Cambodian cuts off penis to feed spirits

Meggie · Post by **Meggie** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 2:00 am

PHNOM PENH (Reuters) - A Cambodian man cut off his penis when he said he was visited by four hungry spirits in a dream and he had no chicken or duck to offer them.

According to police, 33-year-old Soun Ney told the spirits to go away when they first appeared to ask for food, and waved his penis at them in defiance.

"Devils, I don't have any chicken or duck for you," he was quoted as saying by local police chief Phoeung Vat. "If you want to eat anything, you can eat my penis."

Soun Ney said the spirits agreed to eat his penis. He was rushed to a hospital near the capital Phnom Penh after he castrated himself with a butcher's knife.

"He is lucky to be alive," Phoeung Vat told Reuters.

Villagers in the deeply impoverished southeast Asian traditionally offer chicken, duck or cake to the spirits of the dead to ward off bad luck.

Immortal · Post by **Immortal** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 2:01 am

I love your avs... who makes em? heh..

axtrader · Post by **axtrader** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 4:05 am

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

@

Roody · Post by **Roody** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 5:45 am

Originally posted by axtrader
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! @

64bit · Post by **64bit** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 6:21 am

it tastes like chicken?

Meggie · Post by **Meggie** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 7:28 pm

Originally posted by Immortal
I love your avs... who makes em? heh..

i make most of them myself. unless some awsome speedguide person gives him a new outfit.

p2ii · Post by **p2ii** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 8:54 pm

So......did the spirits accept his penis offering?

cho · Post by **cho** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 8:59 pm

Originally posted by p2ii
So......did the spirits accept his penis offering?

Nah it was too small.

axtrader · Post by **axtrader** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 9:08 pm

Originally posted by *cho*
Nah it was too small.

brembo · Post by **brembo** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 9:27 pm

I did that too(the offering thing), but I had to come back, the gods wanted some crackers with...as they put it...the vienna sausage I offered.

Dragonlily · Post by **Dragonlily** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 10:52 pm

Originally posted by brembo
I did that too(the offering thing), but I had to come back, the gods wanted some crackers with...as they put it...the vienna sausage I offered.

Sausage or Snausage?

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 10:56 pm

China used to have 3 penis wine......

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 10:58 pm

Originally posted by downhill
China used to have 3 penis wine......

And you know this because...?

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 11:01 pm

I read about it in Playboy around 1976 or so...It just struck me as funny as all get out.

Don't remember the exact comination...seems it was monkey, donkey and something else...lol

I suppose if it was a white wine, it would go pretty good with fish.

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 11:05 pm

Originally posted by downhill
I read about it in Playboy around 1976 or so...It just struck me as funny as all get out.

Don't remember the exact comination...seems it was monkey, donkey and something else...lol

I suppose if it was a white wine, it would go pretty good with fish.

Demented & fermented

p2ii · Post by **p2ii** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 2:28 pm

Originally posted by Dragonlily
Sausage or Snausage?

Snausages!, snausages!, snausages!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SeedOfChaos · Post by **SeedOfChaos** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 4:32 pm

whatever floats his boat....

rmatich · Post by **rmatich** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 4:12 am

Originally posted by axtrader
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! @

I'm losing my breath! It hurts! I'm laughing to hard! Meggie thats just outragous.

ScottE · Post by **ScottE** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 1:27 pm

Originally posted by axtrader
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! @

I named him Bunkee.