IÂ’m making my list and checking it twice.

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:29 am

MadDoctor wrote:Hi JCOS!!!!!!!

hiya Doc!

Santa Claus · Post by **Santa Claus** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:36 am

Teirney wrote: I'll take some of those..please!!!

OK, but just to be fair, I'm bringing Chris these.

Santa Claus · Post by **Santa Claus** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:40 am

Joint Chiefs of Staff wrote:Hey Santa,

I wouldn't mind a nice comfy new pair of Nikey running shoes and a 50pk spindle or two of TDK lightscribe DVD-R's.

Merry Christmas

OK done deal.

Just do me a favor, I don’t care how fast you can run with those new shoes, just make sure you stay two steps ahead of trouble over there.

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:43 am

Santa Claus wrote:OK done deal.

Just do me a favor, I don’t care how fast you can run with those new shoes, just make sure you stay two steps ahead of trouble over there.

Roger that big guy.

Comtrad · Post by **Comtrad** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:43 am

Santa Claus wrote:OK, but just to be fair, I'm bringing Chris these.

[img ]http://library.pittstate.edu/friends/au ... h_2002.jpg[/img]

That's from 5 years ago. Those ladies are all past their prime now.

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:45 am

Santa Claus wrote:OK, but just to be fair, I'm bringing Chris these.

http://library.pittstate.edu/friends/au ... h_2002.jpg

This should hold Chris over a bit.

https://www.speedguide.net/forums/ ... eerleaders

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:47 am

Joint Chiefs of Staff wrote:Whoa!! Congrats Brian!

Heya Patrick....great to hear from you!

How're things over there?

Santa Claus · Post by **Santa Claus** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:49 am

Ken wrote:Santy, I am still trying to take off what Mrs. Claus put on me last year. I have tried Ajax, and even Ajax wouldn't take it off...

Oh, you got that too huh?

Ajax won’t work. Bleach, Brillo pad and boiling water. In that order, and don’t mind those big red bumps, they go away after a year or two.

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:50 am

YeOldeStonecat wrote:Heya Patrick....great to hear from you!

How're things over there?

It Sucks! We just got back from the PI. 6 weeks vacation, a killer tan and our anniversary wedding. Boy it sucks being back.

Santa Claus · Post by **Santa Claus** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:53 am

Comtrad wrote:That's from 5 years ago. Those ladies are all past their prime now.

I’ll tell you what, dip yourself in honey and let all those women lick it off at the same time, and you tell me who blows their “prime” first.

Comtrad · Post by **Comtrad** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:55 am

Santa Claus wrote:I’ll tell you what, dip yourself in honey and let all those women lick it off at the same time, and you tell me who blows their “prime” first.

Their tongues might turn to dust though.

I think we should go with some college freshman cheerleaders.

Santa Claus · Post by **Santa Claus** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:04 am

Comtrad wrote:Their tongues might turn to dust though.

I think we should go with some college freshman cheerleaders.

OK…OK…OK….enough already!

I’ll let loose of some of my girls gone wild just to make you and Sava happy, but I swear, if any of those girls come back with bite mark there’s gonna be hell to pay!

MadDoctor · Post by **MadDoctor** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:08 am

Comtrad wrote:That's from 5 years ago. Those ladies are all past their prime now.

Perhaps I could be of assistance.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:27 pm

Santa Claus wrote:Oh, you got that too huh?

Ajax won’t work. Bleach, Brillo pad and boiling water. In that order, and don’t mind those big red bumps, they go away after a year or two.

Thanks for the tip! I have been Googling for a cure all year and came up with nothing more than an infestation of spyware and crabs... In the interim, is it ok to pop the red bumps? You know, inquiring minds and such...

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:55 am

Joint Chiefs of Staff wrote:Whoa!! Congrats Brian!

Thanks! Italian and Phillippino. (I'm sure I spelt that incorrectly..first cuppa coffee)

Joint Chiefs of Staff · Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:06 am

YeOldeStonecat wrote:Thanks! Italian and Phillippino. (I'm sure I spelt that incorrectly..first cuppa coffee)

Philippina for chicks! Does yours have that jealous streak with a white hot temper?

Post by **YeOldeStonecat** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:17 am

Joint Chiefs of Staff wrote:Philippina for chicks! Does yours have that jealous streak with a white hot temper?

She's 1/2 Italian....so double it!

But it's worth it!

tHE_0ne · Post by **tHE_0ne** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:43 pm

YeOldeStonecat wrote:If things go as planned.....XMas eve she becomes my wife.

more pics !

Santa Claus · Post by **Santa Claus** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 5:51 pm

A Merry Christmas to All and to All a Merry Christmas.

downhill · Post by **downhill** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 6:04 pm

Santa Claus wrote:A Merry Christmas to All and to All a Merry Christmas.

Check your stocking, Santa...

Santa Claus · Post by **Santa Claus** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 6:25 pm

downhill wrote:Check your stocking, Santa...

http://www.northpole.com/NoradSanta.asp

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:47 pm

Well its about 3 more hours till I should see some hot college chics!

blebs · Post by **blebs** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:47 pm

I guess you ran into to too much red tape to help me with my dentures.

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 8:56 am

Well I guess I'll never see my Hot college chicks now..

Santa in g-string arrested on DUI charge

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Some gifts from Kris Kringle are better kept wrapped.

A man in a Santa hat was arrested Sunday night for investigation of drunken sled driving after he was spotted outside Grauman's Chinese Theater in Hollywood wearing a wig, a red lace camisole and a purple G-string, police said.

"We are pretty sure this is not the Santa Claus," Deputy Chief Ken Garner said.

The suspect was booked into jail after his blood-alcohol level measured just above the state's legal limit of .08, police said. He was later released on $5,000 bail.

The man, who is 6 feet 4 inches tall and weighs 280 pounds, also wore black leg warmers and black shoes. His sled was towed to an impound yard, police said.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/12/25/gstrin ... index.html

Paft · Post by **Paft** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:04 am

I sure hope one of the packages under the tree is a bottle of Kahlua. A really, really big one. 2007 needs to be done now.

Merry Christmas, ya'll.

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:13 am

Sava700 wrote:Well its about 3 more hours till I should see some hot college chics!

No chics for U!

Sava700 · Post by **Sava700** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 4:55 pm

CableDude wrote:No chics for U!

santa must be banned!!!!

CableDude · Post by **CableDude** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:34 am

Sava700 wrote:santa must be banned!!!!