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Coupla Polish Jokes......

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You heard of the polish parachute? It opens on IMPACT.

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Stick to poetry buddy...ur much better at it lol



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i don't get polish jokes
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thepieman wrote:Stick to poetry buddy...ur much better at it lol



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Brent wrote:i don't get polish jokes
It is the same as a blond joke. Polish people are thought of as being slow. An example when German invaded Poland in WW2, Poland was still using the old style bi-planes.
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*cho* wrote:It is the same as a blond joke. Polish people are thought of as being slow. An example when German invaded Poland in WW2, Poland was still using the old style bi-planes.
being slow ?
never heard that before :confused:
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yeah? thats how it was explained to me.


I'm 1/8 Polish so when it was explained to me it was directed at me.
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*cho* wrote:yeah? thats how it was explained to me.


I'm 1/8 Polish so when it was explained to me it was directed at me.
well they were wrong ;)
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Brandon_k_W wrote:We're famous for our good looks & big sausages.
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I'm 100% polish and my wife is 100% mexican.

so that makes our kids policans ! LOL
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Dan wrote:I'm 100% polish and my wife is 100% mexican.

so that makes our kids policans ! LOL
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Brandon_k_W wrote:We're famous for our good looks & big sausages.
every slavic got that,you forgot ? :D
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