A Giggle

minir · Post by **minir** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 8:45 am

Hi to All

As the Town received yet more rain and the flood waters kept rising, Joseph A very religious man wanted to prove his faith in God.

So, he went to the Town Square and sat on the Park Bench their, with the water rising up to his chest.

Joseph raised his eyes Heavenward & said unto the Lord " Lord i have been Your faithful servant all my life and have tried to lead and exemplary life devoted to You Lord. I ask that You show me Your love and save me from this flood that is ravishing our Town. "

As the water continued to rise a boat with his neighbours family came floating by.

The man in the boat said, "Hey, what are you doing Joseph? Get in my boat and I will save you."

At which time the man said that he had total faith in God and that He would not let him drown.

As the water neared his head, another boat came by. The man stopped and yelled to Joseph " Come get in my boat and i will save you Joseph.".

To which the near drowning man stated, "I have total faith in my God. He will not let me drown." So, the boat went away.

A makeshift raft came floating by and much to the chagrin of it's occupants, Joseph refused entry to the vessel. The boater was frantic, being that the water was lapping at Joseph's nose.

As the raft floated away, the water rose above Joseph's head and he drowned.

Walking around Heaven, Joseph was clearly confused & very disappointed in the Lord & called out " Lord why did you abandon me in my time of need ?. "

Then Joseph saw God approaching him.

Joseph spoke with anger in his voice " Lord, I had absolute faith in You. Why would You let me drown? "

" Schmuck " replied the Lord... I sent you three boats!!!"

Have a Great day

regards

minir

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 8:51 am

Thanks for the funny, Larry! They have been missed.

JawZ · Post by **JawZ** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 8:51 am

lol...thanks for the funnies minir!

IRS · Post by **IRS** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 9:06 am

now I feel better.

minir · Post by **minir** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 9:16 am

Hi downhill, UOD & IRS

Thanks Fellas, pleased you enjoyed some fun

.

Have a Fantastic day

regards

minir

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Tue Mar 18, 2003 9:26 am

Your back!!!!!

Thanks the laughs the first thing in the morning!

How are you adjusting to the cold, wintry climate of Canada? lol

minir · Post by **minir** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 10:41 am

Originally posted by Joint Chiefs Of Staff
Your back!!!!!

Thanks the laughs the first thing in the morning!

How are you adjusting to the cold, wintry climate of Canada? lol

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Hi JCOS

Not worth a damn JCOS, Thanks.

I phoned home to the maintenance fella here and asked him to check my driveway and plow it if needed, before i left from Florida. I talked to him yesterday and he just laughed. He used the front-end loader to clear the drive and then swung into mt lawn to do the walkway as well. He nailed 2 shrubs along the way. He couldn't see them as he said there was 5ft of snow on the yard. He also hand-bombed the Porch and it almost killed him it was so deep.

When i got home i couldn't believe it, never saw that much snow in many years. I guess it got below Zero and stayed there and snowed daily. Brrr.!

Nice today though, +10, with rain coming tomorrow and the next few days.

Spring is on it's way i think. Me i'm staying inside till it does

Hope your doing ok their.

Take care & have a Good one

regards

minir

Ahren · Post by **Ahren** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 11:13 am

Thanks for the laugh Minir...Glad you're back.

Qwijib0 · Post by **Qwijib0** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 11:29 am

Welcome back, minir. I enjoyed the laugh!

Mohan-san · Post by **Mohan-san** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 12:37 pm

Wow, long time no see minir, welcome back!

Thanks for the laugh!

minir · Post by **minir** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 1:01 pm

Hi ya Jarngrimr, Qwijib0 & Mohan-san

Thanks for the Welcome Fellas, pleased you had a bit of fun as well

Have a wonderful day

regards

minir

CiscoKid · Post by **CiscoKid** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 1:19 pm

Minir, you da man!

" Schmuck " replied the Lord... I sent you three boats!!!"

mikemean · Post by **mikemean** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 1:59 pm

Thanks for the giggles Larry. They have been missed!

minir · Post by **minir** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 2:37 pm

Hi CiscoKid & mikemean

Thanks Guys, pleased you had a laugh

I hope your having a terrific day

regards

minir

chevyman282 · Post by **chevyman282** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 3:58 pm

Originally posted by CiscoKid
Minir, you da man!

" Schmuck " replied the Lord... I sent you three boats!!!"

The lord should have sent 3 snowplows to Larry's house...

chevy..

minir · Post by **minir** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 5:28 pm

Originally posted by chevyman282
The lord should have sent 3 snowplows to Larry's house...

chevy..

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Hi ya chevyman282

To be perfectly honest chevyman282 i don't think He likes me all that much

Have a Good one

regards

minir

SeedOfChaos · Post by **SeedOfChaos** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 6:19 pm

Originally posted by minir
[BTo be perfectly honest chevyman282 i don't think He likes me all that much [/B]

He did send you the maintenance guy, right?

Thanks for the laugh!

minir · Post by **minir** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 6:49 pm

Originally posted by SeedOfChaos
He did send you the maintenance guy, right?

Thanks for the laugh!

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Hi SeedOfChaos

Yep He did at that Ronald... a $40 Dollar Maintenance Guy

Told ya

Have a Good one my Friend

regards

minir

SGTMAJRET · Post by **SGTMAJRET** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 9:07 pm

Good to see you back. Your humor and wit is always appreciated.

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 9:10 pm

lol

Good to have the giggles back

RoundEye · Post by **RoundEye** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 9:17 pm

Thanks for the laughs minir

Welcome back home :2cool:

Bet you didn't miss the snow one damn bit ? I think I would be South bound again if it was that deep by my house.

tHE_0ne · Post by **tHE_0ne** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 9:24 pm

thanks for the laugh!

ive been waiting for a giggle for a long time now

nepenthe · Post by **nepenthe** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 9:50 pm

The sun shines brighter today, Larry.

david

minir · Post by **minir** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 3:58 am

Hi SGTMAJRET, Indy, RoundEye, tHE_0ne & nepenthe

Thanks to All for your Well Wishes and kind words.

I am very pleased you had some fun also

Have a Wonderful day & Good to see You All once again.

regards

minir