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frostybear wrote:I guess ill settle for a Milf then... :nod:
why a milf? if you are younger why not a hot YOUNG chick?
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Gixxer wrote:why a milf? if you are younger why not a hot YOUNG chick?

Well a majority of hot young girls iv'e been with my age still haven't grown up so to speak. You know still get plastered every weekend, being beligerant drunks, the " OMG did you see what Paris Hilton did this weeked, Lohan etc. Following the trend in every magazine that is out, extremly materialistic around where I live etc.. that and the fact they can't hold a conversation on any subjects im interested in, or it all goes completely over their heads and I get the puppy tilt head look from them. Plus the few older woman 12-15+ (Look damn fine to me still) older than I have been pleasant and fun, and I find they actually can hold a conversation and are done with most of the BS girls go through at a young age. Also they need not be milfs, just older lol.
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frostybear wrote:Well a majority of hot young girls iv'e been with my age still haven't grown up so to speak. You know still get plastered every weekend, being beligerant drunks, the " OMG did you see what Paris Hilton did this weeked, Lohan etc. Following the trend in every magazine that is out, extremly materialistic around where I live etc.. that and the fact they can't hold a conversation on any subjects im interested in, or it all goes completely over their heads and I get the puppy tilt head look from them. Plus the few older woman 12-15+ (Look damn fine to me still) older than I have been pleasant and fun, and I find they actually can hold a conversation and are done with most of the BS girls go through at a young age. Also they need not be milfs, just older lol.
my advice then, is to plug the young ones and get a milf for the long haul

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frostybear wrote:Well a majority of hot young girls iv'e been with my age still haven't grown up so to speak. You know still get plastered every weekend, being beligerant drunks, the " OMG did you see what Paris Hilton did this weeked, Lohan etc. Following the trend in every magazine that is out, extremly materialistic around where I live etc.. that and the fact they can't hold a conversation on any subjects im interested in, or it all goes completely over their heads and I get the puppy tilt head look from them. Plus the few older woman 12-15+ (Look damn fine to me still) older than I have been pleasant and fun, and I find they actually can hold a conversation and are done with most of the BS girls go through at a young age. Also they need not be milfs, just older lol.
You have been fishing in the wrong streams.

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frostybear wrote:Well a majority of hot young girls iv'e been with my age still haven't grown up so to speak. You know still get plastered every weekend, being beligerant drunks, the " OMG did you see what Paris Hilton did this weeked, Lohan etc. Following the trend in every magazine that is out, extremly materialistic around where I live etc.. that and the fact they can't hold a conversation on any subjects im interested in, or it all goes completely over their heads and I get the puppy tilt head look from them. Plus the few older woman 12-15+ (Look damn fine to me still) older than I have been pleasant and fun, and I find they actually can hold a conversation and are done with most of the BS girls go through at a young age. Also they need not be milfs, just older lol.
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David wrote:You have been fishing in the wrong streams.

Thats the funny thing im not fishing im sort of walking through the water and they come up to me lol.

But yea GO COUGARS!
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frostybear wrote:Well a majority of hot young girls iv'e been with my age still haven't grown up so to speak. You know still get plastered every weekend, being beligerant drunks, the " OMG did you see what Paris Hilton did this weeked, Lohan etc. Following the trend in every magazine that is out, extremly materialistic around where I live etc.. that and the fact they can't hold a conversation on any subjects im interested in, or it all goes completely over their heads and I get the puppy tilt head look from them. Plus the few older woman 12-15+ (Look damn fine to me still) older than I have been pleasant and fun, and I find they actually can hold a conversation and are done with most of the BS girls go through at a young age. Also they need not be milfs, just older lol.
Good luck, most women any age wont want to hold many converstaions about the end of the free world.
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David wrote:You have been fishing in the wrong streams.
I think my problem is this tiny weeny worm I have.
People will forget what you said... and people will forget what you did... but people will never forget how you made them feel.
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YARDofSTUF wrote:Good luck, most women any age wont want to hold many converstaions about the end of the free world.
Funny thing is I never bring that up to them, I have quite a bit more subjects that are of interest... erk try again.
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frostybear wrote:Funny thing is I never bring that up to them, I have quite a bit more subjects that are of interest... erk try again.
Well then its too bad you just choose to be a broken record here.
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YARDofSTUF wrote:Well then its too bad you just choose to be a broken record here.
Good thing im not here to hook up with anyone, just have discussion with a few various individuals. No records for me, I prefer my Guitar :rockin:
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frostybear wrote:Good thing im not here to hook up with anyone
Don't be so fast. I have a lot to offer.
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^lol, alright mad..I'll be patient
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*sweet*
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MadDoctor wrote:I have just the guy!
let me rephrase:

a female nymphomaniac coke connection who owns a Ferrari dealership ....

:D
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Jamie_R wrote:let me rephrase:

a female nymphomaniac coke connection who owns a Ferrari dealership ....

:D
*details*

Let me see if I have a photo here.......................
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*photo removed by Ken*
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MadDoctor wrote:*photo removed by Ken*
:irate:
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Santa Claus wrote:Well boys and girls it’s that time of year again, what would you like for Santa to bring?
Santa I've been as good as it gets and I've been pounded on time and time again. I just found out that I must get dentures. I have no way to pay for these through normal channels and have to try low income. Can you get the people to help me out? Literally all I want for Christmas are my new set of teeth.
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I think U know what I want Santa...... :)
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Rainbow wrote:Ill take the Snow Cone Maker!!!!
I think we can arrange that.
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MetalHead324 wrote:esp ltd m400, and line 6 spider III 75 watt amp please :)
We'll see if we can rock your world.
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Hi Santa... I hope you and the Mrs. are well.
Every normal man must be tempted at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
I often wonder if the voices in my head ever get frustrated because I'm just too damn lazy to climb that clock tower.
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Debbie wrote:Ok, Santa....how about one of those young guys under my tree wrapped in a big red bow eh?? :D ;)

Will this do?

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Comtrad wrote:A titanium spork.
Gold or Silver plated?
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fastchevy wrote:...If anything goes, I'd like a Lamborghini Reventón.....
After I get mine, you'll get yours.
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Santa Claus wrote:After I get mine, you'll get yours.
ROTFLMAO!



Forget the over 16 crowd, Santa. Save your energy for the kids. That's my wish. :)
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Santa Claus wrote:Will this do?

Image
Good Lord, I'm foaming at the mouth!!!! :eek: :thumb: Thanks Santa!!!!! :D :D
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I'll take that "sweet hunk of candy" on the left!!!!


Oh Ken.................. I have something for you!!!!!


:rotfl: :rotfl:
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Sava700 wrote: :wth: better keep away from my house this year than santa..that 12gauge hurts. :thumb:

With an attitude like that, don’t be surprised when you wake up to a fireplace full of reindeer crap Christmas morning.
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Meggie wrote:Thanks Santa. You know what im talking about ;)

You're welcome, nice to be home for Christmas isn't it?
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frostybear wrote:I guess ill settle for a Milf then... :nod:
I talked to Stifler's mom and she said she's up for it. :cool:
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Jamie_R wrote:let me rephrase:

a female nymphomaniac coke connection who owns a Ferrari dealership ....

:D
That can be arranged. Have you ever noticed that my sled is Ferrari Red, and what in the world do you think is in that “magic dust” I give to the reindeer?
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chimdogger wrote:Dear Santa,

I need a HO HO HO!

Love, Chimmy
Blond, Brunette or Redhead? Or all three?
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MadDoctor wrote:I think my problem is this tiny weeny worm I have.
It's not your tiny weeny worm, it's your complete and utter insanity that scares them off.
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blebs99 wrote:Santa I've been as good as it gets and I've been pounded on time and time again. I just found out that I must get dentures. I have no way to pay for these through normal channels and have to try low income. Can you get the people to help me out? Literally all I want for Christmas are my new set of teeth.
I’ll make some calls and try my best, but even Santa has a hard time with all the government red tape BS.
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Santa Claus wrote:With an attitude like that, don’t be surprised when you wake up to a fireplace full of reindeer crap Christmas morning.
well bring me my damn girls and we will call it even..hows that..otherwise I'm loaded for bear big boy! :cool:
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Santa Claus wrote:You're welcome, nice to be home for Christmas isn't it?
its sure better then the alternative.
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Santa Claus wrote:I’ll make some calls and try my best, but even Santa has a hard time with all the government red tape BS.
Well if they give you too much crap, do you think you can get MadDoc and the boys to take care of it?
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Oh pleez Santa send me some new bed sheets for the winter time :rotfl:
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