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omgwthbbq, you won't believe what I saw...

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I was flying down I-275 heading to St Pete, Saturday, noonish. I was in the groove, shwoosh, shwoosh, shwoosh... 4 lane drops, dominating around the slow moving obstacles, up on a plane, so to speak... shwoosh, shwoosh, shwoosh... and I see a fleeting glimpse, coming towards me... Could it be... Big Blue in my opposite hammer lane... No way! :eek:

Thoughts of a batman immediately entered my head, damn concrete median fouls that... shwoosh, shwoosh, shwoosh... I could drop off, hook a louey the wrong way on Howard, just a block, under the overpass, shouldn't be too many cars trapped between the lights on each side of the interstate..., another louey onto the entrance ramp and run it down before the interchange... Just think of the goodness that it possessed... It could be mine...

No, I can't do it as I have someone waiting for me... Hmmm, wouldn't be the first time I have been sidetracked, especially the booty that this baby held...

As we passed, the concrete separating us, it was so bright I thought that it had captured the sun... What a beautiful site! Like a moving billboard... Lushiousness!!!!!!

I realized that I was in the groove and had no time, afterall, I could get my fill the next time that I logged onto SG... Still, the image is bright in my head though... What's a poor boy ta do? The glance in my rearview proved the distance to be increasing as was my chance decreasing...

Yeah, I made my original destination. Her words resonated like wind in my ears, making no sense, I just gave the caring look and stared off in space, wondering, "Should I have ran it down"? Not many opportunities in life hold the potential that I had...

I can't believe that I saw it... So, close, yet so far... :irate: :cry:
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Ken wrote:I was flying down I-275 heading to St Pete, Saturday, noonish. I was in the groove, shwoosh, shwoosh, shwoosh... 4 lane drops, dominating around the slow moving obstacles, up on a plane, so to speak... shwoosh, shwoosh, shwoosh... and I see a fleeting glimpse, coming towards me... Could it be... Big Blue in my opposite hammer lane... No way! :eek:

Thoughts of a batman immediately entered my head, damn concrete median fouls that... shwoosh, shwoosh, shwoosh... I could drop off, hook a louey the wrong way on Howard, just a block, under the overpass, shouldn't be too many cars trapped between the lights on each side of the interstate..., another louey onto the entrance ramp and run it down before the interchange... Just think of the goodness that it possessed... It could be mine...

No, I can't do it as I have someone waiting for me... Hmmm, wouldn't be the first time I have been sidetracked, especially the booty that this baby held...

As we passed, the concrete separating us, it was so bright I thought that it had captured the sun... What a beautiful site! Like a moving billboard... Lushiousness!!!!!!

I realized that I was in the groove and had no time, afterall, I could get my fill the next time that I logged onto SG... Still, the image is bright in my head though... What's a poor boy ta do? The glance in my rearview proved the distance to be increasing as was my chance decreasing...

Yeah, I made my original destination. Her words resonated like wind in my ears, making no sense, I just gave the caring look and stared off in space, wondering, "Should I have ran it down"? Not many opportunities in life hold the potential that I had...

I can't believe that I saw it... So, close, yet so far... :irate: :cry:
Could you put this in English please? I'm getting that a plane tried to land on the highway?

I'm very interested.
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im thinking he saw some hot ass chick and never went after her
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I don't know what the hell he saw!
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Ken wrote:I was flying down I-275 heading to St Pete, Saturday, noonish. I was in the groove, shwoosh, shwoosh, shwoosh... 4 lane drops, dominating around the slow moving obstacles, up on a plane, so to speak... shwoosh, shwoosh, shwoosh... and I see a fleeting glimpse, coming towards me... Could it be... Big Blue in my opposite hammer lane... No way! :eek:

Thoughts of a batman immediately entered my head, damn concrete median fouls that... shwoosh, shwoosh, shwoosh... I could drop off, hook a louey the wrong way on Howard, just a block, under the overpass, shouldn't be too many cars trapped between the lights on each side of the interstate..., another louey onto the entrance ramp and run it down before the interchange... Just think of the goodness that it possessed... It could be mine...

No, I can't do it as I have someone waiting for me... Hmmm, wouldn't be the first time I have been sidetracked, especially the booty that this baby held...

As we passed, the concrete separating us, it was so bright I thought that it had captured the sun... What a beautiful site! Like a moving billboard... Lushiousness!!!!!!

I realized that I was in the groove and had no time, afterall, I could get my fill the next time that I logged onto SG... Still, the image is bright in my head though... What's a poor boy ta do? The glance in my rearview proved the distance to be increasing as was my chance decreasing...

Yeah, I made my original destination. Her words resonated like wind in my ears, making no sense, I just gave the caring look and stared off in space, wondering, "Should I have ran it down"? Not many opportunities in life hold the potential that I had...

I can't believe that I saw it... So, close, yet so far... :irate: :cry:

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[translator]I was cautiously :D driving down the motorway, when I saw approaching from the opposite direction, the most splendid sight that one could behold, Big Blue...

I thought for a moment about hittting the emergency brake and doing a moving 180 turn around to follow it, however, the 3' tall concrete wall that separates traffic, discouraged me, so I then thought about exiting the interstate, turning left to go under the interstate, then turning left onto the entrance ramp to go after it, however, that road is one way and not the way that I would need to go...

So, I went ahead and continued my journey to meet someone over in St Pete. As she was talking to me, I was looking like I was interested and listening, however, my mind was on Big Blue... Of course, it was cool as soon as I logged on because I had my fix...[/translator]

Does that make it easier to follow? Does anyone know what Big Blue is? :D
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Something regarding Bubba The Love Sponge show and strippers? :D
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what is big blue ken
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Ken wrote:
Does anyone know what Big Blue is? :D

When I hear Big Blue I think of IBM
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Ken wrote:Does that make it easier to follow? Does anyone know what Big Blue is? :D
:nope: :rotfl:
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Can I have some of what you're smoking? It seems very high quality or very low quality.
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Zilog B wrote:what is big blue ken
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Ken wrote:[translator]I was cautiously :D driving down the motorway, when I saw approaching from the opposite direction, the most splendid sight that one could behold, Big Blue...

I thought for a moment about hittting the emergency brake and doing a moving 180 turn around to follow it, however, the 3' tall concrete wall that separates traffic, discouraged me, so I then thought about exiting the interstate, turning left to go under the interstate, then turning left onto the entrance ramp to go after it, however, that road is one way and not the way that I would need to go...

So, I went ahead and continued my journey to meet someone over in St Pete. As she was talking to me, I was looking like I was interested and listening, however, my mind was on Big Blue... Of course, it was cool as soon as I logged on because I had my fix...[/translator]

Does that make it easier to follow? Does anyone know what Big Blue is? :D

Still don't know, eh? With all of the rocking scientist that we have here, no can figure this out...? :wth: :eek:

Think... ;) :D
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Still don't know, eh? With all of the rocking scientist that we have here, no can figure this out...? :wth: :eek:

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Zilog B wrote:The oscar meyer weiner mobile
So close,...so close, but yet so far...my eyes adored you, though I never laid a hand on you, my eyes adored you... :D :rotfl: [/Frankie V]
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:rotfl: :rotfl: And you want some of what I'm smokin'... :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Just tell us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :irate:
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Some kind of school mascot-mobile?
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A football team?
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hhmm whatever it is, it was in the fast lane on the opposite side of the interstate huh.....hhhmmm :confused:
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emilyb wrote:Some kind of school mascot-mobile?

Fire! You and Ziggy are on fire! ...just not quite red hot...
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blue bus full of cheerleaders?
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Yo Ken, its 45 minutes till happy hour. If you wanna drag this out PM me. You know I can keep a secret, just like I did about those cross dressing midgets you dated I never told anyone about. :silly:
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Hohum, ...another obvious clue....

oooh, baby oooh, baby
It's making me crazy... It's making me crazy...
Everytime I look around
Everytime I look around
Everytime I look around
It's in my face...

Jumped into the Chevy and headed for big lights
Wanna know the rest? Hey, buy the rights... :D [/obvious]


puh-leeesee!
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Ken wrote:Hohum, ...another obvious clue....

oooh, baby oooh, baby
It's making me crazy... It's making me crazy...
Everytime I look around
Everytime I look around
Everytime I look around
It's in my face...

Jumped into the Chevy and headed for big lights
Wanna know the rest? Hey, buy the rights... :D [/obvious]


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:rotfl: The circus?? or a '69 chevy
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How Bizarre
OMC lyrics

[Written by Pauly Fuemana and Alan Jansson]

Brother Pele’s in the back
Sweet Zina’s in the front
Cruising down the freeway
In the hot, hot sun
Suddenly red blue lights
Flash us from behind
Loud voice booming
Please, step out onto the line
Pele breathes words of comfort
Zina just hides her eyes
Policeman taps his shades
Is that a Chevy `69

How bizarre
How bizarre, how bizarre

Destination unknown
As we pull in for some gas
A freshly pasted poster
Reveals a smile from the past
Elephants and acrobats
Lions snakes monkeys
Pele speaks righteous
Sister Zina says funky

How bizarre
How bizarre, how bizarre

Ooh, oh, baby (ooh, baby)
It’s making me crazy
(It’s making me crazy)
Everytime I look around
(Look around)
Everytime I look around
(Everytime I look around)
Everytime I look around
It’s in my face

Ringmaster steps out
Says the elephants left town
People jump and jive but
The clowns have stuck around
T.V. news and camera
There’s choppers in the sky
Marines, police, reporters
Ask, where, for and why

Pele yells we’re outta here
Zina says right on
Making moves and starting grooves
Before they knew we were gone
Jumped into the Chevy
Headed for big lights
Want to know the rest
Hey, buy the rights

How bizarre
How bizarre, how bizarre

Ooh, oh, baby (ooh, baby)
It’s making me crazy
(It’s making me crazy)
Everytime I look around
(Look around)
Everytime I look around
(Everytime I look around)
Everytime I look around
It’s in my face
It’s in my face

---- Instrumental Interlude ----

Ooh, oh, baby (ooh, baby)
It’s making me crazy
(It’s making me crazy)
Everytime I look around
(Look around)
Everytime I look around
(Everytime I look around)
Everytime I look around
It’s in my face

Ooh, oh, baby (ooh, baby)
It’s making me crazy
(It’s making me crazy)
Everytime I look around
(Look around)
Everytime I look around
(Look around)
Everytime I look around
It’s in my face
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The zigster is glowing hot... I do believe that I can see a little bit of smoke emitting from his rear... :D
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nascar?? :rotfl: :wth: :confused:
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Lefty has it! (He has the song that I took part of the clue from... :rolleyes: ) :D

Come on guys! You are going to kick yourselves if you can't guess it...

blah blah I can't believe blah blah blah so easy blah blah blah[/space balls]
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