Pina Colada made with Captain Morgan's please and can you float it with another shot? Thank you daaaaling!!
Mad_Haggis
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by Mad_Haggis » Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:28 pm
Humboldt wrote: beer.
make that 2 beers.
Better Bring a pitcher...
BEER
Sarahnn
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by Sarahnn » Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:33 pm
I'll just have a diet coke with a twist of lemon??
Thanks.
Lefty
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by Lefty » Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:40 pm
Prey521 wrote: Post count padders only post in this thread, minus me of course
Shirely Temple for you sir.
Lefty
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by Lefty » Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:41 pm
minir wrote: A Bass Ale & a Busty Serving Wench Please!
And put in on Your Tab Lefty
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minir
Your first one is on the house sir.
Lefty
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by Lefty » Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:41 pm
Sarahnn wrote: I'll just have a diet coke with a twist of lemon??
Thanks.
We have a designated driver.
Bastid
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by Bastid » Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:48 pm
oh you just lost any kinda tip from me wench!!
Every normal man must be tempted at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
I often wonder if the voices in my head ever get frustrated because I'm just too damn lazy to climb that clock tower.
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Duzmor
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by Duzmor » Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:49 pm
(The Protection of all with the Wadget Eye)
(Never Trust Intel To Do AMD'S Job)
koldchillah
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by koldchillah » Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:02 pm
<< enters wild west saloon style doors w/ SG logo >>
<< peers around tavern, ignoring the passed out drunk in the corner, taking a seat near the end of the bar >>
BARTENDER!! Maker's Mark Sour please..
"Nobody's invincible, no plan is foolproof, We all must meet our moment of truth." - Guru
Joint Chiefs of Staff
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by Joint Chiefs of Staff » Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:15 pm
koldchillah wrote:
<< peers around tavern, ignoring the passed out drunk in the corner, taking a seat near the end of the bar >>
I see you've already met Maddoc.
>>Cult Master of International Affairs <<
tao_jones
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by tao_jones » Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:21 pm
Joint Chiefs of Staff wrote: One Keg of beer. Don't care which brand but make it iceeee cold.
and some shots of Patron.
Stupidity is also a gift of God, but one mustn't misuse it. - JP II
MissTynker2
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by MissTynker2 » Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:31 pm
Lefty
Whench? Whench? You cheated!! You snuck in before the bar was even legally open!!
Strong please!
Mystical Folding Minx
Rivas
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by Rivas » Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:34 pm
MissTynker2 wrote: Lefty
Whench? Whench? You cheated!! You snuck in before the bar was even legally open!!
Strong please!
ALL your drinks are on me,we have so much to discuss
To be human is to choose.
It is better to die on your feet
than to live on your knees.
- Emiliano Zapata
YeOldeStonecat
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by YeOldeStonecat » Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:40 pm
NE SG Tavern co-owner pours himself another pint of Guinness from behind the bar as he runs Adprep on a server
" \I386>adprep /domainprep
Adprep successfully updated the domain-wide information."
Cool...done! Had never tried that from a mapped drive before!
Onsite preparing for a big server change at a womens shelter.
//sips
MORNING WOOD Lumber Company
Guinness for Strength!!!
YeOldeStonecat
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by YeOldeStonecat » Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:51 pm
Comes back upstairs from yacking with the girls downstairs...pours another pint..and a few glasses of wine, runs DCPROMO, heads back downstairs to bring wine to the girls.
MORNING WOOD Lumber Company
Guinness for Strength!!!
Lefty
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by Lefty » Mon Sep 11, 2006 3:39 pm
I need two doubles same as I had before, and a round for the house.
YeOldeStonecat
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by YeOldeStonecat » Mon Sep 11, 2006 3:43 pm
Lefty wrote: I need two doubles same as I had before, and a round for the house.
Here...lets do 4x!
//grabs bottle..runs across 4 shot glasses
"Salut"
MORNING WOOD Lumber Company
Guinness for Strength!!!
Lefty
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by Lefty » Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:02 pm
YeOldeStonecat wrote: Here...lets do 4x!
//grabs bottle..runs across 4 shot glasses
"Salut"
Thanks, I just got out of a 2.5 hour meeting.
I am glad thats only once a year. Damn
Lefty
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by Lefty » Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:04 pm
MissTynker2 wrote: Lefty
Whench? Whench? You cheated!! You snuck in before the bar was even legally open!!
Strong please!
I have a key.
fastchevy
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by fastchevy » Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:05 pm
Bottle of Ciroc Vodka..thanks!
.
Debbie
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by Debbie » Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:19 pm
Yooooooooohooooooo!! Mr. Bartender?? Can I have another one??
YeOldeStonecat
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by YeOldeStonecat » Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:38 pm
Debbie wrote: Yooooooooohooooooo!! Mr. Bartender?? Can I have another one??
The line for Body Shots starts over here!
MORNING WOOD Lumber Company
Guinness for Strength!!!
Debbie
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by Debbie » Mon Sep 11, 2006 6:32 pm
YeOldeStonecat wrote: The line for Body Shots starts over here!
CableDude
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by CableDude » Mon Sep 11, 2006 6:40 pm
I don't drink so give me a root beer.
Lefty
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by Lefty » Mon Sep 11, 2006 6:41 pm
Applications are now being taken for cage dancers. Pics sent to me PM
Bastid
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by Bastid » Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:08 pm
[quote="Lefty"]Applications are now being taken for cage dancers. Pics sent to me PM ]
YGPM
Every normal man must be tempted at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
I often wonder if the voices in my head ever get frustrated because I'm just too damn lazy to climb that clock tower.
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Debbie
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by Debbie » Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:10 pm
Bastid wrote: YGPM
Bastid
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by Bastid » Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:10 pm
Debbie wrote:
Every normal man must be tempted at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
I often wonder if the voices in my head ever get frustrated because I'm just too damn lazy to climb that clock tower.
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Chris
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by Chris » Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:11 pm
Lays down on bar and positions head under tap, bungy cords tap handle down
Looks up beer wenches top while in prone position
Debbie
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by Debbie » Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:11 pm