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I'm only in her nightmares.

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TonyT wrote:you know the honeymoon is over when the spouse comes in a takes a dump while your in the shower!
:rotfl: :rotfl:
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my ex wife did that 1 too many times,,Hence the letters EandX............... :nod:
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Zilog B wrote:Does your wife ever get mad at you for stuff you do in her dreams. :rotfl: WTF is this.
I'm not married but I'm alreading expriencing that. She dreams I cheat on her and I'm the bad guy?! she made me do it, it is her dream. :p
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You ever tell your wife that you cheated on her in one of your own dreams? LMAO! I have, on more than one occassion!! :D
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Prey521 wrote:You ever tell your wife that you cheated on her in one of your own dreams? LMAO! I have, on more than one occassion!! :D

Deathwish much? :D
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Prey521 wrote:You ever tell your wife that you cheated on her in one of your own dreams? LMAO! I have, on more than one occassion!! :D
Is that how she roped you into going to those Poetry readings?
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Me too. :nod:
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Prey521 wrote:My wife comes to take a dump, while I'm still taking my dump, does that mean the honeymoons over? :confused:

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Nope, cant say that she has.
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Post by Imagine »

Zilog B wrote:Does your wife ever get mad at you for stuff you do in her dreams. :rotfl: WTF is this.
I wouldn't say she gets mad, but she starts asking a lot of questions that I have no idea what she is talking about. :nope:
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Imagine wrote:I wouldn't say she gets mad, but she starts asking a lot of questions that I have no idea what she is talking about. :nope:
LOL

That sounds worse. :D
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