Should I be scared or flattered?

Immortal · Post by **Immortal** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:06 pm

Okay, this just happened to me at the gym today. After a good workout and a 30 min jog, I hit the showers. This is one of those open showers and there's probably a good 15-20 shower area empty.

I walked towards the far end of the shower area to take my shower so I can have a little privacy. So while I was showering and washing my hair... a guy walks up to the shower right next to me when there's a tonne of empty showers. I think nothing of it...

However, you know the feeling when u feel that someone is looking at u. I was trying not to look at him but with my peripherals, I saw him staring at me. Not just at me but like my privates... so I turned around and I still feel the eyes on me. I tried to ignore it but I can't after a couple of minutes. Eventually I gave him a look and he looked away but as I glanced downwards... he had an erection.

I'm like.... wtf?

I'm weirded out and I just walked out to dry myself up. As soon as I turned off the shower and walked away, he started to move too. He walked into one of those shower area that has a curtain for more privacy.

As I'm finishing drying up, which took a couple of minutes, I glanced back to check where he was. He just got out of the curtained shower area and he gave me this sort of weird/satisfied look and went back to the open shower area.

I just walked quickly to my locker and changed and got the hell out of there.

Thankfully, I didn't use bar soap cos I have butter fingers.

I'm showering at home from now on.

thepieman · Post by **thepieman** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:10 pm

That gym must have a lot of that sort of thing going on. Seems like its a pickup place maybe.

Dude! Who's toes are those behind yours!?? OMG Did Spammy take a trip up to canada to wash your back?

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:16 pm

Dang.....I open it up and start reading..thinking it's an Immy post and the only thing I can think of while I'm reading it is.....Brent??

Then I remembered...gym.

Dunno Immy. I'd have been the same as you....WTF..

minir · Post by **minir** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:27 pm

Immortal

Should I be scared or flattered?

Personally i'd be practicing my Groin Kick Immortal and using Soap on a Rope

--

minir

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:38 pm

Aw heck...he was just happy to see you and was extending his hand for a good shake.

He probably hadn't figured out that you don't need glasses.

Randy · Post by **Randy** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:57 pm

lotsa fags at the swimming pool!

my shower bust in my bachelor pad and so i would go to the pool to shower sometimes and thats when i realized that gays love to hang out in the chge room. This homo came up to me and said "I have seen you heree alot lately" I replied "yeah my shower is bust" he said " you can use my shower"

I later took note of the people in the room when i would go swimming and noticed alot of them looked ghey. I eventually came to the realization that if you were ghey where would you go?... the swimming pool!!!

its like a straight guy being allowed in the womens change room!

they should have a room for homos

Roody · Post by **Roody** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:10 pm

vinnie · Post by **vinnie** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:19 pm

Was he cuet?

Immortal · Post by **Immortal** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:35 pm

vinnie wrote:Was he cuet?

Of course not! and he is an old guy.

vinnie · Post by **vinnie** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:39 pm

Immortal wrote:Of course not! and he is an old guy.

That's kind of gross then

Jamie_R · Post by **Jamie_R** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:44 pm

Roody wrote:

hayc59 · Post by **hayc59** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:44 pm

Sounds Like A Broke Back Mountain Thang!!
Good Luck and Be Happy
hehehe

Immortal · Post by **Immortal** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:50 pm

hayc59 wrote:Sounds Like A Broke Back Mountain Thang!!
Good Luck and Be Happy
hehehe

I can't quit the gym! It's not that easy...

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:57 pm

Immortal wrote:I can't quit the gym! It's not that easy...

Not to worry....take a little bit of liquid heet in the shower with you. If it happens again, toss about half the bottle on his junk....

I'd guess nobody would bother you after that..

Immortal · Post by **Immortal** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 11:01 pm

downhill wrote:Not to worry....take a little bit of liquid heet in the shower with you. If it happens again, toss about half the bottle on his junk....

I'd guess nobody would bother you after that..

or maybe he's into that. U never know...

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 11:03 pm

Immortal wrote:or maybe he's into that. U never know...

Oh man....I couldn't imagine! LOL

I'd say that you probably should have turned him in.

Maybe he has a "condition". LOL

Immortal · Post by **Immortal** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 11:20 pm

downhill wrote:Oh man....I couldn't imagine! LOL

I'd say that you probably should have turned him in.

Maybe he has a "condition". LOL

He probably caught the disease called Immyitus. He just has the hots for me.

Too bad this disease can only be spread to males.

RoscoPColtrane · Post by **RoscoPColtrane** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 12:03 am

YOu shoulda punched him in the face and then kicked him in the nuts when he was on the ground.....

Even the coming over there when there was empty space is against the guy code.....

f'in ***....

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 12:44 am

RoscoPColtrane wrote:YOu shoulda punched him in the face and then kicked him in the nuts when he was on the ground.....

Even the coming over there when there was empty space is against the guy code.....

f'in ***....

Ya, I remember when I was in HS and I played football. We'd go to a local gym...one time I made the mistake of actually using the shower in the gym, UGH, no thanks, nothing like seeing some Incredble Hulk lookin fruitcakes yappin it up in the shower........

YARDofSTUF · Post by **YARDofSTUF** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 12:48 am

Should I be scared or flattered"

Try both and stick with the one that feels better

Gixxer · Post by **Gixxer** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 12:50 am

don't be flattered ... it doesn't count if they are the same sex ... you should have flipped his wang with your wet towel

if he wants to hang out with his wang out and rock out with his c**k out that is his choice but don't fall into the trap

Immortal · Post by **Immortal** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:23 am

RoscoPColtrane wrote:Even the coming over there when there was empty space is against the guy code.....

Yah, I know. I have a usual spot where I usually shower but if it's taken, I take the area that's not occupied.

I probably could've taken him but I just don't wanna get into a fight when I'm naked and the other guy has a hard on. I might slip on the wet service and knock myself out and who knows what'll happen....

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 8:13 am

knightmare · Post by **knightmare** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 8:44 am

Immortal wrote:Yah, I know. I have a usual spot where I usually shower but if it's taken, I take the area that's not occupied.

I probably could've taken him but I just don't wanna get into a fight when I'm naked and the other guy has a hard on. I might slip on the wet service and knock myself out and who knows what'll happen....

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 2:26 pm

//catches breath

Sarahnn · Post by **Sarahnn** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 4:53 pm

downhill wrote:Oh man....I couldn't imagine! LOL

I'd say that you probably turned him on.

*fixed

Downhill!!! Shame on yas!!!!

Sarahnn · Post by **Sarahnn** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 4:55 pm

Immortal wrote:
I probably could've taken him but I just don't wanna get into a fight when I'm naked and the other guy has a hard on. :

Yeah, and if he's well endowed, you might not even be able to get close enough to hit him anyway.

knightmare · Post by **knightmare** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 6:27 pm

Sarahnn wrote:Yeah, and if he's well endowed, you might not even be able to get close enough to hit him anyway.

Maybe you should have shocked him by doing a Star Wars, "Jedi Knight" imitation, and sword fought him..?

Meggie · Post by **Meggie** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 7:22 pm

Immortal wrote:Yah, I know. I have a usual spot where I usually shower but if it's taken, I take the area that's not occupied.

I probably could've taken him but I just don't wanna get into a fight when I'm naked and the other guy has a hard on. I might slip on the wet service and knock myself out and who knows what'll happen....

sounds like a gay porno to mee

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 8:07 pm

Roody · Post by **Roody** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 9:23 pm

Man, this thread really does have a

feel to it.

RoscoPColtrane · Post by **RoscoPColtrane** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 9:52 pm

Immortal wrote:Yah, I know. I have a usual spot where I usually shower but if it's taken, I take the area that's not occupied.

I probably could've taken him but I just don't wanna get into a fight when I'm naked and the other guy has a hard on. I might slip on the wet service and knock myself out and who knows what'll happen....

LMAO, thats nasty. I think id end up having to off myself if that happened, never be able to look in the mirror again...

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 9:54 pm

cyberskye · Post by **cyberskye** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 9:56 pm

GSXR 750 wrote: ... it doesn't count if they are the same sex ... you should have flipped his wang with your wet towel

Now that sounds gay...wet towel fight would probably not be the best way to discourage. I think that's the equiv of a pillow fight amongst the ladies

cyberskye · Post by **cyberskye** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 9:57 pm

Meggie wrote:sounds like a gay porno to mee

Go AIRBORNE!

Oops - wrong thread.

Immortal · Post by **Immortal** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 10:19 pm

Meggie wrote:sounds like a gay porno to mee

You'd know what a gay porno sounds like because.....

cyberskye · Post by **cyberskye** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 10:28 pm

Meggie wrote: sounds like a gay porno to mee

Immortal wrote: You'd know what a gay porno sounds like because.....

[url]http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060225/us_ ... ilitary_dc]

Be! All that you can be!
In a gay porrrrrrrn moooooovie

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 10:32 pm

Prey521 · Post by **Prey521** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 10:38 pm

cyberskye wrote:[url]http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060225/us_ ... ilitary_dc]

Be! All that you can be!
In a gay porrrrrrrn moooooovie

Ewwwwww, that's nasty!!! :vomit:

Immortal · Post by **Immortal** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 11:06 pm

cyberskye wrote:[url]http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060225/us_ ... ilitary_dc]

Be! All that you can be!
In a gay porrrrrrrn moooooovie

I was going to go on a sky diving trip but now I'm scared to go in tandem.

I know what these sick bastards are thinking! U know when u get scared, u get all tense.... they like it tight.