Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Chris · Post by **Chris** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:00 pm

In the good nature of the
What are you listening to thread
The Bump thread and the
Tell a lie thread.

This one is the

Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid answer thread

Rules are simple, ask a stupid question, whoever gives the stupid answer must ask the next stupid question

First question

Why is Ken....Ken?

David · Post by **David** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:21 pm

Chris wrote:
First question

Why is Ken....Ken?

He was BroKen, then he had an accident and is no longer a bro.

Question: Is "Porfirio" really a Spanish first name or is it a brand of cereal?

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:31 pm

Hell_Yes wrote:He was BroKen, then he had an accident and is no longer a bro.

Question: Is "Porfirio" really a Spanish first name or is it a brand of cereal?

@ Your answer and question

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:36 pm

Hell_Yes wrote:He was BroKen, then he had an accident and is no longer a bro.

Question: Is "Porfirio" really a Spanish first name or is it a brand of cereal?

It's a Spanish brand of cereal

How'd you get your own star, David?

David · Post by **David** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:11 pm

Izzo wrote:It's a Spanish brand of cereal

How'd you get your own star, David?

It is on the Hebrewood walk of fame.... I am so focking important, they put an extra point on it.

Question:

Is there an International House of Pancakes in International Falls, Minnesota?

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:21 pm

Hell_Yes wrote:It is on the Hebrewood walk of fame.... I am so focking important, they put an extra point on it.

Question:

Is there an International House of Pancakes in International Falls, Minnesota?

Yes, its the Interplanetary House of Pancakes.

Question;

Why do they call it Military Inteligence? (sp)

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:25 pm

Hell_Yes wrote:It is on the Hebrewood walk of fame.... I am so focking important, they put an extra point on it.

Question:

Is there an International House of Pancakes in International Falls, Minnesota?

They could put it right on the border....you could pass through customs while passing the maple syrup!!

Why aren't there more stupid questions in this thread?

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:46 pm

Izzo wrote:They could put it right on the border....you could pass through customs while passing the maple syrup!!

Why aren't there more stupid questions in this thread?

///clears throat///

David · Post by **David** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:52 pm

[quote="Lefty"]Yes, its the Interplanetary House of Pancakes.

Question]

Because eight syllables makes it sound important.

Question:

Who is Summer's Eve named after?

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:58 pm

Hell_Yes wrote:
Who is Summer's Eve named after?

Trini's mom...who didn't exactly smell fresh as summer.

What's the average increase in size of a chimps testicles over a mans? And why?

cyberskye · Post by **cyberskye** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:22 pm

YeOldeStonecat wrote:Trini's mom...who didn't exactly smell fresh as summer.

What's the average increase in size of a chimps testicles over a mans? And why?

When placing the chimps testicles over the man's testicles they increase 0.4% due to inflation.

Why do people with heavy french accents insist on using the word FOCUS (pronounced FUKUS in paris) in business meetings?

A_old · Post by **A_old** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:49 pm

kinkie thoughts. that is all.

why can't i just get my degree one semester early without putting in the time?

TinyTim · Post by **TinyTim** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:56 pm

Amro wrote:kinkie thoughts. that is all.

why can't i just get my degree one semester early without putting in the time?

Politics...

Q: How come brent or burke have not posted in this thread yet?

David · Post by **David** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:57 pm

Amro wrote:why can't i just get my degree one semester early without putting in the time?

Married men receive nothing without putting in excessive time.

Question:

Would breasts be so much fun if men had them?

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:00 pm

Hell_Yes wrote:Married men receive nothing without putting in excessive time.

Question:

Would breasts be so much fun if men had them?

No, they are part of a package deal...

How far can a dog run into the woods?

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:14 pm

Ken wrote:
How far can a dog run into the woods?

Til he gets to the sh|t that the bear left when someone asked if a bear sh|ts in the woods.

How does a blind person know when to stop wiping?

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:21 pm

YeOldeStonecat wrote:Til he gets to the sh|t that the bear left when someone asked if a bear sh|ts in the woods.

How does a blind person know when to stop wiping?

They don't as skid marks don't affect them....

What is the difference in a rectal and oral thermometer?

Izzo · Post by **Izzo** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:23 pm

Ken wrote:They don't as skid marks don't affect them....

What is the difference in a rectal and oral thermometer?

the taste.....

who put the freak in fries ?

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:34 pm

Izzo wrote:the taste.....

who put the freak in fries ?

Dr Frank Furter

Is SCat still gay?

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 6:15 pm

Ken wrote:
Is SCat still gay?

Only when you're on your knees!

Here ya go...strap 'm on boy!

Who wears Wonder Women panties?

Chris · Post by **Chris** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 6:44 pm

YeOldeStonecat wrote: Only when you're on your knees!

Here ya go...strap 'm on boy!

Who wears Wonder Women panties?

Hey!!!
I liked the picture

How fast is fast?

Post by **Philip** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 7:10 pm

Very.

Let me ask a few...

Why do you have to click "Start" to close Windows ?

Why does lemonade contain artificial ingredients, while dishwashing liquid contains natural lemon juice ?

Why don't they make cat food taste like mice ?
If flying is so safe, why do you arrive at a "terminal" ... ?
Why do you press the remote buttons harder when its batteries are low ?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets ?
When people discovered that cows give milk, what were they looking for exactly ?
Why didn't Noy smash the last 2 damn mosquitos ?

Do workers in tea factories get coffee breaks ?
If I buy a new boomerang, how do I get rid of the old one ?
Why do 24/7 stores have locks ?

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 8:24 pm

Philip wrote: When people discovered that cows give milk, what were they looking for exactly ?

//awaits MadDocs answer....

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 8:28 pm

Philip wrote:Why do you have to click "Start" to close Windows ?

Because it was km that made windows, not Bill Gates.

Why do we wake up with a woody when they call it a wet dream?

Leatherneck · Post by **Leatherneck** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 8:32 pm

Philip wrote:Why do you press the remote buttons harder when its batteries are low ?

Same reason we raise our voices when speaking to someone who doesn't understand English!

Why does watching HBO's "Big Love" make my wife frisky

David · Post by **David** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 8:46 pm

bigmo66 wrote:Same reason we raise our voices when speaking to someone who doesn't understand English!

Why does watching HBO's "Big Love" make my wife frisky

Big Love, bigmo, you figure it out.

Question:

Who would name a child "Orenthal" anyway?

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 8:51 pm

Hell_Yes wrote:Big Love, bigmo, you figure it out.

Question:

Who would name a child "Orenthal" anyway?

Geez David, leave the man alone. He's busy looking for the real killers.

Is it possible to spontaneously aquire an accent?

Chris · Post by **Chris** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 9:23 pm

brembo wrote:Geez David, leave the man alone. He's busy looking for the real killers.

Is it possible to spontaneously aquire an accent?

Right after you combust

What day is it anyway?

cyberskye · Post by **cyberskye** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 9:50 pm

Chris wrote:Right after you combust

What day is it anyway?

The first day of the rest of your life.

Why do they call it taking a s-h-i-t?

WhoNut · Post by **WhoNut** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 10:31 pm

cyberskye wrote:The first day of the rest of your life.

Why do they call it taking a s-h-i-t?

Because leaving one would be rude.

Why does my local drive up ATM have braille on the buttons?

Leatherneck · Post by **Leatherneck** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:15 am

WhoNut wrote:Why does my local drive up ATM have braille on the buttons?

Because the ACLU has nothing better to do!

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:35 am

bigmo66 wrote:Because the ACLU has nothing better to do!

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

They judge the color by the mans eyebrows.

Why can't fast food joints get the order right?

Chris · Post by **Chris** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:18 am

Joint Chiefs of Staff wrote:They judge the color by the mans eyebrows.

Why can't fast food joints get the order right?

Because if it was important you would wait for half an hour in a Real restaraunt.

Which way is up?

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:29 am

Chris wrote:Because if it was important you would wait for half an hour in a Real restaraunt.

Which way is up?

Which ever way I point to.

Should I have prepared my question by now?

tao_jones · Post by **tao_jones** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:30 am

No just wing it.

Will jerking off really make you blind?

Leatherneck · Post by **Leatherneck** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:31 am

Joint Chiefs of Staff wrote: Why can't fast food joints get the order right?

The 5 cent intelligence fee would be cost prohibitive!

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Chris · Post by **Chris** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:31 am

tao_jones wrote:That way.

Will jerking off really make you blind?

I'm having dificulty with your question, its all blurry.

Why does it smell like that?

tao_jones · Post by **tao_jones** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:03 am

I dont wash it that often.

Is there such a thing as too much pron?

TonyT · Post by **TonyT** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:18 am

tao_jones wrote:Is there such a thing as too much pron?

only for the faint hearted.

Why does anyone live in Arkansas?

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:26 am

YeOldeStonecat wrote://awaits MadDocs answer....

Suck me! (That is the answer and the question)