Fallen on hard times

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Zilog B
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Re: Fallen on hard times

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Originally posted by TeenInternetAddict
Hi, this is TeenInternetAddict, I have fallen on hard times. I need to borrow $50,000 because I have $50,000 worth of bills to pay. I can't go to a lender since the lender want their money back, and you need a job for that. I was thinking all last night and today, what if I ask on the Net if people could spare one dollar? If I can get up to $50,000, I can pay my bills because they're going to collection agencies. I need the money by next Wednesday. I can't find a job because I need my MOS Certification, and also a HS Diploma or GED. I don't have either so that's why no one won't hire me, but I'm working on both. I'm going to GED classes Monday thru Friday mornings, and I'm about to go to IT training classes next month and work on my MOS Certification Monday thru Thursday evenings for the next 6 months.

And whatever job you could think of, they're all full and nobody's hiring for hardly anything :rolleyes: I applied at everywhere(restuarants, hotels/motels, groccery stores, telemarketing places, nursing homes) but no one calls back. This isn't a joke or anything, I really need the money by Wednesday, October 29. To send me the dollar, you can email me helen_from_ks@yahoo.com and I will send you my P.O. box since I won't use my real address. I tried getting on unemployment and was denied, tried getting my SSI and was denied. So the only thing to do is try and find a job, but jobs are very hard to find. Thank you for reading my thread and please help a SG'er out!!!

TeenInternetAddict :)



PICS?
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Re: Re: Fallen on hard times

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Originally posted by schlurpee
PICS?



I'll send 50 large per boob!
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Originally posted by Prey521
I'll send 50 large per boob!


Pics on the way!!!


Oh, you meant her :cry:
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Originally posted by Prey521
I'll send 50 large STFU's per boob!


Fixed. :)
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Originally posted by mountainman
Fixed. :)




LMAO, you read my mind! :D
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wow... please tell me you didn't believe the email from the Nigerian!?

ha ha... I have had like 3 of them. They even reply back to you. They're dodgy, I have had 2 from lome togo in Africa and one from Nigeria. Always need to transfer a huge amount of money to me [and share it]. It's dodgy. Do not give your name or bank details. They could be one set of African gangsters.


Sir,
REQUEST FOR BUSINESS PARTNERSHIP


INTRODUCTION & BIO-DATA
I am DR.WILLIAMS EGBO, Chairman Ministerial Contracts Evaluation and
Implementation Committee in the Federal Ministry of Aviation. My position is
very sensitive. I am married with children and hold degrees in Public
Administration and Business Studies. I am due for retirement any moment from
now, after many years in service.

REASONS FOR CONTACTING YOU
I require urgently, your unreserved assistance in providing me with a safe and
reliable bank account with full details viz: Name and Address of Bank,
Telephone, Telex and Fax numbers anywhere in the world where I can transfer the
sum of $27.5Million United States Dollars only. The purpose of transfer is to
take care of my retirement by investing in viable business you might deem fit to
advise.

NATURE OF BUSINESS AND SOURCE OF FUNDS FOR TRANSFER
Since the inception of the present government, series of contracts have been
awarded by the Federal Ministry of Aviation based on supplies (AIRPORT
NAVIGATIONAL ELECTRONICS), INSTRUMENT LANDING EQUIPMENT (ILE),AND RADAR
EQUIPMENT, VOR SYSTEMS MONITORS/ DISTANCE MEASURING EQUIPMENT (DME), SECONDARY
SURVEILLANCE RADAR (SSR), INSTALLATION OF ONE UNIT OF INSRUMENT, LANDING SYSTEMS
AND RADAR EQUIPMENT at Abuja International Airport) amounting to several
millions of US Dollars. The above sum (US$27.5M) has shown in record as surplus
some of the over-invoiced contracts carried in the last developmental quarter.
Presently, I have arranged for the money to be kept in a coded bank account with
the Central Bank of Nigeria, until I am able to source for a reliable Expatriate
Partner whom I can present as the beneficiary of the funds. You will take the
status of the contractor who executed the contract, and I will arrange the
supportive documents for the transfer.

MODE OF SHARING
25% will go to you for making available to us a company or personal account
number, giving me your unreserved assistance and keeping strictly the rules of
this transaction until transfer of the funds is effected. 5% is for any
contingencies and all miscellaneous expenses incurred during the course of the
transaction, procurement of vital documents, tips and all expenses including
phones/ fax bills, hotels bills, taxes and bank charges must be reconciled upon
confirmation of the payment by the DEBT MANAGEMENT OFFICE (DMO) OF THE
PRESIDENCY 70% will be shared between me and a few colleagues of mine whose help
will be highly needed throughout this period in question.

OTHER PERTINENT DETAILS
Everything about this transaction is real. The money is clean, after putting in
so many years in service, it is only normal for me to take good measures to
secure my period in retirement. I have put in resources and time to bring this
transaction to this level, which means that it represents a lot to me, and
hopefully with help from you, in just a matter of weeks, it shall come to mean a
lot to you too as we meet in your country to celebrate the closing of the deal.
Kindly acknowledge your willingness through Tel/fax 234-1-7762348 or through my
private Email :( dr_egbo88@yahoo.com)to enable us commences effective process to
finalize this matter.
Thanking you for anticipated co-operation.

Yours sincerely,

DR.WILLIAMS EGBO.
Chairman of the Committee.
and
Dear Friend, I am barrister Ikenna, a solicitor at law,personal attorney to a national Of your country, who used to work with Shell Development Company in Lome Togo. Here in after shall be referred to as my client. On the 21st of April 2000, my client, his wife and their only daughter were involved in a car accident along Nouvissi express Road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost there lives. Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy here to locate any of my clients extended relatives,this has also proved unsuccessful. I have contacted you to assist in repartrating the fund valued at US$20.5 million left behind by my client before it gets confisicated or declared unserviceable by the Security Finance Firm where this huge amount were deposited. The said Security Finance Company has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have his account confisicated within the next twenty one official working days. Since I have been unsuccesfull in locating the relatives for over 2years now, I seek the consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased , so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. Therefore, on receipt of your positive response, we shall then discuss the sharing ratio and modalities for transfer.I have all necessary information and legal documents needed to back you up for claim. All I require from you is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through. I guarantee that this will be executed under legitimate the law. Best regards. Barrister Ikenna;
and
Dear Steven

Sequel to My First E-Mail,What You Should Do Right Away is to Copy Out this Application and Fax to the Bank Immediately,So that We Can Possibly Conclude this Fund Transfer Within 14Working Days From the Day You Send the Application to the Bank.And I will Like You To Make Sure You Keep This Transaction Secret,And Moreover If You Need any Question You Don't Know,Kindly Ask Me,Because I will Be Guiding Within this Short Period of Fund Transfer Thanks.
_______________________________________________________

INTERNATIONAL BANK OF AFRICA

THE DIRECTOR FOREIGN PAYMENT SCHEDULE CONTROLLER


DR SMART NGURU
LOME REPUBLIC OF TOGO
FAX:+228-226-38-50



APPLICATION FORM.
ATTN :D R SMART NGURU
FROM ...............................................
ADDRESS..........................................
TEL:..................................................
FAX...................................................
DATE.................................................
TO:INTERNATIONAL BANK OF AFRICA

THE DIRECTOR FOREIGN PAYMENT SCHEDULE CONTROLLER

DR SMART NGURU
LOME REPUBLIC OF TOGO.
FAX:+228-226-38-50


DEAR SIR,
APPLICATION FOR THE TRANSFER OF USD6.2MILLION(SIX MLILLION TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ) FROM THE ACCOUNT NUMBER A/C:/IBA/A65652000 OF LATE COUSIN MR SMITH B. ANDREAS.

THE ACCOUNT WAS ESTABLISHED IN FEBRUARY 1982.

PLEASE BE INFORMED THAT I WISH TO TRANSFER THE SUM OF USD6.2MILLION(SIX MLILLION TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ) FROM ACCOUNT N° A/C:IBA/A/A65652000 OF MY LATE COUSIN MR SMITH B. ANDREAS TO MY NEW ACCOUNT AS DETAILED BELOW.



1) BENEFICIARY NAME:........................................................

2) ACCOUNT NUMBER ................................................
3.) SWIFTCODE.................... ( IF ANY)

4) BANK NAME...................................................

5) BANK ADDRESS ....................................................

6. BANK TEL.............................. BANK FAX.........................

7. BENEFICIARY TEL....................BENEFICIARY FAX...............



THIS IS THE MONEY LEFT BEHIND IN YOUR BANK BY MY DECEASED PARTNER MR SMITH B. ANDREAS,WHO DIED IN A PLANE CRASH IN 1990.

HE RESIDED IN LOME TOGO AND OWNED ( STE BUSSAK & BROTHERS SARL IMPORT AND EXPORT AND GOLD ARK PTY, LOME-TOGO).I WAS HIS COUSIN AND NAMED NEXT OF KIN WITH ALL INFORMATION OF PROOF ATTACHED.

I WISH AS THEIR HEIR APPARENT TO CLEAR AND INSTRUCT THAT THE ABOVE MENTIONED AMOUNT BE TRANSFERED INTO MY NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT AS SHOWN ABOVE.

PLEASE ACCEPT THIS LATE APPLICATION AS IT WAS DUE TO THE FAMILY LOGISTIC PROBLEMS CONSEQUENT UPON THEIR FUNERAL RIGHTS. I HOPE YOU WILL EXPEDITE ACTION.

THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION,
YOURS SINCERELY,
...................................
_______________________________________________________
please Notify me Immediately you send the application so that I will follow up your form in the bank.
Expecting Your Urgent Response,Thanks and Remain
Blessed.
Best Wishes,
Mr B.Akuwa
+228-915-59-62
That last one was the application form he sent me. This was for the money transfer.

Another was basically about a American family living over there died in a car crash and all his money was in his bank and he couldn't do anything himself and wanted me to pretend to be a family member to obtain the money and then share with him.

Extremely dodgy.
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Post by mountainman »

Really ? I sent all my info about a month ago and they transfered about 10.2 million dollars into my account. I quit my job and am now living the high life.

It is great.

:)
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